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Timesuck with Dan Cummins
273 - The Hells Angels

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 156:28


Did you know that Hunter S Thompson of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas fame was one of the first people to bring national attention to the Hells Angels? Or that they were founded by soldiers returning home from World War 2? Or that a Marlon Brando movie in the 1950's also lead to growth of not just the Hells Angels but other Outlaw Motorcycle Gangs, as the US Justice Department likes to call them? Who are the real Sons of Anarchy? Big informative episode today about the Hells Angels, the history of motorcycles, and the rise of the MC - Motorcycle Club - in American culture (which was quickly exported internationally).  It's a gun-runnin', back your brother's play, keep the ride fast and tight on the freeway and keep the booze and drugs flowing when we make it to the end of the run edition, of Timesuck. The Bad Magic Productions charity for December is the Bad Magic Giving Tree! So far we have raised - thanks to so many of you - $44,160, and that money will give  176 kids from 177 families the best holiday of their lives! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! Watch the Suck on YouTube:  https://youtu.be/UeFBK_VokoMMerch - https://badmagicmerch.com/  Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | High Kick. Hitman. Crocs. Reward Box.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 76:54


Remember that time you tried to hire a hitman to kill your husband, but you went to the most obvious fake website ever to hire them and framed yourself? Let's talk about that, drug smugglers who called the cops on themselves,  refusing to serve non-locals food, your brain cells meeting around a conference table, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/6TyQlahEsas Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
272 - The Opioid Epidemic

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 167:46


Covering a lot of ground today! Going over the history of human opioid usage - the opium poppy is one helluva plant. What different types of opiates and opioids are out there? Why are we having a record number of opioid overdose deaths now when we've been using opiates going back at least as far as the ancient Sumerians? What changed in the 1980's to lay the ground work for the opioid epidemic we have today in the United States? What is Big Pharma's role in this epidemic? What are we doing to help millions struggling with a very, very powerful narcotic addiction? And what the Hell is Whipple Chill!?!  A lot to unpack today on an especially informative, drug! drug! drug! edition of Timesuck. The Bad Magic Productions charity of the month is IAVA - Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America- thanks to you we are able to give $15,800 to this very deserving cause. IAVA serves and empowers the post-9/11 veterans' community. They offer guidance and support, such as helping vets get and use their GI bill, helping them with housing, directing them towards mental health support, and more.For additional information, please go to https://iava.org/Watch the Suck on YouTube: Merch - https://badmagicmerch.com/  Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Fire Hydrant. Doorstop. Condom. Space Worm.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 81:59


We've all arranged furniture in weird sex positions, took photos of said positions, uploaded them to our website, and then wrote dirty captions about what's happening, right?  Probably not. Let's talk about that, thinking erections are pee filled dongs, getting disqualified from a school talent show, maybe the greatest theme song in history, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ZGeOODJWgmE Show Links:Doorstop Butt Plug | https://etsy.me/3lm33TVFurniture Sex | https://bit.ly/3cGydk6Fucko the Clown | https://youtu.be/rDJ5tCF3VVE Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
Brown Mountain Lights

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 82:34


"But then one night, when he heard her screaming, he ran in and says he saw the boy from the painting crawling into his daughter's room. When he screamed the boy thankfully disappeared. And he put the painting in storage."Dan starts with a different angle this week by exploring the world of haunted paintings. It's a totally new space to explore and a really fun and interesting space to find new spoops. Then in his second telling, Dan shares many shared accounts of the Brown Mountain Lights. Lynze has a lot of questions which is really what all of these people have. These mysterious lights are inexplicable and have been going on for years. They are just so bizarre. In Lynze's half of the show, she focuses in on just one story, instead of her usual two or occasional three. A lifetime of hauntings that start when a boy moves in with his grandparents. Like all good hauntings, it starts off slow until he can't take anymore. This cycle seems to repeat its self a few times in his life. Another time he sees himself sleeping next to his girlfriend. Astral projection? Doppleganger? Lucid dream? You decide! This happens yet again. Finally, he has enough and tries to get rid of what has followed him for all of these years. Does it work?   Bad Magic Third Annual Giving Tree Info:This year marks the 3rd annual Bad Magic Giving Tree! Over the last 3 years, we have taken what would be the monthly donation for a charity and kept it in our Bad Magic family.The first year, we only had the donation money.Then last year, the fans wanted to help. Dan and I offered to match the total amount donated, which was maybe a bit insane, as the fans donated over $18,000. Lynze and I also donated more than $18,000, plus the $11,000 from Timesuck's Patreon and we had over $47,000 to spend!This year, we are excited to announce the Bad Magic Giving Tree once again!  We will be using the December Patreon donation to kick start the fund for this year's Bad Magic Giving Tree. We estimate we'll be donating roughly $16,000 from Patreon. As of recording this episode, which is a few weeks ahead of time, the fans have sent in over $4,000. We are well on our way to giving some of you a little bit of love this holiday season.  Thank you for continuing to send in your stories, Creeps and Peepers! Please keep doing so. Send them to mystory@scaredtodeathpodcast.com  Send everything else to info@scaredtodeathpodcast.comWant to be a Patron? Get episodes AD-FREE, listen and watch before they are released to anyone else, bonus episodes, a 20% merch discount, additional content, and more! Learn more by visiting: https://www.patreon.com/scaredtodeathpodcastNew Merch: Brand new HEARTBREAKER mini collection in store now!  Awesome Tee and sweatshirt hoodie featuring what I can only describe as a broken soul. A shattered love ending in tragedy perhaps? Check it out for yourself at badmagicmerch.com! Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/PXucARPJ9rMWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
271 - The Menendez Brothers: Parent Killing Sociopaths? Victims? Both?

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 167:57


I had a lot of fun on this one taking a nostalgic look at US culture in 1989 and 1993. Also found the story of Lyle and Erik Menendez incredibly interesting. Why did two brothers viciously murder their parents with shotguns in the summer of 1989? Erik was about to enroll in UCLA. Lyle was attending Princeton. Their parents spoiled them with money for lavish shopping trips, vacations, fancy cars, condos, and more. They grew up in affluence. Their parents lived in a Beverly Hills mansion that Michael Jackson and Elton John owned at one time. But, their parents had recently gotten frustrated with their continual mistakes - breaking into the homes of neighbors and stealing jewelry, destroying school and country club property, getting suspended from college for plagiarism, and on and on. And they'd threatened to cut them out of their inheritance. Is that why they killed? For money? Or, had they been so traumatized by years and years of sexual abuse that they felt like they has to kill their parents to defend themselves? Find out today on another true crime edition of Timesuck. The Bad Magic Productions charity of the month is IAVA - Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America- thanks to you we are able to give $15,800 to this very deserving cause. IAVA serves and empowers the post-9/11 veterans' community. They offer guidance and support, such as helping vets get and use their GI bill, helping them with housing, directing them towards mental health support, and more.For additional information, please go to https://iava.org/Watch the Suck on YouTube:  https://youtu.be/yeanQBKS4xoMerch - https://badmagicmerch.com/  Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Stress Ball. Slap Chop. Censorship. Paperclip.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 86:05


Have you ever wondered what's inside of a stress ball? How about accidentally consumed whatever is inside a stress ball? Joe has. Let's talk about that, the annoying paperclip from Microsoft Word, a lot of silliness about a banana slicer, peeing on someone's face during a concert, and more on today's Episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Co6W_6YvUlE Show Links:USAF Tiktok | https://bit.ly/3cgHb7kMuseum OnlyFans | https://bit.ly/3FhKUhoConcert Pee | Search for "Brass Against Pee Show" Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
The Impostor

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 87:47


“Something out here is trying to kill us. It wants us to swerve off the road and crash - it's TRYING to get me to swerve off the road and crash."Dan has two fantastic tales this week but Lynze's stories seem to be the one's that really give the chills this week. Dan tells the story of a tired, over worked cab driver in Vera Cruz. At the end of his shift, all he wants to do is go home and go to bed. A beautiful woman begs for a ride home and he is so captivated that he drives her home. When he returns the next day to take her on a date, he is shocked to learn that she has been dead for many, many years.  Continuing with the theme of seeing weird things while driving, Dan takes us to Scotland to visit one of the most haunted roads. Two brothers encounter so many bizarre things, so many spirits that it would seem impossible to not be real. Lynze, unintentionally, starts off her half of the show with another tale of seeing bizarre and scary things while driving at night, her first tale is a 2 for 1 special about the Smiling Man. While driving through their small town, the see the Smiling Man not once, but twice. Wrapping up the show is an insane story about a shape shifting doppelgänger. It's a long story that bobs and weaves. Pay close attention and enjoy your nightmares, creeps and peepers.Bad Magic Third Annual Giving Tree Info:This year marks the 3rd annual Bad Magic Giving Tree! Over the last 3 years, we have taken what would be the monthly donation for a charity and kept it in our Bad Magic family.The first year, we only had the donation money.Then last year, the fans wanted to help. Dan and I offered to match the total amount donated, which was maybe a bit insane, as the fans donated over $18,000. Lynze and I also donated more than $18,000, plus the $11,000 from Timesuck's Patreon and we had over $47,000 to spend!This year, we are excited to announce the Bad Magic Giving Tree once again!  We will be using the December Patreon donation to kick start the fund for this year's Bad Magic Giving Tree. We estimate we'll be donating roughly $16,000 from Patreon. If any of our fans would like to donate to the cause, this year, we are only accepting Amazon gift cards. Dan and I will be matching up to $15k. If fully matched, that's $46k. Every little bit counts to help fellow Bad Magicians - listeners of Scared To Death, Timesuck, and/or Is We Dumb. If you have $10 or $20 to give, it helps. The average donation last year was approximately $50 - and all the money went to helping Bad Magic families have a better holiday. If you would like to donate, you can simply go to amazon.com and purchase a gift card. When you fill in the box for “TO” simply enter the email address  givingtree@badmagicproductions.com.How will we choose who we help? That's the hardest part. But here is what seems to be the best way to handle it:We believe that every kid deserves a happy holidays - Christmas, Hanukkah or otherwise. And we know the pandemic has made it harder than ever to give kids a nice holiday for many families. The requirements for to get some presents for the family this year are quite simple. We ask that you be honest. And we ask that only those with kids reach out. We are happy to keep your names anonymous from the community and it is entirely your choice if you want to post about your gifts. Of course, we cannot accommodate everyone but we will do our best to help as many people as we can. We cannot pay your cell phone bill or your utility bill but we can send things you might need like diapers and socks and some things your kiddos might want, like new toys.If you and your family are need of help this holiday season, please email us at givingtree@badmagicproductions.com .We will gather all of the names, literally put them in a hat and pick at random. We don't think it's fair for us to choose who should be on the receiving end of this gift.  We are accepting nominations from now until TODAY, NOVEMBER 16TH. At that time, the names will be entered into the Giving Tree “hat” and we will notify ONLY the recipients ASAP to explain how they will receive their donations. We will be sharing updates as we have them, on how much money we have and how many families we think we can help!Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: We're donating $15,800 to the Bad Magic Productions charity of the month, IAVA - Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. From their mission statement: We are here to serve and empower our post-9/11 veterans community. We believe these dynamic men and women represent America's future – our next greatest generation. They are our true north, and everything we do is designed to focus on them and the positive future they bring to the world.They offer all of the guidance and support to where those resources are. Things like how to get and use their GI bill, help with housing, mental health support. After recent events with the Afghanistan withdrawal, and with Veteran's Day coming up, this felt like the right choice this month. Thank you for continuing to send in your stories, Creeps and Peepers! Please keep doing so. Send them to mystory@scaredtodeathpodcast.com  Send everything else to info@scaredtodeathpodcast.comWant to be a Patron? Get episodes AD-FREE, listen and watch before they are released to anyone else, bonus episodes, a 20% merch discount, additional content, and more! Learn more by visiting: https://www.patreon.com/scaredtodeathpodcastCheck out Scared to Death merch in the store! http://BadMagicMerch.comPlease rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/Rxqoh2Wf7WYWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Dog Door. Free Car. Ironing. Conjoined Twins.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 83:35


New life motto. If a grotesque hunchback wants to help you fight in a battle, you better let them or he will kill you and all your friends. It will make sense, we promise. Let's talk about that, a Spirit Halloween store inside of a jail, ironing clothing in extreme places, alcohol warning labels passing the blame, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST * BAD MAGIC PRODUCTIONS GIVING TREE: givingtree@badmagicproductions.com * Watch this episode on YouTube:  https://youtu.be/B1Y-uVbcxRQ Show Links:Extreme Ironing | https://bit.ly/3pUZ3MX Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
The Hidebehind

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 72:35


This weeks episode has a strong theme of seeing things you just aren't sure of! We have so much non spoopy info to share with you  that we will keep this part short! Dan shares the folklore of the "hidebehind", something that is hiding in the woods! Then off to the Philippines  for  haunting of the elementals. It's a bizarre story with a surprise ending! Lynze has some info to share about the spirit in their house, followed by two fan tales. The first comes in  from Colorado (she misspoke in the episode and said Texas) from a LEO about being called into a domestic dispute that is anything but that. Then story two will have you wondering what exactly is crawling into bed with you at night. Don't be surprised if it's not your beloved pet. Bad Magic Third Annual Giving Tree Info:This year marks the 3rd annual Bad Magic Giving Tree! Over the last 3 years, we have taken what would be the monthly donation for a charity and kept it in our Bad Magic family.The first year, we only had the donation money.Then last year, the fans wanted to help. Dan and I offered to match the total amount donated, which was maybe a bit insane, as the fans donated over $18,000. Lynze and I also donated more than $18,000, plus the $11,000 from Timesuck's Patreon and we had over $47,000 to spend!This year, we are excited to announce the Bad Magic Giving Tree once again!  We will be using the December Patreon donation to kick start the fund for this year's Bad Magic Giving Tree. We estimate we'll be donating roughly $16,000 from Patreon. If any of our fans would like to donate to the cause, this year, we are only accepting Amazon gift cards. Dan and I will be matching up to $15k. If fully matched, that's $46k. Every little bit counts to help fellow Bad Magicians - listeners of Scared To Death, Timesuck, and/or Is We Dumb. If you have $10 or $20 to give, it helps. The average donation last year was approximately $50 - and all the money went to helping Bad Magic families have a better holiday. If you would like to donate, you can simply go to amazon.com and purchase a gift card. When you fill in the box for “TO” simply enter the email address  givingtree@badmagicproductions.com.How will we choose who we help? That's the hardest part. But here is what seems to be the best way to handle it:We believe that every kid deserves a happy holidays - Christmas, Hanukkah or otherwise. And we know the pandemic has made it harder than ever to give kids a nice holiday for many families. The requirements for to get some presents for the family this year are quite simple. We ask that you be honest. And we ask that only those with kids reach out. We are happy to keep your names anonymous from the community and it is entirely your choice if you want to post about your gifts. Of course, we cannot accommodate everyone but we will do our best to help as many people as we can. We cannot pay your cell phone bill or your utility bill but we can send things you might need like diapers and socks and some things your kiddos might want, like new toys.If you and your family are need of help this holiday season, please email us at givingtree@badmagicproductions.com .We will gather all of the names, literally put them in a hat and pick at random. We don't think it's fair for us to choose who should be on the receiving end of this gift.  We are accepting nominations from now until NOVEMBER 16TH. At that time, the names will be entered into the Giving Tree “hat” and we will notify ONLY the recipients ASAP to explain how they will receive their donations. We will be sharing updates as we have them, on how much money we have and how many families we think we can help!Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: No idea how much we're donating, because again of when this was recorded, but the Bad Magic Productions charity of the month is IAVA - Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. From their mission statement: We are here to serve and empower our post-9/11 veterans community. We believe these dynamic men and women represent America's future – our next greatest generation. They are our true north, and everything we do is designed to focus on them and the positive future they bring to the world.They offer all of the guidance and support to where those resources are. Things like how to get and use their GI bill, help with housing, mental health support. After recent events with the Afghanistan withdrawal, and with Veteran's Day coming up, this felt like the right choice this month. Thank you for continuing to send in your stories, Creeps and Peepers! Please keep doing so. Send them to mystory@scaredtodeathpodcast.com  Send everything else to info@scaredtodeathpodcast.comWant to be a Patron? Get episodes AD-FREE, listen and watch before they are released to anyone else, bonus episodes, a 20% merch discount, additional content, and more! Learn more by visiting: https://www.patreon.com/scaredtodeathpodcastCheck out Scared to Death merch in the store! http://BadMagicMerch.comPlease rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube:  https://youtu.be/PAFrNncHiywWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Mosh Pit. Shrapnel. Barbecue. Rogue Grandma.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 81:23


Did you know rental car insurance doesn't cover contracting an STD in said insured vehicle?  Yep. Let's talk about that, drunk people breaking into a waterpark, getting an entire beer splashed on you at a concert, almost dying after blowing up a truck, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST * BAD MAGIC PRODUCTIONS GIVING TREE: givingtree@badmagicproductions * Watch this episode on YouTube:  https://youtu.be/f_g0fgRSqjk Show Links:Truck Explosion | https://bit.ly/3vHD3pTFart Pedal | https://bit.ly/3pDAF2w Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
Montana Nightmare

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 95:53


"You don't want to be with me,” Kris replied, her voice gravely and low. Laurie realized that there was still laughter— a different, high-pitched laughter, at the same time as Kris was speaking. “You want to be with them. You hate me.”“I don't hate you,” she begged, trying not to let her legs give out. She felt like the dolls were closing in on her, could even feel the brush of cloth against her ankles, like they were beginning to surround her. She was about to become hysterical."Dan brings it this week with two incredible stories! The first story is a tale of a couple who decide that, due to the pandemic, they are going to move out of their busy city and out to the mountains of Montana. It all sounds so sweet, almost dream like! The dream of making an old house their new home quickly goes sideways when a room of dolls is discovered. From the moment the dolls are found, everything changes. A possession in the Philippines is Dan's second story. It's a sad story, the story of a young girl living a hard life. Her hard life grows harder when she is incarcerated and then possessed. The ending of this story though, is a real head scratcher. Lynze admits that this weeks stories are a bit less spoopy than usual, she's starting to crack up a little bit. Her first story will take us to the World's Fair in St. Louis in 1904 where an abandoned baby goes on to lead a very interesting life and is possibly still quite interesting in death. Then, a chance encounter with the beast of Bray Rd. Two friends set out to cruise around and enjoy a few beers. When one of them needs to answer natures call, a horrific scene unfolds. Then, to end the show, a protective Grandpa makes a return visit to make sure his granddaughter remains safe. New Merch: Something special in the Bad Magic Merch store this week, an Annabelle exclusive collection. The Scared to Death gym time collection. Go workout while getting scared! So much fun stuff! A duffel bag, shirt, notebook, clipboard, water bottle, sticker and even an after gym towel. Go check it out for yourself at Bad Magic Merch!Moment house Digital Experience: Hope you all had so much fun at first ever, Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Eve horror. Hope we did too! We had to record this a bit in advance of that show. Huge thanks to all of you who bought tickets. And also just hope you had a great Halloween! Hope you wore the best costume, had the coolest jack o'lantern, and had the tastiest candy. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: No idea how much we're donating, because again of when this was recorded, but the Bad Magic Productions charity of the month is IAVA - Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America. From their mission statement: We are here to serve and empower our post-9/11 veterans community. We believe these dynamic men and women represent America's future – our next greatest generation. They are our true north, and everything we do is designed to focus on them and the positive future they bring to the world.They offer all of the guidance and support to where those resources are. Things like how to get and use their GI bill, help with housing, mental health support. After recent events with the Afghanistan withdrawal, and with Veteran's Day coming up, this felt like the right choice this month.  Thank you for continuing to send in your stories, Creeps and Peepers! Please keep doing so. Send them to mystory@scaredtodeathpodcast.com  Send everything else to info@scaredtodeathpodcast.comWant to be a Patron? Get episodes AD-FREE, listen and watch before they are released to anyone else, bonus episodes, a 20% merch discount, additional content, and more! Learn more by visiting: https://www.patreon.com/scaredtodeathpodcastCheck out Scared to Death merch in the store! http://BadMagicMerch.comPlease rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/nLDAQNuAaxIWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Umbrella. Banana Bread. CO2. Sad Robber.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 84:08


Imagine if you just stole a dog from a parked car... and THEN thought it would be a good idea to walk that same dog a couple days later back through the exact parking lot you stole it from in the first place?! It happened. Let's talk about that, shoving banana bread in a gunshot wound, signing your friends up for cool facts about cats, a robber who can't get anyone's attention, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/ca8oB3tMv4k Show Links:Sad Robber | https://bit.ly/30y1ri1Cat Facts | https://catfactstexts.com/ Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
Born on Halloween

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 70:41


"The mist now surrounded both men, shrouding them in a haze. Slowly, the man reached out, gripping Cesar's hand tightly in his own. Cesar let out a sigh of relief. The man's black eyes shifted to Mario. “Bcasqua” he said in a low, raspy voice. Before Mario could take another breath, the man pulled Cesar with him over the edge of the cliff and down they both went."Dan kicks off the show with a classic tale most of you will know. The Hull House! This is the inspiration for Rosemary's Baby, a horror movie classic! Then story number two of this Halloween themed episode, Dan takes us to Columbia to visit the haunted falls of Tequendama. Back in the states, Lynze brings us to Colorado for the story of a very bizarre and possibly haunted silo. Enjoy all of the twists and turns of this one, literally.Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror! You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST. There will be a live chat room for those watching in real-time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles we'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience.Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: For the October Bad Magic Charity of the month, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,400 - we'll know the exact amount a few weeks after this episode - to RAINN  - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization.RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE,online.rainn.org y rainn.org/es) in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help survivors, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/mAU9YVHMvdIWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/ Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
267 - Doctor Satan: The Insane Story of Serial Killer Marcel Petiot

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 138:14


Happy Halloween! This episode feels appropriately dark enough for Halloween week. French serial killer Marcel Petiot was an evil genius. A master manipulator. And the greatest scam artist we've covered here so far. He likely lied his way into a medical degree. He ended up working at a psychiatric hospital  when he was supposed to be a patient. He collected 100% disability payments while working full time as a doctor while also double charging his patients. He built his practice up by slandering other doctors. He became mayor by sabotaging an opponent's campaign. And he may be France's most prolific serial killer. While he was charged with 27 murders, he killed an unknown amount of people by fabricating a French resistance group during Nazi occupation and tricking people into paying him to help them start new lives in Argentina. But they only ended up in  his murder mansion. Anything else I give away will just spoil this episode! So many twists and turns. So much, "how could this have happened???" This story is a wild one - hope you love it!Thanks to Bad Magic Patreon supporters, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,600 this month to RAINN - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization. Call 1-800 656-HOPE if you've been sexually assaulted or to report a sexual assault. The call is confidential. To learn more: https://www.rainn.org/Watch the Suck on YouTube:  https://youtu.be/C1kameL5UnEMerch - https://badmagicmerch.com/  Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89vWant to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :)For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste)Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcastWanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcastSign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits.

Johnny Dare Morning Show
Inside the "Symphony of Insanity" that is comedian and "Timesuck" host Dan Cummins!!

Johnny Dare Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 81:47


Dan Cummins is a brilliant stand up comedian…that's just a fact. But he's also becoming  one of the most successful podcasters in the country…Between “Timesuck”,  “Scare To Death” and  “Is We Dumb?” he's one of the busiest in the business. Add to that his numerous comedy specials, and his newest comedy tour “Symphony of Insanity” and he's seemingly going nonstop. Luckily for us, he had time to come spend the morning in studio with us and, holy shit, did we cover a whole hell of a lot of subjects!! Buckle up and settle in for the ride!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Metal Detector. PornHub. Fish Finder. Cocaine.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 81:07


Have you ever spent five hours looking for your wallet using a metal detector only to later discover it was exactly where you left it? Joe has. Let's talk about that, getting sexy with a dinosaur, doing blow with strangers in an alley last weekend, accidentally removing a patient's kidney, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/j-dnAbgmUq8 Show Links:PornHub Challenge | https://bit.ly/3ACfXS9 Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.comAnything else: info@iswedumb.comAll Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com Merch:http://badmagicmerch.comIG:https://instagram.com/iswedumb FB:https://facebook.com/iswedumbBadMagic YouTube:http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions Official Website:http://iswedumb.comThreads:http://badmagicmerch.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail:Is We Dumb?PO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816

Scared To Death
The Halloween Others

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 75:57


"I guess it's time isn't it?” Mitchell was about to answer them when from behind he heard his own voice reply, “I guess it is." Mitchell spun around to see himself at the top of the stairs and he screamed. He ran down the rest of the stairs as his parents and the Other ran towards him."Dan and Lynze are getting us ready for Halloween with a Halloween centric episode! Expect this episode and the following episode to have Halloween themes and overtones. Dan's first story is about a son, returning home to see his parents. Except his parents are different now, not quite themselves. Are they themselves or are they the other? In his second tale, a young girl has an imaginary friend who turns out to be anything but imaginary and is for sure, not a friend. Lynze presents the tale of three friends who tromp through an old, haunted dorm. They get out alive. Or do they? This is a tale of the taboo. Then in her second spoopy story, Lynze has a fast little story about two sisters who most definitely see a spirit in their house after a night of trick-or-treating! Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror! You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST. There will be a live chat room for those watching in real time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles we'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience.Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: For the October Bad Magic Charity of the month, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,400 - we'll know the exact amount a few weeks after this episode - to RAINN  - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization.RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE,online.rainn.org y rainn.org/es) in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help survivors, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice.Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IGWatch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/zjiLpPkK_WYWebsite: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/ Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5Mailing Address:Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Remodel. Professional Listener. VHS. Door Handle.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 82:30


So tell me... if you can't pull a door open, why does it even have a handle in the first place?! As a species, we are better than this! Let's talk about that, peeing poop out your ween, going back to a client's house to destroy the shower you just built, a nice compliment from a coworker, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/EVhygse-LVU   Show Links: Remodel | https://bit.ly/3uE8ocm Middle Finger Mask | https://amzn.to/3D6e0z8   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
Haunting at the Skirvin Hotel

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 78:32


"Then he heard it. Ever so faintly, but very distinct. The sound of a baby crying. And more unsettling, Bill felt there was something else going on. He strongly felt that that he wasn't alone in his room." Dan has an old tale of the Hayden Family. Did one member of their family curse them for all time? Would you believe it if it came to fruition? Then Dan takes us to Malaysia for the folklore tale of the oily man. Is he a human man, hiding behind the folklore or is it an incorrigible incubus, seeking out women to fulfill its needs. And then Dan gives us a little treat with a third tale about the very haunted Skirvin Hotel. The Attachment from the Green House, is Lynze's first tale today. Could ghost or spirit start to follow you at a young age and in time, slowly reveal itself? Listener tale number one explores a lifetime haunting that is seemingly building up to something. Listener tale two is about a haunted house that seems to contain two different spirits. Perhaps one good and one evil? Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror! You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST. There will be a live chat room for those watching in real time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles we'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: For the October Bad Magic Charity of the month, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,400 - we'll know the exact amount a few weeks after this episode - to RAINN - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization.RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE, online.rainn.org y rainn.org/es) in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help survivors, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice. Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/TtNxd4zySPo Website: https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/ Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Deathc/o Timesuck PodcastPO Box 3891Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic ProductionsAdditional music production by Jeffrey MontoyaAdditional music production by Zach CohenVarious free audio provided by http://freesound.orgOpening Sumerian protection spell (adapted): "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened. Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH."

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
265 - The Dolphin Point Experiment: LSD, Aliens, NASA, and Dolphin Sex

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 132:52


Oh boy. This is an especially weird one. Sometimes truth really is stranger than fiction. In the summer of 1965, John C. Lilly, a medic and neuroscientist, and his assistant Margaret Howe, a young lady who just happened to live nearby, would set up a partially-flooded house on St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands, where Margaret would spend nearly twenty-four hours a day with a young bottlenose dolphin named Peter. Where she would have sex with this dolphin. Why? To help it learn English. Why? So that the dolphin could teach Dr. Lilly how to communicate telepathically so he could converse with aliens already controlling his life subconsciously. I told you it was weird. I laughed so much researching today's topic. Hope you find this exceptionally strange bit of history highly entertaining as well.  Thanks to Bad Magic Patreon supporters, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,600 this month to RAINN - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization. Call 1-800 656-HOPE if you've been sexually assaulted or to report a sexual assault. The call is confidential.  To learn more: https://www.rainn.org/ Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/6XqrFxSGxQ4 Merch  - https://badmagicmerch.com/   Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Trespassing. Quack. Thumb. Satanic Catholic Baby.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 75:16


Did you know it's NOT okay to have your wedding at a stranger's mansion who had no idea you were planning on having a wedding on his property in the first place?! I would hope so. Let's talk about that, how much a baby moose weighs, 300 bikers escorting a young lady to her prom, swearing at toddlers, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/NVWel_y2gAw   Show Links: Hit and Run | https://bit.ly/3zMgxMM Jet Ski Boat | https://bit.ly/3kMEWxA   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
We Simply Must Be Going Now.

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 82:34


TW: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS DETAILS OF A GRUESOME SUICIDE "They way I heard it, they were both found in their bed, laying side-by-side on their backs, heads perfectly propped up on their pillows, and a note on the nightstand that read, “We simply must be going now.”  Dan has seriously creepy tales this week, guaranteed to spook even the bravest of Creeps. Tale one contains TW, please proceed with caution as this tale is explicit. A young woman left to fend for herself is unable to handle all of the tragedy bestowed upon her. When she completes suicide, her spirit remains unsatisfied. Has she come back to the scene of her death to collect more souls? The second story is that of The Berini Haunting. A family experiences a long series of paranormal events that seem to precede real life tragedy. When an exorcism is preformed, what is the end result? Lynze starts with a long tale of the White Woman, who has followed someone for all of their life. Is it possible to bring your attachment with you, everywhere you go, for you whole life? A second story that is short tale feels like a brief sighting of a spirit, possibly disguised as her partner. Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror!You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST.There will be a live chat room for those watching in real time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles we'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: For the October Bad Magic Charity of the month, we'll be donating somewhere around $15,400 - we'll know the exact amount a few weeks after this episode - to RAINN  - the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network - America's largest anti-sexual violence organization.RAINN created and operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline (800.656.HOPE, online.rainn.org y rainn.org/es) in partnership with more than 1,000 local sexual assault service providers across the country and operates the DoD Safe Helpline for the Department of Defense. RAINN also carries out programs to prevent sexual violence, help survivors, and ensure that perpetrators are brought to justice. Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/gDr6V-iXrgo Website:https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/  Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Death c/o Timesuck Podcast PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya Additional music production by Zach Cohen Various free audio provided by http://freesound.org Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):  "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim Harold's Campfire
A Haunted Century Home - Campfire 520

Jim Harold's Campfire

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 96:23


A haunted Century Home, a haunted parsonage and multiple gargoyle sightings! This and more on this week's edition of Campfire! During this spooky season, please tell a friend TODAY about Jim Harold's Campfire! -MVMT- With their watches, sunglasses and blue light glasses that look like a million bucks but don't cost it check out MVMT. If you want to elevate your look with style that doesn't break the bank, then join the MVMT and get 15% off today — with FREE SHIPPING and FREE RETURNS — by going to MVMT.com/campfire -Scared To Death- If you're looking for something scary, mysterious and interesting to distract and entertain you, check out the horror podcast, Scared to Death! Nearing 100 episodes of demonic possession, hauntings, shadow people, black-eyed children, alien abductions, and so much more, as horror-lover Dan Cummins attempts to terrify his wife Lynze with two new and supposedly true tales each week. Lynze gets back at Dan with potentially scarier stories – sharing at least two listener-submitted encounters with the paranormal, often the most disturbing part of the show. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts and you can also watch the show on YouTube. -POLICYGENIUS- Policygenius makes it easy to get life insurance done (and done right). You could save 50% or more by comparing quotes, and feel good knowing that your loved ones would be taken care of if anything were to happen. Go to policygenius.com to get started. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Taco. Paint Can. Shark. Chainsaw Bear.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 81:46


Do you think renaming "shark attacks" to "negative experiences with a shark" will help anything? Probably not. Let's talk about that, a woman who wont stop pooping on her neighbor's lawn, a local taco lady who hates literally everyone, cutting your lawn using only scissors, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!    New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/U6LImikeAPc   Show Links: Bumper Dumper | https://amzn.to/3u4xml6   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions     Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
Take My Hand

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 81:55


"She opened her mouth to ask another question… and then a gentle, cold hand rested on her stomach, right over her tiny baby bump. Marissa gasped. She watched silently as a pale white outline of a woman appeared directly in front of her, on the other side of the headstone. It them stepped towards her..." WOW!! What bizarre and frightening tales Dan has for us all this week! He's calling it a graveyard creatures double feature! And that it is!! So many spoops fill out this episode of graveyard haunts! Then Lynze takes us to Georgia to find out what's happening with a man/apparition known as The Digger on Ghost Road. She wraps up the episode with a really peculiar run in with a family witch.  Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror!You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST.There will be a live chat room for those watching in real time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles we'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: While we don't have the exact numbers in front of us, we here at Bad Magic Productions will be donating at least $15,000 of our Patreon subscriptions this month to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses.Nurses have bore the brunt of the work the past 18 months with the ongoing pandemic. They've been working more hours than ever, getting sick more often, dying more often - they've been on the frontline the whole time. And they continue to risk their lives to help.This response fund provides mental health support, direct financial aid, education and evidence-based information, and overall advocacy for nurses.To find out more, click the link in our episode description or just search for “Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses” - it comes up first. https://www.nursingworld.org/foundation/programs/coronavirus-response-fund/ Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/F8R0BpuHglY Website:https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/  Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Death c/o Timesuck Podcast PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya Additional music production by Zach Cohen Various free audio provided by http://freesound.org Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):  "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Lonesome Larry. Epoxy. Trash. Celebratory Gunfire.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 86:06


Have you ever been about to have intercourse and sadly realized you don't have a condom? Of course, who hasn't... BUT... did you then proceed to EPOXY YOUR PEE HOLE SHUT?! Let's talk about that, getting super mad about velcro strips, skeet shooting with energy drinks, living in a house made of legos, and more and today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Q5F_5OAWVGA   Show Links: Lonesome Larry | lonesomelarryproject.com Horse Pound | Google "Fake Horse Vagina Etsy"    Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions     Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
They Came From the Woods

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 82:20


DETAILS FOR THE LIVE SCARED TO DEATH BELOW!!! Moment House Halloween Show Details: We are very excited to announce that tickets are ON SALE NOW for the first annual Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror! You can get your tickets NOW for this Moment House digital experience at BadMagicMerch.com The show is happening Thursday, October 28th, 6PM PST. There will be a live chat room for those watching in real time on the 28th, and you'll be able to rewatch it - or, if you can't make it - watch it for the first time through Halloween night - and there will be some additional bells and whistles I'll announce when we get closer. Much like our previous La Llorona live show - these stories will never be told on a regular Tuesday night episode, or on one of the Patreon episodes. You can only hear them at this Moment House Digital Experience. This year, I'll be telling three stories that have all taken place on Halloween night!  The first takes place at a Halloween party in 1973, where the scariest guest at the party is not someone wearing a costume. The second story is set in 1985, when two extra spooky trick or treaters show up at someone's door. And the third is the Legend of Murder Creek. On Halloween night, 1890, just outside of the little town of Akron, New York, a very troubled seventeen year old, Sadie McMullen, throws two little girls off a railroad bridge and into a small brook that will now be known as Murder Creek. The nine year old dies and ever since, the angry, vengeful spirit of little “Nellie” Connor is rumored to show herself late on Halloween night. And Lynze, of course, will be sharing more fantastic fan submitted horror. So many spoops! So again - go to BadMagicMerch.com now to get your tickets to this Moment House Digital Expereince, October 28th event. Scared to Death Live Haunted Halloween - true tales of Hallow's Ever horror! Limited edition merch for this event is now available. This merch will no  longer be on sale once Halloween is over and November has begun. Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: While we don't have the exact numbers in front of us, we here at Bad Magic Productions will be donating at least $15,000 of our Patreon subscriptions this month to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses.Nurses have bore the brunt of the work the past 18 months with the ongoing pandemic. They've been working more hours than ever, getting sick more often, dying more often - they've been on the frontline the whole time. And they continue to risk their lives to help.This response fund provides mental health support, direct financial aid, education and evidence-based information, and overall advocacy for nurses.To find out more, click the link in our episode description or just search for “Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses” - it comes up first. https://www.nursingworld.org/foundation/programs/coronavirus-response-fund/ Finally, our hearts going out to the 13 US military service members killed in Kabul helping with evacuations. We will honor their sacrifice - and the sacrifice of so many others - by donating to a military charity in November, keeping the tradition going of donating to a military charity every November.  Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/mTVIkd_Oz4g Website:https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/  Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Death c/o Timesuck Podcast PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya Additional music production by Zach Cohen Various free audio provided by http://freesound.org Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):  "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Johnny Dare Morning Show
Serial Killers, Sociopaths and 'Shrooms: Timesuck's Dan Cummins returns to KC in October!!

Johnny Dare Morning Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 38:49


Any time comedian and host of the popular podcast "Timesuck" comes on the the show, there is one thing that is guaranteed...and that's the fact that shit is gonna get real weird, real fast. And today was no different! From his successful podcasts to his twisted brand of stand up comedy, Dan is oneof the hardest working people in the industry....and he's comin' back to town October 22-24 at the Improv!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
262 - The Jehovah's Witnesses: Doomsday Cult

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 167:02


I'm guessing you know of the Jehovah's Witnesses. You've heard of them. Maybe you've noticed their "Kingdom Halls." Maybe they've knocked on your door. But - do you really know anything about them? Before this week, I didn't. Now that I do, I will NEVER look at them the same way again. The Jehovah's may not live on a compound, but, in my opinion they are a dangerous doomsday cult. Their continual focus on impending Armageddon has hurt so, so many lives. And so has their "Two Witness Rule." The Governing Body of the Witnesses pressure congregations to not go to the police with criminal accusations, including rape and sexual abuse. Instead, Witnesses are told to take accusations to congregational elders who record the accusations confidentially. And elders are told that if two or more people didn't witness the crime occur, then it essentially didn't happen. These policies have led to the creation of what's believed to be the largest database of pedophiles ever - pedophiles the organization has provided a safe haven. Known predators have even been paired with future victims to go preach the "truth" door-to-door. The truth is, the Jehovah's Witnesses are an incredible unlikable organization. I lay out their history, their beliefs, and their most shameful policies on another Cult! Cult! Cult! edition fo Timesuck.  We're donating $15,400 this month to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses. This Covid response fund provides mental health support, direct financial aid, education, and evidence-based information, and overall advocacy for nurses. To learn more: https://www.nursingworld.org/foundation/programs/coronavirus-response-fund/ Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/oJBO7qetpKk Merch  - https://badmagicmerch.com/   Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Coconut. Cereal. Prison. Fish Bomb.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 80:21


We all remember the time we taped fireworks to a fish and then accidentally blew a hole in our fishing boat, right? Oh, that's never happened to you? Fine. Let's talk about that, prolapsing your colon, getting extremely sad over toothpaste, a little tiny camera for your dong, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/SaoxxVyVDhw   Show Links: Cock Cam | Search for it online   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
Witch's Bridge

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 82:42


"He stared down at himself with the same horrified expression. I knew right away he saw it too. As I opened my mouth to say something, he screamed. His feet fell out from under him, and I screamed too as his head hit the edge of the bridge, as I watched him seemingly get pulled straight down into the river." In Great Falls, Montana, some police officers are among those who believe that one of their jail cells is haunted. The Old Cascade County Jail was built in the early 1900s, directly across the street from the west face of the courthouse. Bob Edwards, a Cascade County Sheriff , claims he saw a strange mist floating through through the old cells on a video monitor. It spooked him. And to this day, he has no explanation for it. According to local legend, she was believed to dabble in witchcraft. Or at least that's what she was accused of. One night, some scared local townspeople decided to form a vigilante lynch mob, and take what they considered to be justice into their own hands. They decided to kill who they believed to be a heretic. And when they made it to her house that night, they grabbed the poor woman, and they hanged her from a tree directly in front of her her home. According to legend, in her last moments, she cursed the house and the surrounding land and still haunts the area today.  Summer Camp should be a fun time to hang out with your friends and enjoy your freedom from your parents. It shouldn't be a place that you and your friends find themselves terrified of what comes in the night. In story one, Lynze walks us through a very bizarre summer camp story. After that, she has two more tales, both about haunted houses. The first house appears to very angry when the new owners begin to renovate. It's a classic haunted tale! The second haunted house comes with a big twist at the end, so stay tuned for the most chilling details! New Merch: Also, in the store now at badmagicmerch.com!  We have a new demon tee shirt and mug in the store!  Looks so cool.  Reminds me of Japanese Oni artwork and masks. Been drawn and painted and carved a certain way for centuries.  Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation: While we don't have the exact numbers in front of us, we here at Bad Magic Productions will be donating at least $15,000 of our Patreon subscriptions this month to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses.Nurses have bore the brunt of the work the past 18 months with the ongoing pandemic. They've been working more hours than ever, getting sick more often, dying more often - they've been on the frontline the whole time. And they continue to risk their lives to help.This response fund provides mental health support, direct financial aid, education and evidence-based information, and overall advocacy for nurses.To find out more, click the link in our episode description or just search for “Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses” - it comes up first. https://www.nursingworld.org/foundation/programs/coronavirus-response-fund/ Finally, our hearts going out to the 13 US military service members killed in Kabul helping with evacuations. We will honor their sacrifice - and the sacrifice of so many others - by donating to a military charity in November, keeping the tradition going of donating to a military charity every November.  Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/uI0k8yu7GD0 Website:https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/  Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Death c/o Timesuck Podcast PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya Additional music production by Zach Cohen Various free audio provided by http://freesound.org Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):  "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedy Dynamics Daily
Dan Cummins: Flat Earth and the Lizard Illuminati

Comedy Dynamics Daily

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 8:44


From Dan Cummins: Lizard Illuminati  In his third hour special, comic and podcaster Dan Cummins presents some of his most outrageous material to date. Dan mocks those who believe in the lizard illuminati, a flat earth, the notion that you can sell your soul to Satan, and more. Dan even makes fun of himself for once having sex with a banana peel in a grocery store bathroom - nothing's too weird or dark. Dan jokes about his kids, his ongoing hatred of strangers, and even offers to improve the world by killing a lot of people. Enjoy!  Follow Comedy Dynamics on social media! YouTube: https://bit.ly/3ymp1to Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ComedyDynamics Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/ComedyDynamics TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/J1wucyQ/ Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/ComedyDynamics http://www.comedydynamics.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Free Range American Podcast
Black Rifle Coffee Podcast: Ep 162 Dan Cummins LIVE TATTOO

Free Range American Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 96:38


Comedian Dan Cummins drops in for a podcast and a tattoo during his visit to San Antonio. Mat Best and Logan Stark host while Will XX works his magic with the needle as they discuss the progression of Dan's career, how not to read for sponsors, serial killers and much more.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Rectum. Silver Medal. Taxi. Puppy Kick.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 89:31


Always remember, if your friend tells you to shove an eel up your ass to cure constipation... just don't. Let's talk about that, drunk idiots in comedy clubs, an amazing olympian who is trying to save a child's life, every ant in the world wanting to murder you, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/fODOnnjOiNQ   Show Links: Energy Shield | https://bit.ly/3t2dPkt   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timesuck with Dan Cummins
260 - Robin Williams: A Wonderful Mind's Rise and Fall

Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 156:06


Robin Williams knew how to make people feel deeply. He could give you a belly laugh - or a cathartic cry. He knew how to entertain you in a way that only he could. He seemingly had so much energy it's like he vibrated around instead of walking like the rest of us. His mind seemed to move so FAST. And then his brilliant mind betrayed him. Or, rather, his mind just wasn't able to defend him from the cruel and degenerative disease of Lewy Body Dementia. With the diagnosis not coming until two years after his death, he had no idea why he was suddenly becoming more and more forgetful, confused, paranoid, and delusional. While he publicly continued making movies and tv shows, he privately suffered. And then on August 11, 2014, at the age of 63, he took his own life. Or, rather, Lew Body Dementia took it. A sad ending. But before that - what a life! From rich kid, to broke student, to struggling comic, to rocketing to fame and fortune with first Mork and Mindy, and then successful standup specials, and then classic films like Good Morning, Vietnam, Dead Poets Society, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Goodwill Hunting - Williams entertained hundreds of millions of people. And today we examine and celebrate his life -  and even critique it a bit - while also learning about the disease that took him from us.  We're donating $15,400 this month to the American Nurses Foundation Coronavirus Response Fund for Nurses. This Covid response fund provides mental health support, direct financial aid, education, and evidence-based information, and overall advocacy for nurses. To learn more: https://www.nursingworld.org/foundation/programs/coronavirus-response-fund/ Watch the Suck on YouTube: https://youtu.be/iB0yViCiJVo Merch  - https://badmagicmerch.com/   Discord! https://discord.gg/tqzH89v Want to join the Cult of the Curious private Facebook Group? Go directly to Facebook and search for "Cult of the Curious" in order to locate whatever current page hasn't been put in FB Jail :) For all merch related questions/problems: store@badmagicproductions.com (copy and paste) Please rate and subscribe on iTunes and elsewhere and follow the suck on social media!! @timesuckpodcast on IG and http://www.facebook.com/timesuckpodcast Wanna become a Space Lizard? We're over 10,000 strong! Click here: https://www.patreon.com/timesuckpodcast  Sign up through Patreon and for $5 a month you get to listen to the Secret Suck, which will drop Thursdays at Noon, PST. You'll also get 20% off of all regular Timesuck merch PLUS access to exclusive Space Lizard merch. You get to vote on two Monday topics each month via the app. And you get the download link for my new comedy album, Feel the Heat. Check the Patreon posts to find out how to download the new album and take advantage of other benefits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Nipple Clamps. Pulling Teeth. Pens. Dominatrix.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 82:15


What if you were in a BDSM type relationship, but the dom made the sub only do positive tasks that had nothing to do with sex? Let's talk about that, a grandma that reads books to kids online, having a little sex with your mom, getting lost returning a rental car, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/gpmXLxwnvIQ   Show Links: Grandma Bette | https://bit.ly/2XYuUkd Nipple Clamps | Search for it on google   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scared To Death
Under the Ice

Scared To Death

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 80:38


BIG TW ON THIS EPISODE! DAN'S SECOND STORY CONTAINS GRAPHIC DETAILS OF TORTURE AND MURDER. VERY EXPLICIT!  "A tap tap tapping beneath his feet made him jump. It sounded like something was just underneath the ice. Caleb watched, frozen in fear…. as the dark outline of a hand pressed against the ice from below. Tap tap tap...." In Dan's half of the show, he takes us to Connecticut! A somewhat hilarious story of a man trying to move his house across a frozen lake leads to the house sinking. And while that is is own kind of horror, the real fun begins when the rumors flare. Supposedly, the house sinks to the bottom of the lake where the piano left inside is now played by ghosts. Turns out, there might be someone under the ice.  Then in story number two, we travel to Hong Kong. A sad, tragic story leads to one very scary tale. A young women is brutalize and murdered for stealing from her pimp. After dying at the hands of her torturer, she returns to seek her revenge.  Lynze has 3 back to back to back stories that are all just a little bit odd. A UFO sighting that was confirmed by multiple sources, a little girl conjures up a new friend in the mirror and  possibly haunted hotel or the very least, a very sketchy situation. Combine all three for maximum spoops!  New Merch: New Scared to Death playing cards in the store now at badmagicmerch.com. As someone who began playing card games with my mom and grandparents since before I went to kindergarten - I really love these.Put some Scared to Death in your Rummy, Black Jack or Texas Hold ‘Em game. Play some spooky solitaire.  Bad Magic Productions Monthly Patreon Donation:Thank you Roberts and Annabelles for allowing us  to the August Bad Magic Productions Charity, The Wildland Firefighter Foundation. Donating to some First Responders! Since 1999, the Foundation has also provided emergency support services to the families of firefighters, seriously injured or killed in the line of duty. Families left behind, many with young children, often find themselves with few resources, and the Foundation steps in to help.Go to https://wffoundation.org/ to learn more. Please rate, review, and subscribe anywhere you listen. Thank you for listening! Follow the show on social media: @scaredtodeathpodcast on Facebook and IG Watch this episode on Youtube: https://youtu.be/RAcUKDy2ldw Website:https://scaredtodeathpodcast.com/ Facebook:https://www.facebook.com/scaredtodeathpodcast/  Instagram: https://bit.ly/2miPLf5 Mailing Address: Scared to Death c/o Timesuck Podcast PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Video/Audio by Bad Magic Productions Additional music production by Jeffrey Montoya Additional music production by Zach Cohen Various free audio provided by http://freesound.org Opening Sumerian protection spell (adapted):  "Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that hath no home… or one that lieth dead in the desert… or a ghost unburied… or a demon or a ghoul… Whatever thou be until thou art removed… thou shalt find here no water to drink… Thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own… Into our house enter thou not. Through our fence, breakthrough thou not… we are protected though we may be frightened.  Our life you may not steal, though we may feel SCARED TO DEATH." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tanner & Drew On Demand
T&D Full Show For Wednesday- Honeymooning In Hell

Tanner & Drew On Demand

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 74:29


On today's show we talked about the biggest honeymoon horror stories. We had a great talk with comedian Dan Cummins and we took you gripes during a Just Bitchin Wednesday!

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Clipboard. Seizure. Reward Money. Blow My Horses.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 87:52


Would you find it weird to be using the airport restroom and then hear masturbating noises blended with farm animal noises? Probably weirder if you didn't find it weird. Let's talk about that, getting yelled at for trying to save a man's life, commenting on your own most wanted post on Facebook, valet losing your keys, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/aXaOJ7B0D1M   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Island. Bill. Flip Phone. Flock of Zebras.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 85:07


How would one go about chasing down a bunch of Zebras to suck their dongs in order to secure 5G coverage everywhere forever? Let's talk about that, your son making you look like a piece of s**t dad in public, a motel that apparently needs to fire everyone, being worried an island will literally flip over, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/1IFLB1DyuKw   Show Links: Island Flip | https://bit.ly/3AxcMfe AI Comedy | https://bit.ly/3Azer3A   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Alan Cox Show
Trouble Box/ Medina Champ/ Gold Digger/ Taunted House/ Kyle Forward/ Dan Cummins/ Un-Fair/ Poundcake Sports Break/ One Sclerosis

The Alan Cox Show

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 163:12


Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | One. Year. Anniversary. Show.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 87:02


HOORAY! ONE WHOLE YEAR OF DUMB, AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU BEAUTIFUL DUMMIES! THANK YOU SO MUCH!   Let's celebrate while talking about the most insane business owner of all time, having a ball sack under your chin, Dan and Joe's wives share some dumb stories about their husbands, and more on today's ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW!   STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmagicmerch.com. These stickers are free… but there will only be 500 sticker packs available… first come, first serve. Once they're gone, that's it… and only one sticker pack per person.Once you receive your stickers, all you have to do is slap them all over the place, snap a picture of where you put them, and then post that picture on IG and FB using the hashtag #BadMagicStreetTeam. That's it!! A winner will be picked at random on Monday, October 18th. The more you post, the better your odds of winning.  The random winner gets a $200 merch credit! Please don't do anything stupid and harass any business with this. Each post throws another piece of paper with your name on it into the digital hat.   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/KxoesVbU-x4   Show Links: 90s TV |  www.my90stv.com    Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Javelin. Cops. Notebook. Oozing.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 75:59


Do you ever wonder what the Olympics would look like if every athletic was given a ton of LSD before competing in their event? Let's talk about that, advertisers trying to hack into your brain while you sleep, how stupid self-checkout machines can be, running for your life from the cops that didn't even know you existed, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmagicmerch.com. These stickers are free… but there will only be 500 sticker packs available… first come, first serve. Once they're gone, that's it… and only one sticker pack per person.Once you receive your stickers, all you have to do is slap them all over the place, snap a picture of where you put them, and then post that picture on IG and FB using the hashtag #BadMagicStreetTeam. That's it!! A winner will be picked at random on Monday, October 18th. The more you post, the better your odds of winning.  The random winner gets a $200 merch credit! Please don't do anything stupid and harass any business with this. Each post throws another piece of paper with your name on it into the digital hat.   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/k9f1uUiGSHc   Show Links: Crazy Motorcycle | https://bit.ly/3BipCPr   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Boats. Redneck Rave. Robots. Short Burrito.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 77:29


Remember that time Dan pissed off an entire fleet of boats on the lake that then proceeded to chase him, Joe, and the rest of his family all the way back to the dock, throwing bottled water at them along the way? Let's talk about that, a full-blown rescue mission of a rubber sex doll, the power of DNA testing, a business owner with some sassy comebacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?! STREET TEAM: At high noon, pacific time, on Monday, August 16th, the stickers will go live on badmagicmerch.com. These stickers are free… but there will only be 500 sticker packs available… first come, first serve. Once they're gone, that's it… and only one sticker pack per person.Once you receive your stickers, all you have to do is slap them all over the place, snap a picture of where you put them, and then post that picture on IG and FB using the hashtag #BadMagicStreetTeam. That's it!! A winner will be picked at random on Monday, October 18th. The more you post, the better your odds of winning.  The random winner gets a $200 merch credit! Please don't do anything stupid and harass any business with this. Each post throws another piece of paper with your name on it into the digital hat. New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/tN8yCJnaILs   Show Links: Joel Dongsteen | https://bit.ly/3r6yp2h   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Insight with Chris Van Vliet
Comedian Dan Cummins on leaning into your passion and how he grew his podcast to 4 million downloads a month

Insight with Chris Van Vliet

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 57:23


Dan Cummins is a comedian and podcaster and the host of three podcasts: Timesuck, Scared to Death, and Is We Dumb? He joins Chris Van Vliet to talk about how he started his career in comedy, the massive success he has found in podcasting, why he moved out of Los Angeles and back to Idaho, where he finds inspiration for his comedy, advice for aspiring podcasters, and more! Find out more about Dan Cummins at: https://dancummins.tv/ Submit your Blue Wire Hustle application here: http://bwhustle.com/join If you enjoyed this episode, could I ask you to please consider leaving a short review on Apple Podcast/iTunes? It takes less than a minute and makes a huge difference in helping to spread the word about the show and also to convince some hard-to-get guests. For more information about Chris and INSIGHT go to: https://chrisvanvliet.com Follow CVV on social media: Instagram: instagram.com/ChrisVanVliet Twitter: twitter.com/ChrisVanVliet Facebook: facebook.com/ChrisVanVliet YouTube: youtube.com/ChrisVanVliet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The JV Club with Janet Varney

This week's Boy of Summer and prolific podcaster Dan Cummins ("Timesuck," "Scared to Death," "Is We Dumb?") digs into the maze of awkward social etiquettes with customer service folks, neighbors, and cops, along with jawing with JV about getting some final answers to some lingering much-debated mysteries!

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Spanking. Pontytail. Seat Belt. Taxes.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 72:06


#GapingWithGod That's all.   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/eVo1QiQjk1I   Show Links: Bike Seat Belt | https://amzn.to/3kb6IDX Boa Yawn | https://bit.ly/3B5kluL   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Instructions. Coat Check. Fastball. Baby Toss.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 77:24


Can you imagine being a police officer in a high speed chase, and then the guy you're chasing gets out of the vehicle and THROWS HIS BABY AT YOU?! Let's talk about that, checking your penis into a coat check, a place that will let you drive a tank through a house, running for your life from Randy Johnson, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Bb5pRl2Mw-E   Show Links: Randy vs. Bird | https://bit.ly/3hiqL1D Drive a Tank | https://www.driveatank.com/ NoPhone | https://amzn.to/3wlT5ob   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is We Dumb?
Is We Dumb? | Helicopter. Donuts. Duck Foot. Funny Soap.

Is We Dumb?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 89:34


Can you imagine a world where you're absolutely terrified of accidentally cooking shoes in the oven? Let's talk about that, swinging your dong around at a traffic light, ordering the wrong sized shirts for yourself, stealing a dead person's debit card to buy snacks, and more on today's episode of Is We Dumb?!   New episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST   Watch this episode on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Q0HGEUVkOkI   Show Links: Duck Foot | https://bit.ly/3hhC1tW Giant Hotdog | http://bighotdog.com/ Funny Soap | https://bit.ly/3qBdnZA   Suggestions for segment content: dumb@iswedumb.com Anything else: info@iswedumb.com All Merch Inquiries: store@badmagicproductions.com   Merch: http://badmagicmerch.com IG: https://instagram.com/iswedumb   FB: https://facebook.com/iswedumb BadMagic YouTube: http://youtube.com/badmagicproductions   Official Website: http://iswedumb.com Threads: http://badmagicmerch.com   Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen   Fan Mail: Is We Dumb? PO Box 3891 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.