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Lovecraft meets Kafka in this serialized fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret. Be sure to start with episode one!

Christopher Scott McClure


    • Jun 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 26m AVG DURATION
    • 46 EPISODES

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    The Milkman of St. Gaff's podcast is an absolute gem in the world of audio entertainment. From the moment I read the description and heard the trailer, I knew I had stumbled upon something special. The premise of milkmen combined with a unique blend of dread and politeness instantly caught my attention. And let me tell you, it did not disappoint.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is its ability to expertly combine opposing qualities into a gripping narrative. The narrator's voice is captivating, drawing you into this kooky world of milkmen and keeping you hooked from start to finish. The writing is top-notch, with an unreliable narrator who adds an extra layer of intrigue to the story. The sound editing and atmosphere are also incredibly well-done, immersing you in this dark and strange storytelling adventure.

    Furthermore, The Milkman of St. Gaff's stands out as a lovingly crafted independent podcast that showcases the talent and creativity of its sole creator. It's impressive how one person can accomplish so much, from great writing to sound editing and everything in between. This podcast has established itself as a positively influential element in my life, leaving me wanting more with each episode.

    As for the worst aspects of this podcast, it's hard to find any major flaws. Some may argue that it starts off a bit slow, but I believe that it only serves to build up anticipation and allow for proper worldbuilding. Once you give it a chance and dive deeper into the story, you'll be fully hooked before you know it.

    In conclusion, The Milkman of St. Gaff's is an absolute must-listen for fans of immersive fiction, fantasy, and humor. It excels at combining opposites into a captivating product that will leave you eagerly awaiting each new episode. Whether you're looking for something dark and strange or just a unique storytelling experience, this podcast delivers on all fronts. Give it a try and let yourself be transported into the wonderfully weird world of The Milkman of St. Gaff's.



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    Latest episodes from The Milkman of St. Gaff's

    Sorry About the Murder - Guest Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 10:04


    Guest Episode from Sorry about the Murder. This is a fantastic fellow Canadian fiction podcast.Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zamboni driver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready the ice for that night's hockey game. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42. Finale Part Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 4:56


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    41. Finale Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 20:02


    Howie faces his problems. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    40. Finale Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 23:22


    An inspector shows up at the milk station! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39. Mother

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 27:19


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    38. The Man from Elkhorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022 25:44


    Howie bumps into a mysterious stranger and visits a statue on a hill! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    37. Cetology

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2022 28:28


    Howie goes out for dinner and learns about whales! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    36. The Radio, Part 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 27:48


    Howie asks Stormy for help! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    35. Night Shift

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022 40:34


    Howie has to work a night shift! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    34. The Keys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 27:40


    Howie goes to a fancy party and loses his keys. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    33. Birthday!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2022 36:26


    Howie finds out what the thermolizer was for and celebrates his birthday! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    32. The Stakes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 31:25


    Howie finds out about his new duties! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    31. The Same River

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 25:38


    Howie goes for a walk! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    30. The Message

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 30:46


    Howie gets a message! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    No Man is an Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 27:19


    Howie walks on the beach. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    28. The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 29:02


    Howie has a hard time. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    27. The Cows

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 29:12


    Howie goes on a mission! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    26. The Hand of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 41:02


    Howie strikes out in a new direction. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Holiday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 11:43


    CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS for season one. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    25. Full Circle

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 29:33


    Howie faces a challenge. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    24. The Cow

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2021 24:20


    Howie thinks about what's he's done. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    23. The Radio, Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 29:42


    Howie fiddles with the radio, spends time with Stormy and goes hunting! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Trailer: Once out of Nature, Patron-Only Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 5:37


    To find out more, go to https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanOrhttps://howiemilkman.com/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    22. The Radio, Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 28:10


    Howie tries again to get the old radio working!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. mech! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. Other merch and perks. ad-free episodes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    21. Awakening

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2021 33:43


    Howie helps to hand out chocolate milk to the citizens of St. Gaff's!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    20. The Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2021 26:46


    Howie makes a plan.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    19. Subversion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021 34:06


    Howie and Stormy talk about the future, Howie has sausages and beans for dinner and goes for a walk.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    18. Fish and Chips, Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2021 27:58


    Howie's explored the island and discovers why it's sometimes best to sleep with your clothes on.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    17. The Pirates of Jeddore, Part Two

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2021 37:09


    Howie remembers even more about his childhood.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    16. The Pirates of Jeddore, Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2021 21:40


    Howie remembers his childhood!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    15. Fish and Chips, Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2021 26:30


    Howie tries to patch things up with Granard.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    14. Greenwood

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2021 30:20


    Howie spends some time with the Greenwoods!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    13. The Red Badge of Courage

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 28:38


    Howie receives some important information from Corwin and goes on a trip!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    12. The Cabbage

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2021 23:58


    Howie must decide what to do!Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    11. Confession

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 23:18


    Howie reflects on his time on St. Gaff's before getting a strange visit.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    10. The Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 31:24


    Howie goes away with Stormy to the north end of St. Gaff's island. Howie shows his prowess as a Woodsman.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    9. The Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2020 27:52


    Howie confronts a man he believes has been speaking to the police about him.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    8. The Dream

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 29:20


    Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    7. The Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 28:50


    Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    6. The Church

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 27:23


    Howie goes to church.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    5. The Police

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 26:05


    Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    4. The Man from D.O.L.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 28:44


    Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    3. Numbers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2020 27:22


    Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest. Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    2. Files and Flies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 25:44


    Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. ad-free episodes and other perks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    1. The Mission

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 24:42


    Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.Think you've got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff's?Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkmanThis is not a job. It's a vocation. And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff's through a different lens. Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . ad-free episodes and other perks. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

    Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 2:30


    Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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