The Dunce Caps

This week Rob & Chris finally finish the book with the greatest viking story of all... RAGNAROK! Rob preps for Ragnarok in the office, Chris saves cats in the apocalypse and Loki rides a fingernail ship. TLDR: "This is my personal Ragnarok"

This week Rob & Chris learn about the best Chinese food for funerals, the games vikings used to play and a Nitro Circus styl engagement. TLDR: Who cares, we're brothers now!

This week Rob & Chris learn about a great dragon battle, Raiden Odin, and get into some horse dick math in part 1 of, The Saga of Sigurd TLDR: Regin & Kathy Lee

This week Rob & Chris learn about an Otter man who is killed by Loki and has his skin filled with the cursed gold of Andvari shipped to his family. TLDR: He was as big as a beaver!

The week Chris & Rob learn about the cruel punishment of Loki and his insecure wife. TLDR: Imitation crab and whore algae

Chris & Rob learn about the 2nd version of Balder's death... and you know what... just as bad as version 1. TLDR: Make my wife cum. I'm moving to the woods.

Chris & Rob learn about the time Loki ruined a dinner party for the other Viking gods. TLDR: (Signaling to the waiter) "Can I get a refill?"

Rob and Chris learn about the death of Balder, version 1. TLDR: Make Valhalla Ragnarok Again.

Rob and Chris learn about Thor cock blocking the dwarf Alviss, then Balder has a bad ream. TLDR: Wake up junkie pill head.

Rob and Chris learn about Odin's wisdom contest with Vafthrudnir and Thor's cross-dressing exploits. TLDR: beanie teenies.

Rob and Chris learn about Thor's challenge with Utgarda-Loki. TLDR: More trickery, less death.

Rob and Chris learn about a classic father son story involving Thor and Odin. TLDR: What were YOU doing?

Rob and Chris learn about Thor's duel with Hrungnir. TLDR: lotta stones.

Rob and Chris learn about Gefjun, but mostly just talk about Disney. TLDR: Annoying phone calls.

Rob and Chris learn about Frey's wooing of Gerd and another story of Odin wearing a disguise. TLDR: Undercover Odin.

Rob and Chris learn two stories about the thot goddess Freya. TLDR: Toxic Relationships.

Rob and Chris learn about Thor and Geirrod. Chris tells a story of hypothetical cannibal questions. TLDR: Broccoli Rabe.

Rob and Chris learn about the kidnapping of Idun and the marriage of Njord and Skadi. TLDR: Pitmaster Odin.

Rob and Chris learn about the binding of the wolf Fenrir and Thor's fishing trip. TLDR: The birds, the bees, and the tentacles.

Rob and Chris give their take on the storming of the Capitol building. Also, fast food time machine scenarios. Unedited, Unflitered, RAW stupidity. TLDR: We love you, but you have to go home.

Rob and Chris learn about the discovery of the runes and how Odin lost his eye. TLDR: You would never be Odin.

Rob and Chris learn about the treasures of the gods and how Asgard's wall was built. TLDR: Hammer rave.

Rob and Chris learn the stories of The War of The Gods and The Mead of Poetry, TLDR: Odin goes undercover.

Rob and Chris learn about the creation of the first humans and the Viking class system. TLDR: The middle spoon in the drawer.

Rob and Chris learn about the Viking creation of the Cosmos story. TLDR: Merry Viking Christmas!

Rob and Chris learn about what constitutes Norse mythology and how it will shape the remaining chapters of the book. TLDR: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

Rob and Chris learn more about Viking magic and shamanism. TLDR: A pile of rocks.

Rob and Chris learn about Viking magic and shamanism. TLDR: It's time to strut.

Rob and Chris learn about Viking holy places, festivals, sacrifices, and personal devotion. TLDR: Very lax dog laws.

Rob and Chris learn about a Viking funeral as well as their conception of the afterlife. TLDR: Throw it on the boat.

Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of the self and discuss various spirit animals. TLDR: Pick up the axe.

Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of morality, honor, and sexuality. TLDR: Grass is always greener.

Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of fate and destiny. TLDR: Tainted mead.

Rob and Chris learn about viking cosmology, the otherworld, and time. TLDR: All purchases are final.

Rob and Chris learn about giants, elves, valkyries, and land spirits. TLDR: Look under your bed.

Rob and Chris learn about the rest of the more popular Norse gods. TLDR: I'm a Balder guy.

Rob and Chris learn about some of the Norse gods, beginning with Odin and Thor. Turns out Norse mythology is eerily similar to the plot of "Dazed and Confused". TLDR: Is this canon?

Rob and Chris begin a new journey with the book "The Viking Spirit" by Daniel McCoy. In Chapter 1 the guys discuss a fictional story about a young viking named Sverrir as he goes on his first raid. TLDR: I've seen that face before.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 10 common myths from movies. Part 18 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: More paperwork.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 more jobs that disappeared from history. Part 17.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: Release the hens!

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 jobs that disappeared from history. Part 17 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: Get Pepper on the line!

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys get a new email from Jordan, discuss Russian bots and other terrible things from the internet. Part 16 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Paying for death.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 more of the worse jobs in history for boys. Part 15.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: I'll raise you 7 cobs!

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 of the worse jobs in history for boys. Part fifteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Free crumbs.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss another 5 of the loneliest people in history. Part 14.3 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Space pudding.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about buying and doing fireworks leading up to the 4th of July holiday. Part 14.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Live Free or Die.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 of the loneliest people in history. Part fourteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Always alone.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. Part thirteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Trinkets 2020.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about 5 more grisly deaths during the American frontier and give an update on youtube rapper AJ Andrews. Part 12.3 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Reverse gangbang.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss the murder of George Floyd and the ensuing protests/riots. Part 12.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Do better, be better.

Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about 5 different grisly deaths during the American frontier. Part twelve of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: BEAVERS!