RPI Takes On The World

Don’t you hate when you meet douchebags and then you come to find out that they have similar beliefs to you? I do, I talk about the jerks who agree with me hurting my brand, why Prince Harry should separate himself from Meghan Markle instead of his own family, and I discuss my biggest grammar pet peeves. Welcome aboard. 

Welcome to 2020 my friends. The first thing that I did this year was accidentally text a video of a shirtless man dancing in short shorts to a client of mine. I got complimented on my beard by a gay man and now I can never shave it. Ricky Gervais is my hero, and a little reminder to value yourself or no one else will. Let’s Go. 

Who else think’s Halloween needs to be put back in it’s place? It deserves one day….maybe 2, but this month long celebration has gone too far imo, so we start with that.   People are buying and selling pictures of feet online. I’m amazed by this trend and try to figure out how I can capitalize on it.   Last but not least I discuss hearing a Beastie Boys classic on my local easy listening station, targeted at middle aged people like me, and share things that I would be willing to fight for as a grown ass man. (Spoiler alert: My right to party is not anything that I’m willing to fight for at this point in my life.)

It’s been a minute, so on this episode I give you a rundown of a few life updates that have taken place over the last 6 months. Then I ramble on about my trip to Nashville last weekend, and talk about some local KC radio drama that happened on Twitter. Last but not least I discuss  Warrick Dunn giving away the 173rd home to a single mother and her son last week.

I got triggered by a toilet paper meme and carry on about the fact that I don’t know how wet wipes haven’t taken over the number one spot in toilet hygiene. I also have started noticing that they’re playing stripper music in suburban grocery stores, and while I’m not necessarily mad at it, I am a bit confused. All this and a review of the first great country summer beer drinking record that just came out. 

My apple watch is stalking me. I've finally come up with a seven figure app idea. I tell you what the best job in the NFL is, and I give my two cents on coaches being "too hard" on their players.

It’s been a beautiful St. Patrick’s Day weekend here in KC and that makes me break down the Spring vs. Fall debate. I also explore the phenomenon that I call “dreamcheating” and we listen to Aaron Lewis losing his mind at the end of one of his recent concerts. 

I binge watched depressing tv to cure my hangover last weekend, got annoyed at a grown man trying to get another grown man fired on twitter for something stupid and wonder who actually shops at the Skechers store. 

Costco is selling wedding and engagement rings. and apparently people are buying them. I’ve gotten really fat over the past couple of years, I talk about stress eating and hitting my fatty mcfat fat rock bottom. I came across an amazingly bad local news clip from Canada involving a fat-shaming CEO and a disgruntled customer and share it with you, you’re welcome.

My dad is twice the man that I'll ever be, why you shouldn't ask girls if they're pregnant and what me fixing the seat in my 1997 Land Cruiser has to do with you quitting the job that you hate.