QUI - Questing Under the Influence

This has been an extra LONG bathroom break between episodes! Enough time has been wasted, so here goes...Bull men, dick collecting, and some malicious-sounding, kinda nice undead guys. ENJOY!

Soooo... WTF has been going on?? First, a pretty guy with a sword shows up... I guess... and the thief chick is like, "Oooo, I wanna do ya," and then there's like a fountain, and like is it a good fountain or a bad fountain... and what's up with the old guy and THE OTHER GUY???

So, like, that got botched real fast, and now they're in, like, a scary dark place, but not really? But kind of? And who is the new guy with the sword? And the happy rock is supposed to lead everyone out?!

So, like, I don't think that blueberry rock chick even knows how to use magic properly. And that hobo in the dress - pretty sure he evacuated people from orifices on both ends! And this is in, like, the first five minutes... You guys will hear the rest. This stuff's nuts.

A holy hobo almost dies. A bunch of creepy talking shadows...OH...and a HUGE TERRIFYING PUSSY!

So the little rock chick does accidental magic while doing on-purpose magic? I mean, 'cause that stuff is getting WEIRD...oh and tentacle monsters...why? "Wriggling" was WAY overused in this one.

...so...are, like, those guys dead? I mean, the rock chick thing and homeless dude are cool and all, but... are those guys dead?

So, like, I think the Dragonborn's back and they went shopping I guess and...dick jokes.

So, like, giants and automatons and maybe a demon cat thing?

What do you get the girl who smells everything? Burnt flesh and ball sweat. Listen as our adventurers traverse many a hallway...MANY...a hallway.

The group awakens from their rest to a dicey situation that continues to get dicier...

This is QUI - Questing Under the Influence - where exhilaration meets inebriation. A group of misfits link up under mysterious circumstances through the machinations of a secretive benefactor. You may say cliche, but I say trope. Listen now! Drinks recommended.