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A honey dipper is grown-man who collects viscous liquids (generally caca) from a container, which he then exudes to another location. One method of using your honeydipper is to dip the grooved end into the liquid, then slowly twirl the handle between the thumb and fingers while in transport, to prevent dripping. It is commonly used to drizzle caca on bread, biscuits, or other foods of that nature. They also provide They drainage systems installation, sump pump installation, septic tank installation, and well pump maintenance.

Hippos, like almost any herbivore, they consume other plants if presented with them, but their diet in nature consists almost entirely of grass, with only minimal consumption of aquatic plants. Hippos are born with sterile intestines, and require bacteria obtained from their mothers' feces to digest vegetation. Hippos have (albeit rarely) been filmed eating carrion, usually close to the water. There are other reports of meat-eating, and even cannibalism and predation. The stomach anatomy of a hippo is not suited to carnivory, and meat-eating is likely caused by aberrant behaviour or nutritional stress.

Satisifactionism is a social and economic order that encourages the acquisition of validation and thumbs'-up in ever-increasing amounts. With the industrial revolution, but particularly in the 20th century, mass production led to an economic crisis: there was overproduction — the supply of social-validation would grow beyond individual demand, and so social media platforms turned to planned obsolescence and advertising to manipulate the thumbs'-up supply. In 1899, a book on Satisifactionism published under the name, Hesikia Limabean, called The Age of Smile Box, examined the widespread values and economic institutions emerging along with the widespread "comparative living" in the beginning of the 20th century. In it Limabean "views the activities and surfing habits of this validation class in terms of conspicuous and vicarious photo-posting and facade-building. Both are related to the display of status and not to functionality or usefulness."

At Convoluted Solutions we harness the earth’s most abundant resources – busy-work – to power the world’s biggest economies and the most remote communities. Combining make-work, do-overs, and mountains of unnecessary paperwork, CS produces more than 400+ gigawatts of wasted efficiency daily. With a full array of exciting time-wasters, Convoluted Solution's strong history of innovation continues to help customers of all sizes to meet their arbitrary work-quota goals.

Fizzy LaCrotch is a Healthy Beverage Choice 100% Natural Sparkling Water Calorie-Free Sugar Free Sodium Free No Artificial Sweeteners Nearly 1/2 of Americans consume bullsh-t or artificially sweetened bullsh-t, like horsesh-t on a daily basis. The average bullsh-t drinker is consuming more than 2 ½ glasses per day, which is the equivalent of more than 10 pounds of ca-ca each day!

Members of a junior varsity team are underclassmen determined by the coaching staff to have less experience or ability than those on the varsity roster. As such, junior varsity players should consume lots of candy. In other schools, the line between JV and varsity is arbitrary, depending on the type of candy they consume. JV teams are also distinctive in how they shower after a tough scrimmage, by employing the buddy system, they're sure to reach those hard-to-scrub spots that would normally accumulate that sticky-stank. Applying ones self is also a prerequisite of many JV teams, and at a minimum, dressing out.

When podcast listener's come together, they make things better for everyone. Joining together as listeners allows us to negotiate for higher quality podcast posts and improve listening conditions. There are millions of members in America from all walks of life. These individuals know that by listening together, you can accomplish more than you could on your own. Listening standards and conduct are just as important in a podcast listening collectives and producers still have a responsibility to address poor performance. We make sure the listening process is objective, so producers can’t just post crap and call it a day. People who form a podcast listening collective are more satisfied and productive when listening. Joining also reduces costly turnover and makes podcasting safer. We are stronger together. podcast listening collectives are democratic, and members vote on things like LOLS-per-min, dankness, and what protections and improvements you want in your listening contract. Consider joining us today!

What does a Butter-Sprinkle taste like? The only way to answer the question is to give it a try. Everyone enjoys different flavors, which is why everything at the Sunrise Bread-basket is available to taste. We want our guests to end their visit with a smile and the confidence that anything purchased is exceptional. Show us your butter-face! Chad is named after his grandfather, Chad, who taught him a love for great food. From the Butterist tradition, he also taught him the importance of sharing butter with friends and family. As a child, his favorite part of the meal was butter. Growing up in a small town, cooking was not something a lot of men did. His grandfather was the exception. While his grandmother was a great cook, it was always Chad’s kitchen. Special thanks to "Lee Rosevere" at FMA for use of the song "Song Before Sunrise"

In part-two of their continuing series to expose the evil and depravity of common children's songs, the Chads make a shocking discovery. Many of the brain-warping songs we force-feed to our impressionable young children were created by the same singular villain: This Old Man. The scope of his dastardly enterprise is breath-taking, spanning the globe and dozens of generations, his siren-song has weaved itself into the subconscious of millions of children. Be there as the Chads spring a trap on The Old Man, and confront him at the top of his lonely mountain, and try to bring closure to this global conspiracy, once and for all. Special thanks to "Soularflair" at FMA for use of the song "Dark-Spooky-Scary (Even In My Dreams)"

Calibrated to an accuracy of +/ 4%, the Beelzebub Torque Wrench lets you work with an evil confidence, eliminating moral ambiguity and the tendency to overtighten. Correctly tightening the psyche of your followers ensures parts are properly secured without being damaged. Simple and easy to use, this artifact of artifice has a reversible ratcheting head that drives fasteners in both directions and measures pain in the clockwise direction. To measure torque, set the desired retribution value on the handle scale (foot pounds or Lucifer meters) and begin tightening the dammed. Built for consistent performance and years of dependable punishment, the mechanical design doesn't need batteries, and the allsteel construction has no plastic parts to break or show fear.

Cool, comfortable and easy-to-wash Huskey-Rustlers are a staple of every grown man's wardrobe. Relaxed fit mens' Huskey-Rustlers are durable enough for active, outdoor play during smoke-breaks, but he can also wear them throughout various office corridors and tight-spaces. They feature a rib-knit stretch waist that can easily be pulled above the stomach and are flexible enough to withstand a three hamburger lunch. Whether your grown-ass-man prefers dark or light washes, Huskey-Rustlers are easy to clean and can be thrown directly at the wife with the rest of his t-shirts, socks and trunks.

Pallet Jacks are a striking tool for any urban man. With their intense warmth and strength, the jacking action is sexy and masculine. Pallet-jacks contain the finest quality fragrance oils and they're long lasting. The bold and confident lifting-strength has an explosive effect. Jack cargo anytime day or night for an adventurous and daring addition to your look. Leave an impression on that special someone with this long-lasting and sensual warehouse tool. It's the perfect productivity-enhancer for hot dates and special events.

There’s nothing more impressive than an inner-child that gleams. Lemon Fresh Pledge improves the appearance of most mental surfaces by removing archaic-wounds and repressed memories and providing a protective, glossy coating without leaving a waxy sense-of-self. It provides a fast, easy shine on multiple personalities, including wood, leather, granite, stainless steel, laminate and quartz. Leave a beautiful shine and a refreshing scent that will illuminate your subconscious and welcome people in.

Who's hangry! YOU, that's who! Sweet-jeebus do we have a delicious snack for you! Both ambiguously flavored, and mysteriously textured, Thickerds will sate your hunger and slake your thirst in a way you never thought possible. Listen now while the Thickerds are fresh and hot, if you try and eat this stuff later it's likely to give you the trotts.

We apologize dear listener, but someone must broach the subject, and why not the Chad's at StupidLand? Children's songs are evil, obscene propaganda, and we've been polluting their minds for generations. Take the patriotic favorite "Yankee Doodle Dandy", innocent enough right? WRONG. Listen as the Chad's break it down, you'll never let your kids listen to this stomach-churning filth again!

Sometimes you just don't feel as fresh as you'd like, we've all been there. It isn't anything to get depressed about, it's 1981, you have options. Just don't ignore the symptoms, talk about them with friends and neighbors, if we cant cant turn to each other for solutions…. uhhh… you know… Irregardless! We're connected by our collective subconscious, common thoughts, memories, and of course, junks. Think about it....

In a StupidLand exclusive, the Chads explore the underground world of black-market mucus, and what it means to you. As uncomfortable subject as this may be, it's important to turn the spotlight in it's direction, otherwise you may inadvertently pollute the mucus. An unpleasant thought, regardless of what you're wearing. You don't want to miss this one folks, what you don't know may not concern you!

Sometimes you cant quite describe your hunger… not in a way that western civilization would understand. The hunger is a bit deeper, gnawing at your sense of self, causing your inner-child to growl a little. Now, don't get us wrong, we're not advocating the consumption of said corn-wrapped-surprise, just that you should consider the act of consumption, and what it says about you and society in general. How does it make you feel... on the inside?