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Bart Freebairn and Demi Lardner are not doctors. But they will fix your life, money back guarantee. No refunds. Leave a voicemail on our website to be a part of the show! www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner

Demi Lardner and Bart Freebairn

Oct 16, 2017 LATEST EPISODE
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100TH CONSULT WOW

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2017 83:24

we did it we love you ride our darkness and see our weapon, take me outside for the cold fuck we love you.

99th Consult. ANNOUNCEMENT.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2017 64:07

Hey babies! Drimbo here. So as we say in the episode, we're gonna stop doing a regular release of the podcast. Everything is totally cool and lovely. We're gonna do occasional releases for you guys, but we're just taking some cool friendship time so the pod isn't our only contact. We love you! We will be releasing zine's regularly on our WAND facebook page, so you can keep sending questions and we'll put your advice into our brain sizzles and ride your tiddies over there! FEED THE GRIZZLE, HEAR MY FUCK.

98th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2017 61:56

the poot king is promoted to sales manager $$$$$ Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

97th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2017 63:06

DIGEST AN ENTIRE GENTLEMAN. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

96th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2017 31:16

obtain maximum love and commit severe boycrimes. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

95th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2017 62:52

diggy diggy diggy Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

94th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2017 36:27

PERDISH THE PUNCH DO-ER COMES THIS INKY NIGHT. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

93rd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2017 34:40

GORTUS THE MEEK. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

92nd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2017 31:23

CLYDE OF THE NIGHT Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

91st Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2017 48:53

GUNTAS Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

90th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2017 32:05

DERVEL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

89th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2017 33:59

CODDEN. THE LITEL SHRUB WANT YOUR SUCKY-NUB. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

88th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2017 31:59

DORD. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

87th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2017 27:41

GONTIN. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

86th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2017 25:34

BIG TABITHA Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

85th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2017 78:54

BOOOSTY Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

84th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2017 47:22

GANTUS. EPISODE WITHIN. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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83rd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2017 59:45

PORST!! AN EPISODE HAS COME. WE LOVE YOU. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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82nd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2017 54:09

NUB GRUBS! Wisdom on KEEPING YOUR DICK ON STRAIGHT and HOW TO BAG! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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81st Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 35:49

CHUMBOS ADVICE FOR: Marcella Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

80th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2017 73:05

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

79th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2017 29:33

I DONT REMEMBER WHAT THE EMAILS WERE OR IF WE EVEN DID THEM I HAD FOU WHISKEYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU @demilardner @bartlol @notdrs exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors ww.wearenotdoctors.com

78th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2017 30:55

LOVE YOU Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

77th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2017 60:39

WISDOM EPISODE!!!!! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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76th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2017 55:07

BRONTOS EMAILS: Michael (moving out update), gonorrhea blues (is a fucking idiot), sweetbaby jesus (brain hard stuff), Joe (SAY HIS NAME PROPERLY) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

75th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2017 58:41

Joost! a thank you note! Max! how to have nice lady times! Anonymouse! TRIGGER WARNING FOR PEADOPHILIA. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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74th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2017 59:20

Romance-beginning advice for anonymous! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

romance consult

73rd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2017 25:25

LAST ADELAIDE FRINGE EP! LOVE Y'ALL. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

72nd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2017 31:13

ADVICE FOR Jan and jodi or something. i dont know. i forgot. love you. Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

71st Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2017 34:51

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

70th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2017 38:01

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

69th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2017 49:25

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

68th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2017 39:20

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

67th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2017 64:59

SO MANY EMAILS! RELAXO EPISODE! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

66th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2017 54:08

Voicemails from: Scrimby (dealing with jealousy), Connor (friends opening up to you) Emails from: L Dubs (social media and parents), Jay (anxiety and depression when moving out of home/interstate) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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65th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2017 73:08

Voicemail from CONNOR (mum grief). Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

voicemail consult

64th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2017 41:34

Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

63rd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2017 50:59

. Email from: - jizzmop poopybutthole (girlfriend hates my family! we have a child!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

62nd Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2017 39:44

. Emails from: - Em (christmas netflix addiction!) - John (helping girlfriend in her mind journey!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol Stings: We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift

61st Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2016 71:22

. Voicemail from Bubsy the Bobcat! @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol EXCLUSIVE MERCH AND CONTENT AT OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors

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Ep 60 (RELAXO EP)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2016 38:10

. EMAIL FROM: Ginger Vitis! (work probs) @bartlol @demilardner @notdrs EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors

59th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2016 43:11

. Emails from Emily and Alex (Trans medication stuff and parking problems!) Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @notdrs @demilardner @bartlol

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58th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2016 62:14

. Email from Lauren the wise! Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

57th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2016 82:11

. Voicemail from Hola! Emails from Cherie and Jimmy! No theme song this week because my computer is a golden cum. sorry :( @bartlol @demilardner MERCH AND CONTENT ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors

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Ep 56 (PLUS BONUS SECRET EPISODE SIZZLE REEL!)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2016 45:11

. Voicemail from Alleyboi! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

secret voicemail sizzle reel

Ep 55 (with BONUS SECRET EP SNIPPET!)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2016 54:07

. Voicemail from Phil! Baby questions! Whether to have, and what to do with friends who have them! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

babies secret voicemail snippet

54th Consult. RELAXO EP

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2016 59:51

. Emails from Anonymous, Joost, Zelda, Leave us a voicemail to play on the show! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

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53rd Consult (RELAXOOOO EP)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2016 59:43

RELAX. YOU'RE DOING FINE. Emails from Anon (sexy stuff/virginity), Bianca (slightly shitty friendships), and Nan Nan (partner privacy boundaries). Update from Smarterchild! EXCLUSIVE CONTENT AND MERCH ON OUR PATREON! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors send a voicemail for the show at www.wearenotdoctors.com @bartlol @demilardner

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52nd Consult ONE YEAR BIRTHDAY OMG

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2016 57:05

. Voicemails from Jimmy and riley How to get out of bed straight away, and some love type stuff! LEAVE YOUR VOICEMAILS FOR THE SHOW AT www.wearenotdoctors.com Exclusive merch and content at our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @bartlol @demilardner

exclusive one year consult voicemails year birthday

51st Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2016 66:29

YEH BBY Voicemails from: Phil and Jess Email anxiety, and having a huge piggy pet. CHUCK US A VOICEMAIL BABY, at www.wearenotdoctors.com @demilardner @bartlol

50th Consult.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2016 85:57

FLUNT! Voicemail from J Dawg Mc Rad Face How to support a loved one through a complicated split-up! Leave us a voicemail! www.wearenotdoctors.com Sweet exclusive merch and content on our patreon! www.patreon.com/wearenotdoctors @demilardner @bartlol

50th voicemail consult

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