Alternative Commentary Tracks for Tom Cruise Movies. Providing insight and opinions on Tom Cruise and his movies.
On the first post-vaccine Tommentary, Miles discusses the very forgettable movie, Knight and Day. Highlights include: Lots of talk about Tom Cruise taking his shirt off. My super showing up to give me a package. A lot of confusion about the plot.
In episode 10, Frank and return guest, Andrew talk about the inexplicably successful 1993 film, The Firm. Highlights include Mike being furious about having to watch this movie. Dad-lit discussions. Deadly Digestifs!
Our first 3-way Tommentary! Mike(@mikeyfrecks), Homero(@homeysslice) & Sean(@seandylankraft) watch and discuss the surpisingly un-problematic 2003 film, The Last Samurai. Highlights include: By far the most amount of bleeps ever on a Tommentary, Homero thinking John Cleese stars in a movie he’s seen half a dozen times, Sean pointing out that we’ve been watching without subtitles … Continue reading Episode 9: The Last Samurai
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Cameron(@camonrye) watch and discuss the prescient film, Minority Report. Fun things to look out for: Mike shoehorning his hatred of Ready Player One into every conversation, Peter Stormare, future tech talk!, Cameron’s film insights as a cinema studies major
Mike & Matt(@mattymarty) watch & discuss Jack Reacher: Never Go Back. Fun things you’ll hear: us being bored by this movie…
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Ryan(@asubtledifferencedesign) watch and discuss the largely forgotten non-classic Vanilla Sky. Fun things to look out for: Mike’s borderline offensive mixing up on Penelope Cruz’ nationality, very heavy breathing into the microphone, lots of tangents because this movie isn’t very good.
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Jim(@antilogydesign) watch and discuss the fan favorite, Days of Thunder! Fun things to look out for: Jim getting grilled about his car fascination, noted character actor Fred Thompson getting completely roasted, a running tally of confederate flags.
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Andrew (@AndrewLeighNYC) watch and discuss an extremely long Tom Cruise film with hardly any Tom Cruise in it! Magnolia! Fun things to look out for: About 5 minutes of silence, ordering Mexican food, Mike & Andrew being too drunk to form coherent thoughts.
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Danielle(@omgzitsdanielle) watch and discuss one of Tom Cruise’s most critically hated films, Cocktail! Recipe for Tom Booze below: TOM BOOZE 1.5 parts Vodka .5 part Blue Curacao 2 parts Pineapple/Orange Tropicana Combine all parts in a shaker with ice. Strain into a tumbler with more ice. Garnish with an orange wedge and green … Continue reading Episode 3: Cocktail
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Jesse(@larenmcjesse) watch and discuss one of the biggest movies ever that no one really remembers. RAIN MAN! Fun things to look out for: Jesse’s opinion on spoilers, Jesse’s phenomenal joke about about the name of this podcast, A running count of phone calls in this movie.
Mike(@mikeyfrecks) & Matt(@mattymarty & @suchhoundsnyc) watch and discuss the first adaptation of one of the greatest dad-lit series in literary history, Jack Reacher. Fun things to look out for: Talking about Tom Hanks, Hating on people that are all about crock pots, Stumping for an Asahi sponsor.