Zoey Hates Movies

Zoey and Jason watch 1946’s super sexy spy-thriller “Notorious” and Zoey is super happy not to be dealing with existential dread and also she burps a couple times, but that’s perfectly normal.

Jason and Zoey watch 1957’s most existential movie about a knight returning from a war to find his homeland ravaged by the plague, and Zoey is definitely not into it. It’s time for Ingmar Berman’s “The Seventh Seal.”

Zoey and Jason watch the 1957 cynical grime-fest called “Sweet Smell of Success” and then sort of sleepwalk through recording a podcast and you get to hear Zoey’s old-timey voice which is fun!

Zoey and Jason watch their first foreign film with Fritz Lang’s German classic “M.” And Jason rambles on about old stuff while Zoey peels off a band-aid and then we have a drink. Enjoy!

It’s the Academy Awards Spectacular! Zoey and Jason watch the classic best picture winner Casablanca (1942) - and Zoey thinks that Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman should shoot Humphrey Bogart in the dink.

This week, Zoey and Jason watch 1953’s scratchy-face-smelly-shirt-man movie, the Western classic “Shane” and Zoey is not happy AT ALL. Lots of fun!

This week, Zoey and Jason celebrate the holidays by watching the least Christmas Christmas movie that Jason could find. It’s 1949’s noir mystery… “Cover Up.”

This week, Zoey and Jason watch 1942's "This Gun For Hire” and which is a very complicated movie about a super not nice guy with an iPad case, and also we find out how much it would cost to get Zoey to murder someone.

After a kind of long hiatus, Zoey and Jason watch 1949's "The Third Man” and Zoey naps on speed while dreaming about punching Vince Vaughn in the face for looking like Orson Welles and also what year is it?Wiki link for “The Third Man.”

Zoey and Jason watch 1944's "Gaslight” and Zoey stays mostly awake but then she says that Veronica Mars is better than Murder She Wrote and swears like a sailor! Also fun facts about Bullet Journaling.

Zoey and Jason watch 1956's "Anastasia” and Zoey doesn't like Yul Brynner's resting murder face plus Jason gets some facts wrong about Ingrid Bergman and also interesting facts about swimming pools.Wikipedia page for Anastasia (1956)The History of Swimming Pools.

Zoey and Jason watch 1973's "Westworld” which is not the TV show that everyone loves and also Zoey learns the horrifying truth about the Pirates of the Caribbean and Jason wonders what Okja tastes like. (spoiler alert, probs delicious)

Zoey and Jason watch 1973's "The Last of Sheila.” Which is a murder mystery that Zoey didn’t hate and also she wants everyone to understand that she wouldn’t murder anyone at a party.

Zoey and Jason watch 1960's "Psycho" which Zoey has fallen asleep in twice before, but this time she stayed awake and we get to hear what she thinks! Also Jason is a big Hitchcock nerd and definitely wants to show off a bunch of knowledge because he’s a show off.

Zoey and Jason watch 1958's "Touch of Evil" which Zoey aptly describes as a "car explosion movie" and then at some point everyone laughs about the term "beef feature" which isn't really that funny.

Zoey and Jason watch the 1957 Billy Wilder drama "Witness For The Prosecution" and Zoey tells us how much she wishes it was a movie about a nurse and we learn that she also somehow doesn't know the ending of "The Sixth Sense." Plus we talk about the movie and try to sell you our old mattress? Happy first episode!