3 man aged fellas having a good time. Put us on in the background while your existing aimlessly.
We say the word 'spaghetti' for an entire hour after a quick 1 minute vocal warm up.
We talk about cake farts, the end of Covid, and we discover one of Pete's hidden talents. Also, we are now sponsored by Dave's Cum.
Lars has compiled an impressive list of Canadian comedy credits such as: Comedy Network, Just for Laughs Halifax, CBC's The Debaters, and XM Radio. Lars has also been overseas to entertain the troops 3 times (Kuwait, IRAQ, Kyrgyzstan, Dubai and Abu Dhabi) and has a weekly comedy radio show on CJSR 88.5 FM that is a 2-Time Canadian Comedy Award Nominee. Named Best of the Fest at the 2018 SLO Comedy Festival in San Luis Obispo, California.
Several cats run amok around us whilst we try to imbibe in some merry beverages. We mention a few Ernests (Shackleton and Scared Stupid), model airplanes and war machines, and someone rings our doorbell.
Spring is in the air so we talk about vehicular turtle slaughter, finding snake orgies, and adult male diapers.
Our special guest comedian Derek MacFarlane helps us discuss the recent cartoon rabbit breasts debacle, hecklers, and some silly stories of our earlier days in stand up comedy.
The fellas realize they are financially independent geniuses who sometimes engage in cyber-bullying. Jeff has nightmares on the regular and Pete had a bad time purchasing pornography.
We talk about the times we crapped ourselves, Pete wants to quit the podcast, and we wrap it up by talking about circumcision. Honestly? Not our best work.
Pete recalls nearly getting mugged at knife point, Jeff makes quick work of a would-be bank robber, and Ryan thinks there ought to be a clean up in aisle 4.
We party with the inventor of toilet paper, talk about Mr Potato Head, and recall some fun times back in our old punk rock days.
Joe Pesci pukes on the floor. We ponder the logistics of trying to fellate Michelangelo's David. Our eagerness to bust our stimulus packages into the economy is briefly explored before we dive into our sad history of virginity loss.
The fellas commiserate about their shared history of bad things happening to their no no zones. A little later on its discovered that one of them once had a bum so itchy it required medical intervention.
The boys talk about hating their names, dating the elderly, extreme weight loss strategies, and violent mayors.
We thought we needed to clap at the beginning to synch the audio with the video in post but we decided we don't want to do a post. Nor did we bother to edit out the clapping. Enjoy. First episode of 736.