Sh*t Chat

GET SPOOPED, yes there are skeletons everywhere. The skeleton meter is off the charts. There is a skeleton inside you as we speak. GET SPOOPEEEEED

ooooOOOooooOOOOooo get spooked BITCH. Lauren comes up with a new merch line while Kassy invents a strange new Italian dish. FUCK WESTERN DIGITAL!!!!!! oooOOOoooOOOooooOOOooOO watch out! ooOOOooooOOOoooOO

Kassy and Lauren start working for the CIA and tracking children in the future while Michael loses his prized condom and spits water on Laurens tiny, round, head.

Waffle comforts Kassy on the couch while Lauren buys a car on drugs.

Lauren and Andre make it official while Kassy learns to love and hate the EDM scene. One thing to unite us all? PLUR is pretty dumby.

Kassy and Lauren return to talk about random things, refreshed from a year hiatus and back by popular demand!

It is like wow! our 16th episode and us guys have nothin' to talk about buts that's ok, mostly Mark Wahlberg sucks.

Kassy and Lauren extol the virtues of working in retail and the a-holes that appear along the way. We are back. Lauren and Andre are engaged. We have returned.

Get the nail polish and PJ’s cause Kassy and Lauren are talking about boys.

Kassy tells facts about bananas without being asked. Lauren hates children ESPECIALLY when their name is Teddy.

Lauren gets absolutely triggered by a retail store. Kassy goes to taco bueno and ends up not so bueno.

"Jesus, bless this episode as we are getting way too spoopy for anyone else to handle. " Jesus replied in a heavy vocal fry "UuUuUMmmmm I'M sorry....."

Lauren and Kassy enter the underworld, see dead people and eat cookies. Prepare to get extra SPOOKED!!!!!

Kassy and Lauren talk about dogs again, but this time things get heated. Lauren has a strange experience at a party and Kassy's mom doesn't talk to her for weeks.

Kassy and Lauren get dark, talk about zambies and taking over water towers. Doomsday preppers welcome.

Lauren visits Mt. Denali and throws poop off a cliff. While Kassy talks to a girl who drives a BMW but is on unemployment.

Lauren falls off a roof and speaks Dutch. In her own words " Kablorki, Shibloik Shimshimbaheng. Binky bonnk" . Yes she says this.Kassy rips Laurens nail off and curses at people who hate dogs. If you hate dogs, listen to another podcast buddy.

Oh it is valentines day. Drown out your feelings with a new episode of Sh*t Chat, a glass of wine and a copy of the classic movie X-Man. Kassy sees a movlie (whatever that is) and Lauren goes on a date with a serial killer.

Lauren imposes a strict no singing zone, and Kassy almost gets killed. Also what is Hecky? Who said it? Where did it come from? When will it happen? Listen. Find out. Solve the Mystery.

Kassy almost gets attacked by a crazy person and Lauren gets spooked in the woods. Moral of the story, who gave them beer?

Lauren has her personal space invaded, and Kassy gets kicked in the face. Also a bunch of other stuff happens, so press play.

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