Sincerely Basic

Listen, is anyone else bored this season? Sorry Michelle, we wish you the best but we are not sure we are wiling to go on this journey with you...we hear it's cold in Minnesota. So instead, let's chat about cocktails, first dance songs for Krista's wedding, and the accidental frat party Breanne threw last month!  @BreanneSerrano @Krista.Curry @Sincerely_Basic

Our newest Bachelorette is Golden Goddess Michelle, and her wise, level-headed lack of drama in episode one has us chatting more about Bachelor in Paradise and Big Brother recaps than her dull group of boys. Hey, anyone out there have the transcript of Ryan's notes on how to get more screen time? We would LOVE to get our hands on that Google Doc.  Instagram: @sincerely_basic Breanne Serrano: @breanneserrano Krista Curry: @krista.curry  

RIP to some of the best boys in Bachelor franchise history. We go over some of the more damning rumors around everyone's favorite "nice guy" (orrrr is he?!), Pasta Necklace Greg, and discuss a LOT of spoilers (be forewarned).  We also get a little bit of the show that has our hearts, Big Brother! Anyone else still watching this basic crap? 

Wow, us lazy bitches could not be bothered to publish a podcast until three weeks into the new season and you barely even get an apology (uh, sorry). Leading lady Katie is still our girl, but who could have predicted dreamboat Greg and his pasta necklace?! We also have differing opinions on the appropriateness of Nick Viall leading a group therapy session, but it's not the most ridiculous shit we've seen from this franchise, so like, fine.  @sincerely_basic @krista.curry @breanneserrano

Brittany Garzón joins us to discuss the Bachelor finale and the *most shocking* After The Final Rose *ever*. We also discuss the rumors around Matt's current dating situation and feel kinda bummed about the overall ugliness of the season. Please stay tuned to the end (or skip forward, you do you) for some resources to fight Anti-Asian racism.  Anti-Asian Violence Resources Follow these Instagrams for more: @racismisavirus @asianswithattitudes Also follow our show on Instagram @sincerely_basic Our guest, Brittany Garzón: @b.rodin222 And your hosts, Krista Curry (@krista.curry) and Breanne Serrano (@breanneserrano)

Was it just us or were these fantasy suite dates terrible? Last week they're throwing Rachel out of a plane and now they're giving Michelle a yeast infection?  And stay til the end y'al, because we have got SPOILERS!  Follow us @sincerely_basic Breanne Serrano: @breanneserrano Krista Curry: @krista.curry

Ephraim and LaVonne are all of our parents now, and every mom in this final four is so hot we're wondering if that's part of the application. Bri suddenly appears from the abyss, Serena P fades back into it, and does anyone know what foundation Rachael used to cover up her bruises...?  Follow us on Instagram @sincerely_basic Breanne Serrano: @breanneserrano Krista Curry: @krista.curry

Introducing MJ: The Business Bitch. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison emerges as one of the season's more unexpected villains, and the girls have to pretend they're jealous of Rachael's time with Matt - and not her shopping bags full of Louboutins (that is not an innuendo). 

The episode where we get mean about the mean girls being mean - but like, they started it? Also, WHY did no one tell us that Chris Harrison writes erotica?! Follow us on Insta: @sincerely_basicKrista Curry: @krista.curryBreanne Serrano: @breanneserrano

Ooh, another nutty photoshoot where all the girls wear wedding dresses - how droll! The Queen continues her Reign of Terror, which Matt seems determined to facilitate, and the angelic Marylynn receives an orchid and some light bullying. 

We have a new Bachelor, and he's SIX-FOOT-FIVE. Let's discuss. Also, how hot is his mom? Further: how hot are these GIRLS?! Queen Victoria and Princess Kit notwithstanding, we've got lady crushes on these gals.Follow us on Insta @sincerely_basicYour hosts: Krista Curry (krista.curry) and Breanne Serrano (@breannepenalver)

It's time to pre-game the new season of the Bachelor, which means we go over the Fantasy League statistical categories and draft our teams! Will Breanne pick the winner for the third time in a row? Should Krista wave the white flag now? And which bitch is going to impress with her ridic bio alone?! On Instagram @sincerely_basicHosted by Krista Curry (Insta :@krista.curry) and Breanne Serrano (Insta: @breannepenalver)

Tayshia finds love! Meanwhile, Ivan goes camping and is forced into a tub of ice while Zac C takes over the penthouse. Your hosts: Krista Curry and Breanne PenalverInstagram: @krista.curry @breannepenalver

Three episodes to recap, and three bachelors left by the end! Who will she pick (Zac)? Who's best-suited for our darling Tayshia (Zac)? And whose family do you want to join (Zac's)?! Also, you'll be SHOCKED to hear what we think about Tayshia's outfits these episodes (...we like them). 

Remember when Ben got naked and presented himself as art? Ah, good times. We also discuss engagements (real-life and the awkward TV version), ghost hunting, and the boys who are no more - RIP Chasen.

Poorly-worded questions, oil-slicked men trying to literally murder each other, and a shirt size that was NOT a medium (and how dare you even suggest such a thing). This one was a doozy. 

We are psyched to have Taylor Herbstritt on the show this week - but if you are at all familiar with the drag scene, you may know Taylor better as the bearded drag Queen SHE. SHE is a trash, comedy queen, and after performing drag for only a few years, SHE’s quickly become a star in the Seattle drag and nightlife scene. Sweet Taylor is a funny bitch who is caring and lovely, gives a true shit about this world, and Sincerely Basic is so lucky to have him! (More Bachelorette talk soon, fret not!)

It's the end of a Clare-a, everybody, and this episode of Sincerely Basic is focusing on the last two episodes of Bachelorette (with an additional focus on the water goddess that is Tayshia). 

We're coming to the end of The Dale Show and no one is sad about it. Also, for the love of Chris Harrison, please vote. 

The episode where Clare is a nightmare and Brandon gets a bad rap. Bonus: why sexually harassing your suitors isn't the cutest look. 

Our first episode of Sincerely Basic, where we discuss Clare Crawley's opening gown, why snagging Dale is worth quitting the season, and how the guy who brought her flats (Mark? Mike?) is the true MVP.