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A show about parenting with a Scottish name by two very not Scottish people.

Clinton and Aleesha Hallahan

  • Jul 9, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
  • 63 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Raising Bairns

Equestria for the Rest of Ya! Episode 3

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 40:11


Parties politics and British farce C O L L I D E 

Equestria for the Rest Of Ya! Episode 2

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 46:54


Second part of the two-parter pilot. Celestia does her own Gulf of Tonkin, and we discuss if Rarity is a Northern abolitionist moderate??  Music by Swagberg.

Equestria for the Rest of Ya! Episode 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 47:07


The dawn of a new age.  Music by Swagberg. 

Episode 15 - Bubble Budz

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 85:09


Holy shit what is going on 

Bachelor Chaser 44 - Madison About You

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 36:17


BYE BYE PETER

Bachelor Chaser 43 - SNAKE DOGS

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 60:13


Don't live with your parents longer than you should

Bachelor Chaser 42 - Weapons of Cork Destruction

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2020 73:39


We watch Corky Ramano for a change of pace

Bachelor Chaser 41 - Secret Bachelor Application

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2020 76:40


Banging with Jesus.....or not????

Bachelor Chaser 40 - Air Grapes

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2020 104:12


Wining and whining, am I right ladies?

Bachelor Chaser 39 - VETERAN, by Gap

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2020 73:58


Peter does a bad thing and becomes a faith leader

Bachelor Chaser 38 - Peter's Quarterly Review

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 42:03


Some ladies will not be getting their bonus this fiscal year

Bachelor Chaser 38 - The Whitest Injury Of All TIme

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2020 90:46


Things get sad and ladies get mad

Bachelor Chaser 37 - Peter's Winged Rivals

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2020 38:52


Peter is a narc who hates birds

Bachelor Chaser 36 - Fred Willard Death March

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2020 55:53


just leave the poor old man alone

Bachelor Chaser 35 - Champagne Perjury

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 67:23


Bachelor Chaser 34 - Magic Acne Cat

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2020 95:40


Your hosts lube up a hot dog cat....of content! 

Episode 14 - Baby Gets Her Wings

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 74:36


I'm tired of these mother-huggin babies on this mother-huggin plane

Episode 13 - Outdoor Kid Pt.1

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2019 77:43


Oh shit are we still parents? Better talk about our kid. 

Bachelor Chaser 33 - Always Assume The Internet Is Bad

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 76:48


Taylor Swift should date more

Bachelor Chaser 32 - Crocodile Hunter of Love

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 66:36


I berate two of my friends on being too handsome/kissable.

Bachelor Chaser 31 - Joint Hole Looking

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2019 78:39


I do this episode blindfolded.

Bachelor Chaser 30 - Paradise Thundershirt

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 75:16


Do I have ADHD? Find out! 

Bachelor Chaser 29 - Everything Happens A Lot

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2019 68:39


HISTORY BEFORE OUR EYES

Bachelor Chaser 28 - Cow Vitae

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2019 74:57


Being late to a party is better than not showing up at all, right?  

Bachelor Chaser 27 - More Like Stage-poached

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 75:59


People on a beach share their problems; Blake has conflicts.

Bachelor Chaser 26 - Jason is our hostage (feat. Cathy Coppin and Jason Lesage)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 70:09


We get a friend and the ride of a friend to talk about dumb boys and their dumb butts with us. 

Bachelor Chaser 25 - Parental Guidance Advised

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 57:12


We take a time machine trip to a time before time was time. Time.

Bachelor Chaser 24 - Gaslighting Utility Belt

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 70:53


We're late but we have a good reason. Uhhhh....whatever. 

Bachelor Chaser 23 - Spirit of the Stairwell

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 69:25


Luke gets ownnnnned lol get wrecked son

Bachelor Chaser 22 - POD PEOPLE!!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 69:16


Hannah meets some families and it is awk and heck gurlfren. Also a fake Christian male experiences no consequences for his wickedness. How novel!

Bachelor Chaser 21 - Ham-sterdam

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 66:16


Everybody is a type of cured meat in this episode. We get into it with Cathy Coppin, who made our dope show logo.

Bachelor Chaser 20 - 44% Trash Boys

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 63:08


We get naked and push our no-no squares together on this episode. Just listen for the meowing sound. That's the squares smooshing. Smoosh. 

Bachelor Chaser 19 - Ol' Lukey Blue Eyes

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 54:36


Holy shit just send him home already put us out of our misery. Plus: I make up a new anthem for the country of Latvia.

Bachelor Chaser 18 - Commando Milk Boys

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 73:44


We see some dongs and exhaust ourselves talking about a guy you would fully avoid eye-contact if you saw him on the sidewalk outside a bar, even if he was just minding his own business. We're back!

Bachelor Chaser 17 - Scrimmage of Luke P.roportions

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 57:53


A big lump of beef starts some beef. I make my child weep. We get into it. 

Bachelor Chaser 16 - Placenta Points for Jed

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2019 59:05


We were on vacation so this is late, sorry teacher my dog ate my homework leave me alone you're not my real dad

Bachelor Chaser 15 - Love Bombs

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2019 61:22


Another week, another swarm of dong trying to suffocate our Hawnna in love. Also stay tuned to hear me burn my wife so bad it settles once and for all whether I am a good person or not (I am not).   

Bachelor Chaser 14 - God Shower

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2019 81:32


The shitshow begins, some guy gets straight murked by two women in a van, and the guitar guy from Animal House is a frontrunner. God bless reality television.    Watch Chris Harrison hardcore mack on my wife here.    Fuck Alabama, fuck Georgia, praise Tecumsuh Sherman and U.S. Grant, may their work never end. 

Bachelor Chaser 13 - Hunt for Red Flagtober

Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 84:19


The Bachelorette is starting again, which means another crop of goobers to sort through. We sort through their crapulence.    Happy Birthday Aleesha!

Episode 12 - No Spank Zone

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2019 54:39


what would you do if your son was at home, cryin alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry? We find out.    You can find The Incredible Years here.    You can watch our daughter being a dork here.

Episode 11 - Style Boyz 4 Life

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 61:02


On this episode we look at parenting styles! Mine is skateboarding and extreme sports style.    Discussed: https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/insight-therapy/201802/the-spanking-debate-is-over 

Episode 10 - Try It Hot

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2019 73:11


We try talking about feeding babies and instead talk about everything, but also feeding solids to babies. We're the best at this tbh.    Here is our kid eating and being adorable.    The article that is good and Aleesha talked about near the end. 

Episode 9 - Cat-astrophe

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2019 69:57


How to have kids with pets, or pets with kids, or kids and pets with potato gratin and a nice jus.

Bachelor Chaser 12 - The Male Hymen: Fact or Fiction? (feat. Meg Martin)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 74:58


Oh my god it's over. It's finally over. ;_; 

Bachelor Chaser 11 - Blair Witch Project 3 - Book of Coltons

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2019 77:54


Our friend Cathy comes by to watch Chris Harrison go Manhunter on Colton and for the wheels to come off the whole franchise.  Find Cathy and her wonderful art on Instagram. 

Bachelor Chaser 10 - Halo Top Hot Seat™

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 56:04


The women tell all, but does All need telling? Well, they got told regardless. 

Bachelor Chaser 9 - Call Colton Mint Jelly Cuz He's On The Lam (feat. Victoria Szakaly)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2019 88:09


Our friend Victoria stops in to help us dissect the dumbest most hilarious two hours of television I've ever seen. JUMP THE FENCE, COCO!

Episode 8 - I Am The Greatest Student Of All Time

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 60:51


How dare you suggest I have ADHD. We count down our favourite baby hacks, including that baby I saw just doing George Carlin bits in Istanbul.

Bachelor Chaser 8 - Never Go To Alabama

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 59:29


Hometowns is here! Hometowns is here! The end is near! Let's have a beer! Hometowns is here! Which way will he steer? Let's get into gear! Let's gawk and let's leer!  And so on. 

Bachelor Chaser 7 - Rashomon X Gossip Girl

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 62:35


DRAMZ! Listen to the dramz. Kick up the dramz. Drink a dramz of scotch. If your computer doesn't start try clearing the DRAM. It's Bachelor season and everybody's fishing for some beefcake.

Episode 7 - Snaps vs. Zips: A Deathmatch

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 88:56


I would trade my salary for Jellicat product. Just hook it to my veins. Anyone who is in a position of authority to decide an article of baby clothing gets snaps instead of zips is a goddamn war criminal.

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