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Rob and Chris are dumb. In an effort to become less dumb, they started a podcast to relearn everything they were taught as children. Listen to us be dumb so you don't have to be. We are The Dunce Caps.

The Dunce Caps


    • Mar 17, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 325 EPISODES


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    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 45

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2022 45:01


    This week Rob & Chris finally finish the book with the greatest viking story of all... RAGNAROK! Rob preps for Ragnarok in the office, Chris saves cats in the apocalypse and Loki rides a fingernail ship. TLDR: "This is my personal Ragnarok"

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 44 (part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2022 61:54


    This week Rob & Chris learn about the best Chinese food for funerals, the games vikings used to play and a Nitro Circus styl engagement. TLDR: Who cares, we're brothers now!

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 44 (part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2022 65:52


    This week Rob & Chris learn about a great dragon battle, Raiden Odin, and get into some horse dick math in part 1 of, The Saga of Sigurd TLDR: Regin & Kathy Lee

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 43

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2022 24:45


    This week Rob & Chris learn about an Otter man who is killed by Loki and has his skin filled with the cursed gold of Andvari shipped to his family. TLDR: He was as big as a beaver!

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 42

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 40:53


    The week Chris & Rob learn about the cruel punishment of Loki and his insecure wife. TLDR: Imitation crab and whore algae

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 40

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 30:33


    Chris & Rob learn about the 2nd version of Balder's death... and you know what... just as bad as version 1. TLDR: Make my wife cum. I'm moving to the woods.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 41

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2021 61:46


    Chris & Rob learn about the time Loki ruined a dinner party for the other Viking gods. TLDR: (Signaling to the waiter) "Can I get a refill?"

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 39

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 54:36


    Rob and Chris learn about the death of Balder, version 1. TLDR: Make Valhalla Ragnarok Again.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 37 + 38

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 52:44


    Rob and Chris learn about Thor cock blocking the dwarf Alviss, then Balder has a bad ream. TLDR: Wake up junkie pill head.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 35 + 36

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 65:21


    Rob and Chris learn about Odin's wisdom contest with Vafthrudnir and Thor's cross-dressing exploits. TLDR: beanie teenies.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 34

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 58:18


    Rob and Chris learn about Thor's challenge with Utgarda-Loki. TLDR: More trickery, less death.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 32 + 33

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 77:48


    Rob and Chris learn about a classic father son story involving Thor and Odin. TLDR: What were YOU doing?

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 31

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 46:17


    Rob and Chris learn about Thor's duel with Hrungnir. TLDR: lotta stones.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 30

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 77:56


    Rob and Chris learn about Gefjun, but mostly just talk about Disney. TLDR: Annoying phone calls.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 28 + 29

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2021 46:20


    Rob and Chris learn about Frey's wooing of Gerd and another story of Odin wearing a disguise. TLDR: Undercover Odin.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 26 + 27

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 64:55


    Rob and Chris learn two stories about the thot goddess Freya. TLDR: Toxic Relationships.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 25

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2021 53:42


    Rob and Chris learn about Thor and Geirrod. Chris tells a story of hypothetical cannibal questions. TLDR: Broccoli Rabe.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 23 + 24

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 63:11


    Rob and Chris learn about the kidnapping of Idun and the marriage of Njord and Skadi. TLDR: Pitmaster Odin.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 21 + 22

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 75:38


    Rob and Chris learn about the binding of the wolf Fenrir and Thor's fishing trip. TLDR: The birds, the bees, and the tentacles.

    Political Bonus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2021 81:56


    Rob and Chris give their take on the storming of the Capitol building. Also, fast food time machine scenarios. Unedited, Unflitered, RAW stupidity. TLDR: We love you, but you have to go home.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 19 + 20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 78:26


    Rob and Chris learn about the discovery of the runes and how Odin lost his eye. TLDR: You would never be Odin.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 17 + 18

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 46:42


    Rob and Chris learn about the treasures of the gods and how Asgard's wall was built. TLDR: Hammer rave.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 15 + 16

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 74:17


    Rob and Chris learn the stories of The War of The Gods and The Mead of Poetry, TLDR: Odin goes undercover.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapters 13 + 14

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 70:08


    Rob and Chris learn about the creation of the first humans and the Viking class system. TLDR: The middle spoon in the drawer.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 12

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 55:52


    Rob and Chris learn about the Viking creation of the Cosmos story. TLDR: Merry Viking Christmas!

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 64:37


    Rob and Chris learn about what constitutes Norse mythology and how it will shape the remaining chapters of the book. TLDR: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 10 (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 77:07


    Rob and Chris learn more about Viking magic and shamanism. TLDR: A pile of rocks.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 10 (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 67:39


    Rob and Chris learn about Viking magic and shamanism. TLDR: It's time to strut.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 92:39


    Rob and Chris learn about Viking holy places, festivals, sacrifices, and personal devotion. TLDR: Very lax dog laws.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 76:09


    Rob and Chris learn about a Viking funeral as well as their conception of the afterlife. TLDR: Throw it on the boat.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2020 83:52


    Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of the self and discuss various spirit animals. TLDR: Pick up the axe.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 75:03


    Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of morality, honor, and sexuality. TLDR: Grass is always greener.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 85:59


    Rob and Chris learn about the norse conception of fate and destiny. TLDR: Tainted mead.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2020 93:22


    Rob and Chris learn about viking cosmology, the otherworld, and time. TLDR: All purchases are final.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 76:45


    Rob and Chris learn about giants, elves, valkyries, and land spirits. TLDR: Look under your bed.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 2 (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2020 97:06


    Rob and Chris learn about the rest of the more popular Norse gods. TLDR: I'm a Balder guy.

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 2 (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 98:24


    Rob and Chris learn about some of the Norse gods, beginning with Odin and Thor. Turns out Norse mythology is eerily similar to the plot of "Dazed and Confused". TLDR: Is this canon?

    The Viking Spirit: Chapter 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 73:25


    Rob and Chris begin a new journey with the book "The Viking Spirit" by Daniel McCoy. In Chapter 1 the guys discuss a fictional story about a young viking named Sverrir as he goes on his first raid. TLDR: I've seen that face before.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020 59:39


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 10 common myths from movies. Part 18 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: More paperwork.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 17.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 65:18


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 more jobs that disappeared from history. Part 17.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: Release the hens!

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 17)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 55:13


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 jobs that disappeared from history. Part 17 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDRL: Get Pepper on the line!

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 16)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2020 76:20


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys get a new email from Jordan, discuss Russian bots and other terrible things from the internet. Part 16 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Paying for death.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 15.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 64:45


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 more of the worse jobs in history for boys. Part 15.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: I'll raise you 7 cobs!

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 15)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 65:01


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 of the worse jobs in history for boys. Part fifteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Free crumbs.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 14.3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 56:04


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss another 5 of the loneliest people in history. Part 14.3 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Space pudding.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 14.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 67:39


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about buying and doing fireworks leading up to the 4th of July holiday. Part 14.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Live Free or Die.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 14)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 71:12


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss 5 of the loneliest people in history. Part fourteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Always alone.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 13)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 76:51


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. Part thirteen of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Trinkets 2020.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 12.3)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 68:04


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about 5 more grisly deaths during the American frontier and give an update on youtube rapper AJ Andrews. Part 12.3 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Reverse gangbang.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 12.2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 71:35


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys discuss the murder of George Floyd and the ensuing protests/riots. Part 12.2 of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: Do better, be better.

    Coronavirus Bonus (Part 12.1)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2020 57:31


    Rob and Chris give an important update regarding the Coronavirus outbreak from their respective bunkers. The guys talk about 5 different grisly deaths during the American frontier. Part twelve of an ongoing series of stupidity in a time of uncertainty. TLDR: BEAVERS!

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