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Kfm Mornings chat with Karolina Andropoulos, the patron for the Carte Blanche Making a Difference Trust. She shares the trust's mission to provide crucial facilities to public hospitals, focusing on kids in medical trouble. With over 17 years of experience, they've completed 24 projects, helping over half a million kids.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary people react when confronted with extraordinary absurdity.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighbors to kicking dogs and theft! The target's frustration builds to a breaking point as Wackhead piles on increasingly ridiculous claims, culminating in a satisfying explosion of anger when the victim realizes he's been pranked.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In this vibrant episode, the Kfm morning crew takes listeners on a journey through Cape Town's notorious wind problem, shares inspiring courthouse stories, and delivers a thought-provoking perspective on Africa's future. Between playful banter and community engagement, the hosts create a perfect blend of entertainment and meaningful conversation. The team dives into a uniquely Cape Town debate - which neighborhood suffers from the worst wind? From Woodstock to Blowburg, Gordon's Bay to Betty's Bay, locals passionately defend their areas as the windiest in the city. Meanwhile, they reveal that Clifton's Nettleton Road properties command premium prices partly because they're mysteriously wind-free - a luxury that apparently adds millions to property values in the Mother City.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might be romantically involved with a pregnant client. The genuine panic in the victim's voice as he desperately tries to explain his legitimate cleaning business creates comedy gold for listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ever wondered how many absurd questions a stranger will tolerate before hanging up? Kfm Mornings' Darren Whackhead Simpson puts this to the test in his hilarious "Senseless Survey" segment. The crew places their bets on how many bizarre questions the unsuspecting recipient will endure, creating a game within the prank that keeps listeners guessing along with the team. This episode features a particularly patient caller who weathers a storm of ridiculous inquiries ranging from military-trained dolphins to the intelligence of smartphones. The genuine confusion in the caller's voice as Wackhead delivers each increasingly nonsensical question creates comedy gold that will have you laughing out loud during your morning commute. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Chat Line Chronicles Are you ready for another wild ride with the infamous Jennifer? In this latest episode of Darren Whackhead's prank calls on Kfm Mornings, Jennifer returns to the American chat line with her bizarre requests. This time, she convinces a 55-year-old wine drinker named Claude to perform increasingly strange wine-gargling antics while saying her name. From simple sips to full-on declarations of love through gurgles, Jennifer proves once again that she can get complete strangers to do almost anything. How far will she go in her quest to make fools of unsuspecting men? The answer is: ridiculously far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Imagine planning your dream wedding dress for years, meticulously attending fittings for months, only to receive a devastating call three weeks before your big day. That's exactly what happened in this hilarious prank call where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson convinces a bride-to-be that her pristine white wedding dress has been ruined at the dry cleaners. The victim's emotional journey from confusion to absolute fury makes this one of Kfm Mornings' most cringe-worthy and entertaining pranks yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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# Courthouse Chronicles: Raw Stories from the Justice System Step into the real world of courthouse drama as Kfm Mornings captures candid interviews with people navigating the justice system. In this riveting episode, we hear two contrasting stories that reveal the complicated human situations playing out in our courts daily. From a man caught in a bitter family inheritance dispute that escalated to protection orders to a surprisingly candid conversation with someone supporting family members caught poaching crayfish, these unfiltered conversations expose the messy reality behind courthouse appearances. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this hilarious episode of Whackhead Simpson's famous crank calls on Kfm Mornings, a wealthy watch collector becomes the target of an elaborate prank. The victim, a man who owns a prestigious Panerai timepiece worth nearly half a million rand, receives a call claiming his luxury watch sent for servicing has been identified as counterfeit and destroyed. What unfolds is an explosive reaction as the collector's pride and reputation come under fire, leading to threats, name-dropping the police commissioner, and a masterclass in high-end watch owner outrage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ever wondered about the strange questions that can catch people off guard? In this hilarious episode, we dive into Darren Whackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings, where unsuspecting individuals are bombarded with bizarre, philosophical, and downright absurd questions. From contemplating neck fat rolls to password security analogies, this comedic experiment reveals just how far people's patience extends when faced with increasingly ridiculous inquiries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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# The Return of the Morning Crew: Back in ActionAfter a brief hiatus, the KFM morning team returns with their signature energy and humor. Darren's back from Spain just in time for the festive season, and the crew wastes no time jumping right back into the entertaining chaos their listeners love. From pop quizzes to pranks, the team delivers a show packed with laughs, surprises, and life-changing moments for some very lucky listeners.## Key Moments:**00:05:30** - Darren shares his recent trip to Spain visiting his son, expressing how special the experience was**00:18:45** - The 20K Pop Quiz with Suzuki features an electrician named Cires who works on overhead voltage lines and scores 7 out of 10**00:42:15** - "What's Happening at the Courthouse" segment reveals real-life drama including a brother supporting his sibling despite drug charges**00:54:30** - The Money Market Cash Hunt winner is announced - Melissa Alexander from Mitchell's Plain wins R100,000 after her brother encouraged her to check a twenty rand note she was about to give him**01:22:45** - Notember wins the Capitec London trip prize package worth over R86,000 in spending money alone, plus flights, accommodation and tickets to see Jamaroquai live## Memorable Quotes:"Cape Town, there's no better place." - Darren reflecting on his return"I kept the twenty there for him. This is something I always make sure I have for him. It's my baby brother." - Melissa Alexander, explaining how she almost gave away the winning noteThe show wraps up with their signature Vinyl Classic segment featuring Tina Turner's "River Deep Mountain High," and teases tomorrow's giveaway - a JCO J5 Vortex vehicle.Listen in for your daily dose of Cape Town's favorite morning crew, back and better than ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ever wondered what happens when radio hosts let loose and discuss everything from Gen Z fashion trends to beach etiquette? This episode delivers an entertaining mix of cultural observations, personal stories, and candid conversations about the unwritten rules we all navigate in public spaces. The hosts dive into the fascinating world of generational fashion cycles, where yesterday's "dad shoes" become today's coolest kicks. They explore how Gen Z has embraced items like New Balance sneakers that were once considered outdated, creating a full-circle moment in fashion history. This leads to thoughtful reflections on how different generations might have more in common than we realize. The conversation takes an interesting turn when they discuss the viral incident of a beachgoer having his Bluetooth speaker confiscated at Clifton Beach. This sparks a broader discussion about public etiquette, personal boundaries, and the growing frustration with people who impose their music choices on others in shared spaces. From hiking trails to restaurants, the hosts and listeners weigh in on where we should draw the line with personal entertainment in public.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get ready to kick off your weekend as the Kfm Mornings crew brings the energy, laughs, and everything you need to start your Friday right. From the infectious summer beats of Calvin Harris to the team's hilarious banter about AI confusion and nostalgic MTV memories, this episode captures that unmistakable Friday feeling we all crave. Darren, Sherlin and Sibs dive into a fascinating discussion about the "dead Internet theory" and how AI is making it increasingly difficult to distinguish real content from fake. What started as skepticism about a viral video of a lion jumping off a trailer turned into a revealing conversation about how we're all becoming more critical of what we see online, and maybe that's not such a bad thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Start your engines! The Speed Classic Cape Town 2025 brings motorsport back to the city streets for an unmissable weekend of speed, sound, and heritage. Iain Banner joins Kfm Mornings to share what fans can expect on 25–26 October 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get ready to dive into the vibrant world of morning radio where hosts Darren, Sibs, and the team take listeners on a journey through Cape Town's hottest topics, hilarious moments, and unexpected insights. From the return of summer sunshine to property sales that'll make your jaw drop, this episode captures the essence of morning radio at its finest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for a vibrant dose of morning energy as Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs bring the Western Cape to life with their infectious banter. This episode captures the essence of a perfect Tuesday in Cape Town, where the hosts debate everything from Christmas decorations in October to nostalgic currency memories while keeping listeners entertained with games, prizes, and plenty of laughs. The trio takes us through their morning with seamless chemistry, discussing the premature excitement for Christmas (with Darren promising to hold off until November), Sherlin's impressive multi-tree holiday decorating plans, and a fascinating dive into South Africa's currency history. Remember those one rand notes that have now become collectors' items? The conversation brings a wave of nostalgia that resonates with long-time Cape Town residents. Between the friendly banter, the show delivers substantial entertainment value with their 20K Pop Quiz (congratulations to Sister Bettina who walked away with the full prize!), hygiene debates that had listeners messaging in droves, and a hilarious prank call involving a mother-in-law planning to crash her son-in-law's honeymoon in Mauritius. The episode wraps with a musical showdown between the hosts that ends in a perfect tie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Are you really helping with your child's school project, or are you actually doing the entire thing? In this hilarious and relatable episode, the KFM morning crew dives into the art of "parental assistance" when it comes to those dreaded school assignments. The hosts share their own experiences of "mentoring" their children through projects about tigers, ostriches, and volcanoes—while confessing that sometimes the best work in their portfolios might have actually been their parents' creations. Between cutting, pasting, and making sure it's "in your child's handwriting," they explore the fine line between helping and taking over. Takeaways:• Many schools are moving away from homework altogether, recognizing kids need time to play and be kids• Tonight is a crucial night for South African football as they face Rwanda in a must-win game• Having a name that appears in pop culture means endless jokes and references throughout your lifeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ever experienced the panic of an ATM swallowing your card? That helpless moment when you're left cardless, cashless, and completely frustrated? In this hilarious Whackhead prank from Kfm Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson poses as a bank representative calling a distressed customer whose card has mysteriously disappeared into a hungry ATM. What begins as a seemingly helpful customer service call takes an unexpected musical turn that will leave you in stitches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Step into the week with the Kfm Morning crew as they share heartfelt moments and celebrate South Africa's sporting triumphs. The hosts reflect on a touching breast cancer awareness event, reminding listeners about the importance of regular checkups while keeping the conversation light and meaningful. The energy shifts to pure celebration as the team revels in South Africa's back-to-back Rugby Championship victory. With the Springboks now holding an unprecedented collection of trophies - from World Cups to the Freedom Cup - there's plenty to fuel Monday motivation across the Western Cape. Between traffic updates, weather forecasts, and playful banter, the show delivers thought-provoking segments on AI's growing influence in our lives. Is artificial intelligence manipulating us with human-like tactics? The hosts explore the concerning Harvard study that suggests AI is being programmed to keep users engaged through emotional manipulation. The show wraps with the beloved Vinyl Classic segment featuring Lionel Richie's "Stuck on You," bringing nostalgic warmth to listeners starting their week. Whether you're celebrating victories, contemplating technology's impact, or simply enjoying the music, this episode delivers the perfect blend of entertainment and inspiration to kickstart your Monday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.