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Two Fags and a Beard is a call-in talk radio show that voices the opinions of the everyman. The men and woman that want to put in an honest, hard day's work and come home and still have time to fulfill that other promise of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Politics, pop culture, current events and more. Whatever floats through the collective unconscious is what this is all about. There are no rules. Listen, Call, Love...

Two Fags and a Beard


    • Dec 6, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 58m AVG DURATION
    • 145 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Two Fags and a Beard

    The Greatest Podcast Ever for Right now

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2020 141:00


    Call in and discuss whatever with us. We're multi-purpose.and open to any and all comers.

    The Whiskey and Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2020 76:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times, politics, and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    Buds and Brew with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 92:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times, politics, and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 39:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2020 66:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

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    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 129:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 180:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionallyAny transgender nazis wanna be on our live radio show? Give us a call to our podcast you can call rant all you want. http://tobtr.com/s/11794764 (516) 590-0359

    The Bathhouse Bunch with James and Rhett

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 79:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2020 94:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 45:00


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    The Bathhouse Bunch with James, Rhett

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 82:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and James

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 130:00


    Two friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and Kayla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2020 4:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch with James, Rhett and Kayla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 45:00


    old friends and a new one talk about current events and crazy past experiences

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and Kayla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 179:00


    old friends and a new one talk about current events and crazy past experiences

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and Kayla

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 82:00


    old friends and a new one talk about current events and crazy past experiences

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett and Kaylen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 82:00


    old friends and a new one talk about current events and crazy past experiences

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett sans Barb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2020 74:00


    My friends and I will be doing a live podcast for the next couple of hours if you're interested in listening or calling in and chatting come and join us. We're talking about current events and politics.

    The Bathhouse Bunch with Rhett sans Barb

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 109:00


    Two old friends bullshitting about old times and current events with some murder mystery thrown in occassionally

    The Bathhouse Bunch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 70:00


    Just two old friends and a girlfriend solving the world's problems one problem at a time

    High Times with Old Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2020 57:00


    I'll write more stuff here later. Or maybe not. I'm pretty lazy.

    High Times with Old Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 56:00


    Old friends lampoon the news and life.

    High Times with James and Rhett

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 1:00


    Some true crime stuff, some politics. Some bullshit.

    New Pope...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2013 122:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang, LIVE from Castle Gandolfo as they...what? they weren't invited to the Pope's farewell tour/summer home? Ok...join the gang as they broadcast from where ever they can find. The gang will discuss all the news that's current and relevant to you...or not so relevant. Come along on a disgusting, crude, fun, dirty, filthy and just plain wrong adventure across the worlds of news, entertainment and everything else. And remember, this is YOUR show, so call in and give us a piece of your mind! Listen, Call, Love...

    Into an Adventure...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2013 127:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang, LIVE from Castle Gandolfo as they...what? they weren't invited to the Pope's farewell tour/summer home? Ok...join the gang as they broadcast from where ever they can find. The gang will discuss all the news that's current and relevant to you...or not so relevant. Come along on a disgusting, crude, fun, dirty, filthy and just plain wrong adventure across the worlds of news, entertainment and everything else. And remember, this is YOUR show, so call in and give us a piece of your mind! Listen, Call, Love...

    Scrubbing the Tiles...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2013 120:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they take a trip around the world and back...well, not really around the world. They'll be talking about the news, their lives, stuff that you might or might not care about...and if you don't care well, that's your poblem? What? Go what myself? How dare you! Anyway...join the gang as they talk about current events, politics and take your calls! This is your show, so let us know what you're thinking...Listen, Call, Love...

    A Close Shave...With Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2013 120:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they discuss the week that was. After their triumphant return to the airwaves, the gang is hungry for more...more of your calls, more news, more booze and more good natured, perverted, disgusting, malcontented and overall gross fun. Join us as we look at the world we live in through true gimlet eyes.

    The Rebirth...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2013 121:00


    After a nearly two year hiatus James and Pepe will be back in the saddle this Friday night at 11 p.m. EST to help you lighten your load, put the wet back in your whistle and the gleam back in your eyes.  Grab your beverage of choice, get cozied up by the fire and join us for an all new two hour show discussing politics, buzz and more. Oh, so much more. More. Much. More. So. 

    Epic Fail...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2011 61:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang because guess what...the world is still here and no on got raptured. The boys will travel the world and back to bring you the news you want to hear, don't want to hear and will just plain forgot about once your buzz wears off. Sit back, pour a drink and join us for two hours of news, anger, sex, hate and whatever else we can think of.   Listen, Call, Love...

    Oh Joy! Oh Rapture...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2011 117:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they get totally left behind. Eat your veggies, pack your bags and stand out in the yard, but not until you've had an earful of what makes the world a special place: anger, sex and news. That's right, the boys are back and they're ready to ascend to places you can only imagine...ooops, wrote that wrong...I meant descend. The gang will bring you highlights from the past 2011 years of humanity including all the stuff that's important to them. For those of us being left behind, get a jump on the news from the week past and the week ahead. Call on in from your own end of the world bunker. We'd love to hear your stories. Remember, you can't spell "Rapture" without "ure." Listen, Call, Love...

    May Flowers...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2011 119:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they trip the light fantastic on all that is wrong with this world...er, we mean all the news that happened this past week. From the ever expanding importance of Free Comic Book Day to...whatever else is going on, the boys will be there with their fingers firmly on the pulse of the topics that interest you the most. Or maybe they'll just make you care...or angry up the blood...we're not really sure anymore. Regardless, they want you to listen and call in and talk to them...otherwise they'll be a wreck for the rest of the week. Listen, Call, Love...

    Holy Cats...A Late Show...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2011 83:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they go over the news, views and all the stuff you need to know from the past week, even if you don't care. The boys will tackle problems big and small, newsworthy and not and bring it right to your doorstep. Join them, call in and have fun. Listen, Call, Love...

    Easter Egg Hunt...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they knock small children out of the way to get to those sweet, sweet Easter Eggs filled with candy...or yolks. Yes, the boys are back, stumbling as ever and the want to bring you the news and events that shaped the week that was and will be. Looking for topics to really rile your family up over Easter dinner? Look no further. let us help you by informing you about what's going on in the world and , quite possibly, how to take down that smug cousin of yours who everyone is soooo impressed over that they all forget to congratulate you on your fifth grade recital when I sang "Pocket Full of Miracles..." sorry, lost myself there... Anyway, the boys will be ranting and railing  against injustice, fear and talking about all the things that make the world the place we live in...the place we live in. Why not call in and join them? Listen, Call, Love...

    Down the Bunny Trail...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all they gang as they get ready to celebrate the great holiday of chocolate...or something like that. Yes the boys' drunken buzz will be in constant combat with the sugar high they're on from all the candy they swiped from little kids' baskets. Listen to their rantings, as they take on the news that was, the hot topics in politics today and the state of the world. Everything from life, liberty and the pursuit of the weirdest news stories you've every heard will be on the show tonight. As the boys sink deeper into a sugar coma/rage, you will be there. Heck, we'd even like it if you'd call in! We want to hear from you, the public.  For a show that maturely debates the state of the world today, you might want to listen elsewhere. But if you're looking for a fun, different, dirty and angry take on the news-stop right here! Listen, Call, Love...

    Every Rose Has Its Thorn...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the  gang as they bring your week to an end with a crashing halt. Yes, we've all been on bad weekend dates before, so why not make it up by listening to the show? The gang will make any bad night a good one...or an angry one...or depending on who you are, they might make it worse. Hey, the show is free, so what do you want? Yes, the boys will be ranting and raving at straw men, tilting at windmills and Tom Joading their way down the road. Join the gang as they bring together all the events that made the week that was, the week that...well, was. Join them, won't you? Listen, Call, Love...

    For Whom The Bell Tolls...With Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they let you in on a little secret: The world is a really screwed up place. Yup, and the boys aren't afraid to say it. They'll be bringing you all the news that will fit in the small window they have to share it with the world. News, views and a whole lot of angry. They figure, hey, it's spring...to get your mind off those impure thoughts, let's angry up the blood a little. And believe you me, that these boys will do just that. Yes, the boys won't shut up until they're happy...or passed out drunk, which just might very well happen. In the middle of this whole mess is you, the listener. The gang would love to hear from you-what stories are important to you, what views do you have or is you just want to express your undying love for James and Pepe, that's cool too. Join them, won't you? Listen, Call, Love...

    Make a Love Connection...for Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they bring you the news that was, is and will be as they present a week in review, a week in advance and a minute by minute blow by blow of now...all for FREE! That's right! No purchase necessary! The boys will bring their boozy, newsy ideas and shattered dreams and come cry directly to you, via your ear canals. You're either with them or against them. Either way, you should listen to them. Listen, Call, Love...

    The Price is Right...for Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they report live from the week that was. The boys will look at all the news that fits and sits, from stuff you know, to stuff you might not know, to stuff you might not want to know. The gang will bring their own form of hate, fear and good times directly to your living rooms, bedrooms, or wherever you listen to them. Don't let the government shut down get you down...the boys will buoy your spirits with all the bile, love and big mouth blabbering you've come to expect from a bunch of cads like them. While you're at it, why not call them up and tell them exactly what you think? Listen, Call, Love...

    All in the Name...of Danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they make you, yes YOU aware of stuff you might not even know about. Listen as they prattle on about news, sex, booze...all the stuff that makes life work living. The gang will offer their unique take on all that happened over the past week, and go in depth into the state of where we are today. All while balancing scotch and wine bottles on their noses. Amazing, huh? Did I forget to mention they want to hear from you? Well, they do...god knows why. Listen, Call, Love...

    Motion to Dismiss Due to Lack of...Danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2011 121:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they blow their collective noses on the week that was. Snowstorms, politicians gone wild, booze and sex scandals...and that was only in the studio. The boys will offer their take on the news, sports, entertainment and world of pop culture all while getting good and sauced for your amusement. Come throw your virtual nickels at them and make them sing for you. They also do a pretty mean two step. In addition to the boys ranting and raving, they want to hear from you! Call in with your thoughts and opinions...unless you're to chicken... Listen, Call, Love...

    The Unbearable Lightness...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2011 175:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they give you news that you probably can't use. In fact, if you do use the news they give you, you'll probably be laughed out of whatever social club or dance hall you're in. Seriously, let these guys make the asses out of themselves. They'll be giving their "opinions" on the "news" and probably overusing "scare quotes" but hey, that's why we tune in. So listen and be scared...have a drink to take the edge off. The world's going to h-e double hockey sticks in a hand basket and the boys are leading the charge. Join them, won't you? Listen, Call, Love...

    Salting the Roads...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2011 182:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they dig out all 49 states that are snowed in (sorry Florida!)and bring you booze, news and sexy time fun. The boys will be discussing the news that made the headlines, the news that fell by the way side and the stuff that you might not have heard about (or didn't want to anyway). Yes, the boys will rake your muck all up and down this street and bound up to you, like a St. Bernard with a tiny barrel around its neck. Join them, won't you? Listen, Call, Love...

    Snowpocalypse 2: Drifts of...Danger!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2011 237:00


    With snow showing up in 49 of 50 states you probably have nothing better to do so join James, Pepe and all the gang as they shovel and dig their way through another week of what was and look forward to what will be. Join them as they bring their unique perspective on the news to your living rooms, bathrooms, kitchens or cat houses. The boys will make you forget your troubles and are good for what ails ya! Listen, Call, Love...

    I Never Saw The Snow Drifts...of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2011 122:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they shovel and dig their way through another week of what was and look forward to what will be. Join them as they bring their unique perspective on the news to your living rooms, bathrooms, kitchens or cat houses. The boys will make you forget your troubles and are good for what ails ya! Listen, Call, Love...

    Flurries of Love...Flurries of Danger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2011 127:00


    Joins James, Pepe and all the gang as they celebrate the coming of the apocalypse. They'll be interviewing falling birds, dying birds, CATS AND DOGS, LIVING TOGETHER....*ahem*...excuse me. The boys will offer a unique view on all the news of the week-everything from the new Congress to the signs of the end of days. Join them, won't you? Listen, Call, Love...

    Christmas Leftovers...of Danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2010 123:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they present SNOWMAGEDDON '10! That's right. A blizzard is hitting Bad Manors studios and the remote studios of Staten Island. Join the boys as they hunker down, stay snowed in and drink their winter cares away. All the good stuff from Christmas will be there, comparing presents and...other tings. Join them, as anger and laughter will help keep you warm. Listen, call, love...

    It's Beginning to Look a lot like Danger!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2010 181:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they celebrate the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell by cold calling gay people and trying to convince them to join the military. Join us as we recap all the news, political happenings, fronts on the culture wars, celebrities and pretty much everything else that happened this week. There will be much ranting, dancing, drinking and a few rage blackouts thrown in for your amusement. Listen, Call, Love...

    A Turkey and Some Mistletoe...Makes for Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2010 182:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they feed the last of the coal to the fire, send their workers home, and settle next to the furnace to tell you stories of the olden days. Don't worry, they'll totally let you out when they're done talking. They just get lonely. Join the gang as they recap all the news, political happenings, fronts on the culture wars, and celebrities and pretty much everything else that happened this week. The boys will rant, dance and drink for your amusement. You don't want to miss this. Listen, Call, Love...

    In the Jet Stream...of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2010 182:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as the shovel your sidewalk for you. And we don't mean that in any euphemistic sense. They will literally come to your house and clear your pathways. All it will take is their own awesomeness, their sheer will, and the cold, snow and ice will retreat at the very though of them. All they ask in return is a token really. Join them as they talk about all the stuff that's happened in the past week. Some stuff you care about, some stuff you don't, sure, but hey, it'll be fodder for your Christmas parties. Anyway, the boys will be spreading some cheer and ho, ho, hos, so join them, won't you? All the news that fits in our Christmas stockings, politics and much more! Listen, Call, Love...

    Deck the Halls With Boughs of Danger...

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2010 148:00


    Join James, Pepe and all the gang as they tinsel your tree and deck your garland with all the awesome you've come to expect from them. Join them as they hunker down in the cold with nothing but your love to keep them warm. That about 12 cases of scotch. And some microwave burritos. Man, those are good. The boys will be talking about all the stuff that happened this past week, all the news that matters, all the good and the bad...mostly bad. On the plus side, hey, egg nog is plentiful. Listen, Call, Love...

    On the Radio Dial...of Danger.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2010 182:00


    Join James, Pepe and Smooth JD as they stumble and bumble their way through another set list of misery, rants, booze and all out awesome. The boys will continue their discussion of the weird and unusual on the radio dial and then change course completely and talk about other stuff, like say, their favorite sweet potato recipes. Listen, Call, Love...

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