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A podcast to sit back, relax and stretch your sphincter an unbelievable amount to. It's stupid, but so are you.

The Official Goatse Podcast


    • Apr 1, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 113 EPISODES


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    Episode 109 - We're Back From Hiatus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 60:27


    April Fools! The show is over forever! Enjoy the lost episode, Dumbos. Keep 'em spread.

    Episode 108 - The Emo Hotel

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 62:14


    I put off editing this episode for so long because I was convinced that it sucked and would be painful to listen to, but it was better than I thought. Still not very good, though.

    Episode 107 - Jack Off the Leash

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 59:41


    Sure, I forgot to post this until the last minute, but did you ever consider that maybe it's because I was scoring some poontang?

    Episode 106 - One Stinky Dinky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 58:58


    I LIKE TO...

    Episode 105 - Flagpole Sitta

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 62:42


    Bonjour, j'em appelle Bam Margera et c'est le "Pole Jockey"

    Episode 104 - Hoopin Nerf Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 60:04


    But in the prison way. (Butt in the prison way lol)

    Episode 103 - 40 Jars of Blood Sauce

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 63:41


    "How to Get Off Using the Saw Traps: understanding Hollywood's kinkiest franchise"

    Episode 102 - Tubby Custard

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 66:47


    I had a pretty good joke for the description, but I should probably save it for the actual episodes.

    Episode 101 - Cis White Whale

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 61:04


    This was the last episode we logged before our vacation so it's dated and so low effort I almost opted to upload an old Patreon episode instead. (goleatherdaddy.club.angelfire.com -- look under McG's head for the RSS feed) Fresh droppings next week.

    Episode 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2020 60:39


    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Episode 99 - Goosebumps Body Count

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 61:35


    No one is talking about the effect covid-19 is having on the docking community except for us.

    Episode 98 - Muk Muk Bang Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2020 58:30


    A little on the short side, but only because I opted to cut the sombre opening audio discussing Freddie Prinze Sr's suicide............ FART!!!

    Episode 97 - Rock 'Em Talk 'Em

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 76:58


    Putting Todd Bertuzzi and Marty McSorley on the blooper reel is a great bit.

    Episode 96 - Horny Shrek

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 62:07


    Which if you've seen Fiona's thiccness is pretty much normal Shrek, nawhatimsayin?

    Episode 95 - Chaw

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 61:18


    I wimped out on a more mean-spirited title/description and feel like a dink.

    Episode 94 - I Got You Pegged

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 61:33


    I'm pretty sure the big idea we blew past was: what sort of Frasier merchandise did they miss out on?

    Episode 93 - Chuck D. Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 67:52


    Oh damn it, it's podcast day.

    Episode 92 - The Sun Never Sets on Margaritaville

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 67:52


    Tell JB he can have that slogan for 10% of the T-shirt sales. Hoodies too, I'm not falling for that shit, Jimmy!

    Episode 91 - The First Movie I Ever Hated

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 72:57


    I legitimately thought Hot Rod Herman was a DJ.

    Episode 90 - Wiccan-pedia

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 62:19


    Kept hoping a good episode description would come to me. Oh well.

    Episode 89 - The Final Destination Clause

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2020 63:30


    That's what the loophole for the plane crash guy should have been called. I'm not quick enough to think up these sorts of things while we're recording.

    Episode 88 - Krumpin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2020 59:06


    You can tell we recorded this on a Saturday night because we've got that unbridled fuck energy.

    Episode 87 - A Juggalo Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 71:14


    I dare you to find a single edit in this episode, I dare you!

    Episode 86 - Leisure Suit Larry King

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 61:46


    Everything in this episode is copyrighted to us and you can't take it. Except the copyright music we play, that's fair use.

    Episode 85 - Yo-Yo MasterClass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2020 63:17


    Took a long time to settle on a title for this one and I'm still not happy with it. Oh well, it will only bother me every time I look at it.

    Episode 84 - Horny Video Game Nerd

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 62:04


    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and aim for my mouth.

    Episode 83 - Jelq!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 62:01


    Jelq me if you can I'm pretty small, and I do appreciate a bathroom stall, jelq me get my penis past my balls, won't you please, please jelq me.

    Episode 82 - Impure Thought Detector

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 64:18


    Looking forward to using anything other than Skype next week because my audio continues to lag like hell and suck mad dix.

    Episode 81 - Bucket Head Cherry

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2020 60:33


    Josh Todd and Buckethead doing Eagle Eye Cherry covers. Weak connection in the Hypercube this week, so my audio suuuuuuux.

    Episode 80 - Sweet Knuckles

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 61:22


    They should've called that Michael Schumacher album, "Rock for Mach". By the way, my audio is louder than everyone else but I don't know how to fix that.

    Episode 79 - Reading Jose Canseco's Old Tweets

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 59:44


    I was going to swap out the Patreon episode for this one this week since it sucks but I'm too tired to edit both tonight. Just steal the RSS feed from our website: goleatherdaddy.club.angelfire.com It might suck too, though. No promises.

    Episode 78 - Teats

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 57:29


    It's pretty funny that this episode ends with me saying I'll try to have it up early, but instead I put it up a day late.

    Episode 77 - Slut Written in Calligraphy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2020 59:12


    You know that photo of the guy who has a mouth crammed full of cigarettes? That, but with breadsticks. ----------------------------- ATTENTION DUMBOS! The 2020 Dangee Awards A Celebration of the D'Angelo-verse and the 4th Biggest Award Show in the Industry LIVE Monday April 20th 4:20pm EST https://www.twitch.tv/officialgoatsepodcast The ONLY Award Show to watch on 420!!!

    Episode 76 - Nuts For Butts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 60:29


    I'm not sure whether it was the audio or my headphones, but if it sounds terrible try listening out of one ear while you do other stuff -- that's what worked for me.

    Episode 75 - Bone Pressed

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 65:41


    No you didn't girl!? on the first date? What's his inchage?

    Episode 74 - The Shatter House Rules

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 63:23


    Late again. Not my fault. Shawn sent it late and by the time I got it I was already watching a Youtube documentary about Charlie Zellenoff. So kind of my fault.

    Episode 73 - Chugging

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 64:20


    I know it's a little late, but give me a break it's the end of the world. I made a little bonus intro to make it up for ya'll.

    Episode 72 - Panic! Cause My Dicks Cold

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 66:47


    A late night low key effort, but it's because we're extroverts who thrive on sunlight and happiness. If we had recorded during the day I would have belted out a Van Morrison parody for "Brown Nosed Pup" for sure.

    Episode 71 - Schrodinger's Diarrhea

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 62:39


    These ain't conflict podcasts, is they David? Don't lie to me, man!

    Episode 70 - The Problem With Riddles

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 62:54


    If there was a pie chart of the topics the show discusses, celebrity penises would definitely be the thickest, most delicious slice.

    Episode 69 - Smashing Birdhouses

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 59:45


    This whole episode feels like there was a gas leak happening that we were completely unaware of.

    Episode 68 - JB Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 64:48


    Just ignore the part where I say this one sucks and I'll put it on the Patreon. Also ignore when I say "relevancy" like a fucking idiot.

    Episode 67 - good boy, b.A.A.d Bean

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 61:54


    Alternate title: I'm a Leather Dottie, a rebel

    Episode 66 - 21 Swish Salute

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 63:08


    Will we ever laugh again? (we will, you probably won't)

    Episode 65 - Stan Your Ground

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 59:00


    Lots of breaths, snorts and sniffles. I also completely fail at keeping my nose blowing off mic. Oh, I bump the desk a bunch, too. It's a pretty good episode, but I don't blame you if you abandon it since we're insufferable to listen to.

    Episode 64 - The Giant Poo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 69:43


    Calling it "taking a crunch" is such an alpha move. Chicks love stuff like that.

    Episode 63 - Wet Dream By Proxy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2020 68:13


    I've since been informed that toilets in El Salvador are totally normal and the one I was using just had a septic tank issue. I guess I held in week's worth of shit for nothing (but pleasure)

    Episode 62 - Batman With Slurs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2019 61:44


    Okay, I've narrowed the sidekick in "I'll Be Home For Christmas" to a cast member from either "Caroline in the City" or "Suddenly Susan". I could look it up, but I'd rather let it slowly gnaw away at my brain until I forget how to have sex or something else useless.

    Adam Sandler's Little Nicky's Shrek The Halls

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 44:06


    Remember last year when this bullshit was a bonus episode? Well I'm going away for a couple weeks and didn't bother to tell anyone, so this garbage is all you get this week. For real. Patreon too. Feliz Navidad, dumbos.

    Episode 61 - Laverne I'm Sezzin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 63:36


    As a special touch, my audio is laggy as hell causing me to sound drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm on poppers.

    Episode 60 - Unfingerable

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2019 59:11


    Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like stuff that sucks. It's just a formality before the rest of the episode delves into an award winning erotic bear novel.

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