A podcast to sit back, relax and stretch your sphincter an unbelievable amount to. It's stupid, but so are you.
April Fools! The show is over forever! Enjoy the lost episode, Dumbos. Keep 'em spread.
I put off editing this episode for so long because I was convinced that it sucked and would be painful to listen to, but it was better than I thought. Still not very good, though.
Sure, I forgot to post this until the last minute, but did you ever consider that maybe it's because I was scoring some poontang?
Bonjour, j'em appelle Bam Margera et c'est le "Pole Jockey"
But in the prison way. (Butt in the prison way lol)
"How to Get Off Using the Saw Traps: understanding Hollywood's kinkiest franchise"
I had a pretty good joke for the description, but I should probably save it for the actual episodes.
This was the last episode we logged before our vacation so it's dated and so low effort I almost opted to upload an old Patreon episode instead. (goleatherdaddy.club.angelfire.com -- look under McG's head for the RSS feed) Fresh droppings next week.
No one is talking about the effect covid-19 is having on the docking community except for us.
A little on the short side, but only because I opted to cut the sombre opening audio discussing Freddie Prinze Sr's suicide............ FART!!!
Putting Todd Bertuzzi and Marty McSorley on the blooper reel is a great bit.
Which if you've seen Fiona's thiccness is pretty much normal Shrek, nawhatimsayin?
I wimped out on a more mean-spirited title/description and feel like a dink.
I'm pretty sure the big idea we blew past was: what sort of Frasier merchandise did they miss out on?
Tell JB he can have that slogan for 10% of the T-shirt sales. Hoodies too, I'm not falling for that shit, Jimmy!
I legitimately thought Hot Rod Herman was a DJ.
Kept hoping a good episode description would come to me. Oh well.
That's what the loophole for the plane crash guy should have been called. I'm not quick enough to think up these sorts of things while we're recording.
You can tell we recorded this on a Saturday night because we've got that unbridled fuck energy.
I dare you to find a single edit in this episode, I dare you!
Everything in this episode is copyrighted to us and you can't take it. Except the copyright music we play, that's fair use.
Took a long time to settle on a title for this one and I'm still not happy with it. Oh well, it will only bother me every time I look at it.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and aim for my mouth.
Jelq me if you can I'm pretty small, and I do appreciate a bathroom stall, jelq me get my penis past my balls, won't you please, please jelq me.
Looking forward to using anything other than Skype next week because my audio continues to lag like hell and suck mad dix.
Josh Todd and Buckethead doing Eagle Eye Cherry covers. Weak connection in the Hypercube this week, so my audio suuuuuuux.
They should've called that Michael Schumacher album, "Rock for Mach". By the way, my audio is louder than everyone else but I don't know how to fix that.
I was going to swap out the Patreon episode for this one this week since it sucks but I'm too tired to edit both tonight. Just steal the RSS feed from our website: goleatherdaddy.club.angelfire.com It might suck too, though. No promises.
It's pretty funny that this episode ends with me saying I'll try to have it up early, but instead I put it up a day late.
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I'm not sure whether it was the audio or my headphones, but if it sounds terrible try listening out of one ear while you do other stuff -- that's what worked for me.
No you didn't girl!? on the first date? What's his inchage?
Late again. Not my fault. Shawn sent it late and by the time I got it I was already watching a Youtube documentary about Charlie Zellenoff. So kind of my fault.
I know it's a little late, but give me a break it's the end of the world. I made a little bonus intro to make it up for ya'll.
A late night low key effort, but it's because we're extroverts who thrive on sunlight and happiness. If we had recorded during the day I would have belted out a Van Morrison parody for "Brown Nosed Pup" for sure.
These ain't conflict podcasts, is they David? Don't lie to me, man!
If there was a pie chart of the topics the show discusses, celebrity penises would definitely be the thickest, most delicious slice.
This whole episode feels like there was a gas leak happening that we were completely unaware of.
Just ignore the part where I say this one sucks and I'll put it on the Patreon. Also ignore when I say "relevancy" like a fucking idiot.
Alternate title: I'm a Leather Dottie, a rebel
Will we ever laugh again? (we will, you probably won't)
Lots of breaths, snorts and sniffles. I also completely fail at keeping my nose blowing off mic. Oh, I bump the desk a bunch, too. It's a pretty good episode, but I don't blame you if you abandon it since we're insufferable to listen to.
Calling it "taking a crunch" is such an alpha move. Chicks love stuff like that.
I've since been informed that toilets in El Salvador are totally normal and the one I was using just had a septic tank issue. I guess I held in week's worth of shit for nothing (but pleasure)
Okay, I've narrowed the sidekick in "I'll Be Home For Christmas" to a cast member from either "Caroline in the City" or "Suddenly Susan". I could look it up, but I'd rather let it slowly gnaw away at my brain until I forget how to have sex or something else useless.
Remember last year when this bullshit was a bonus episode? Well I'm going away for a couple weeks and didn't bother to tell anyone, so this garbage is all you get this week. For real. Patreon too. Feliz Navidad, dumbos.
As a special touch, my audio is laggy as hell causing me to sound drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm on poppers.
Skip the first 20 minutes if you don't like stuff that sucks. It's just a formality before the rest of the episode delves into an award winning erotic bear novel.