Too Gay To Care takes you on the experience of three unfiltered black queer boys and their take on the life of LGBTQ and more hot topics while uttering the most outlandish things! Growing up in Miami gave this tight-knit trio the thick skin they needed to take on every obstacle put forth since birt…
You men need to get the F*CK.... ASAP!
It’s Britney bitch! .... and a whole ‘lotta other shit..
This week, unfortunately Scyne is away but the girl in Unicornguts has jumped out and is here to stay!
The gays are making a list, and we’ve checked it more than twice...
We ain't playing with you hoes no he he hanna!
Not DJ Khaled’s album, your straight pride or the instagram hive..
When we ain’t got shit to talk about, all we get is wild thoughts! *in our Rihanna voice*
Stay out of people’s p**sies, period!
While Beyonce was having her homecoming, we wish these guys never made us.. you get the point..
This week we go back in time and look back at the women who inspired us.
We're back and gayer than ever.
Act up and you can get that admission snatched up!
All you n*ggas are pedophiles and problematic. Bye.
This week things don’t go as planned for Kris Jenner’s latest production....
R.Kelly and Jussie Smollett bout' to be cellmates y’all...
There wasn’t another Beyonce concert this year?! Damn!
First of all, Ted Bundy wasn’t sexy. Secondly, Ja Rule is (allegedly) a criminal. Thirdly, is this it for Michael Jackson? The kids embrace that 2019 is officially the year of the documentary with everybody and their mama’s tea spilling over into the light.
You like my culture? Gee thanks, you stole it!
Too Gay to Care is goin’ in raw this week from Four for Four’s with the president to the government shutdown!
And it's still f*ck R. Kelly. Period.
Too Gay to Care says thank you... next! to 2018, with a buzzfeed-esque year in review list!
This week, its all love as the kids take a break from the madness of Hollywood and talk to the listeners. They explore what they think it takes to survive in this world being an individual, what they’re tired of seeing on these apps and how to kill the girls with kindness.
The trio is here to treat you with some tea this week again as Shawn Mendes is begging you to stop calling him gay, Grindr and Christian Mingle have something in common, and Amanda Bynes doesn’t look like Blac Chyna anymore!
This week our favorite trio ponders the reason everyone is throwing salt on Tiffany Haddish’s game. And they waste no time, dragging the urban development birds of Miami. Oh, and Bhad Bhabie?! Take your *ss to bed!
Another week, and more of America’s bullsh*t. Rebel Wilson is the first ever dumb*ss to think she’d be the first anything. Y’all can’t think or vote for yourselves and Only Fans stirs up an important question: "What about everyone else?"
This week, the girls have returned to watch celebrity death matches. 50 Cent threw shots and quarters in his ongoing beef with rapper Ja Rule. And Cardi B and Nicki Minaj are back at it... again. Dating can be tough, especially when your dating pool is your circle of friends. Don't worry, the cure is here. You're tuned in to Too Gay To Care.
It’s back to the basics for the girls this week! The trio switched it up, and delivered what the island gyals wanted. They gave their two-cents in explaining news of the sun. Rihanna stopped America’s bag by curving the NFL. Cardi B gave us remedial lessons about her sorry excuse of a husband. And for the gays with their protein shakes, don't forget you were once at the bottom of the totem pole. So grab a coconut, work the pole, and hope we no follow dem. It’s time for Too Gay To Care!
This week, spells were cast in the form of tweets when the artist known as Azealia Banks had her soap sales stopped as Ms. Lanitá Del Reyes threatened to deliver the smoke. God (Ariana Grande) is a woman and a canceled engagement (w/ Pete Davidson). And the girls have some words for you fake allies and where you can stick your homophobia!
This week, the whites were all the rage. Operation: Situation tax evasion went into full effect. Connor McGregor got the racist beat out of him in the name of Allah. The mission to push the sexual assault agenda is full steam ahead. Oh, and Taylor Swift ousted herself as a… Liberal™ (AHS Spoilers from 8m:50s to 15m:50s.)
Your heart is true. You’re a pal and a confidant! This week, with all of the mess in the media, we averted the doom and gloom of inappropriate men. The squirrel-friends take a more personal and positive approach. Joined this week by our friend Joncè, we kick back and cut the cheesecake and let you in on our experiences within the community, ourselves and each other.
This week... we just really hate n**gas!
We hopped off of the Nicki-Cardi drama train and landed in the female rap rabbit hole. Kashdoll and Dreamdoll (whichever is which) made it to this week’s discussion; Katt Williams’ hair moves and digital blackface will not be tolerated!