Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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Whackhead strikes again with another side-splitting prank call on KFM mornings! In this episode, he creates chaos by simultaneously calling two different "massage therapists" from online classified ads and connecting them together. What follows is a hilariously awkward exchange as both professionals—clearly offering very different types of "services"—try to figure out who called whom and what exactly the other person is selling. The confusion escalates quickly as one massage provider insists "this is a commercial proposition" while the other keeps repeating "big bums" and discussing payment arrangements. Their miscommunication creates comedy gold as they debate who pays whom, with one firmly stating, "I don't pay people. I get paid." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered what happens when a self-proclaimed "doctor of husbandry" attempts marriage counseling? This episode takes you on a wild ride as Darren "Whackhead" Simpson impersonates a marriage counselor in one of his infamous pranks. With fifteen years of marriage under his belt, he believes he's qualified to mediate relationship disputes—much to the skepticism of everyone around him. The prank unfolds when our host calls an unsuspecting man, claiming to have his fiancée in a counseling session. What starts as an attempt to address workplace jealousy quickly spirals into a chaotic exchange filled with spelling corrections, inappropriate comments, and escalating threats. The "counselor's" unorthodox approach might be questionable, but the results are undeniably entertaining.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wonder what happens when your mother-in-law decides to book the same honeymoon destination as you? Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that explores this nightmare scenario. A soon-to-be-married couple discovers their future mother-in-law has booked a trip to Mauritius during their honeymoon, claiming she'll stay "on the bottom end of the island" while they're "on the top." The tension escalates quickly as the prankster, posing as an Air Mauritius employee, attempts to change flight dates, revealing family dynamics that are both cringe-worthy and hilariously relatable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays the role of an insufferable head of customer relations who turns a simple insurance complaint into comedy gold. What begins as a reasonable call about rising premiums quickly descends into personal attacks about takeout habits, smoking, and even the caller's name. The unsuspecting "Tammy" goes from mild frustration to absolute fury as Darren deliberately pushes every button possible. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered what happens when a prankster with a penchant for peculiar requests meets unsuspecting callers on a free chat line? In this hilariously awkward episode, we follow "Jennifer" - the alter ego of radio host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson - as she navigates a conversation with a lonely truck driver named Kevin. What begins as a standard chat line interaction quickly evolves into an international tour of accents, revealing just how far someone will go to impress a stranger they believe to be "super hot."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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# Australian Immigration Prank Call: The Drug Mule Accusation In this hilarious episode, radio prankster Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers a gut-punch prank call to a South African man who's immigrating to Australia. Posing as "Lester Fenwick" from the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs, Whackhead confronts the unsuspecting victim about his suspicious travel patterns to countries like Egypt, Dubai, and New York. What follows is an increasingly absurd interrogation where the caller repeatedly accuses the man of being a drug smuggler, asking him about various substances supposedly hidden in uncomfortable places during his travels. The tension builds as the bewildered victim desperately tries to defend himself, offering to show his pay slips and even brings his wife to prove they're "good people." Just when the man reaches his breaking point, Wackhead reveals it's all a prank organized by the victim's family as a going-away present before his move to Perth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson strikes again! This time, he pretends to be an attorney collecting outstanding TV licence fees from a man who really doesn’t want to pay. The result? Absolute chaos and classic Whackhead humour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever experienced the panic of an ATM swallowing your card? That helpless moment when you're left cardless, cashless, and completely frustrated? In this hilarious Whackhead prank from Kfm Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson poses as a bank representative calling a distressed customer whose card has mysteriously disappeared into a hungry ATM. What begins as a seemingly helpful customer service call takes an unexpected musical turn that will leave you in stitches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This hilarious Whackhead prank call had the #KfmMornings team in stitches! Darren tries to speak Afrikaans while pranking a Dutchman about chocolate (and a few other things). The result? Total chaos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We couldn't keep it together for this hilarious prank! Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson poses as the owner of a Driving School whose employee had to cut a lesson short thanks to a woman's stinky feet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wonder what happens when a stressed-out taxi driver gets a call from "Uber" questioning his driving record? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank, targeting a dad who's anxiously awaiting approval to switch from meter taxi to Uber driving. With his daughters setting him up, Whackhead poses as "Daniel from the investigative department" and proceeds to push every possible button - questioning his accident history, criticizing his wife as a "backseat driver," and even implying inappropriate behavior. The family's escalating frustration culminates in threats to "jump through the phone" when the truth is finally revealed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you ready to laugh until your sides hurt? In this hilarious episode, we dive into one of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's infamous prank calls exclusive to Kfm Mornings. Playing his alter ego "Jennifer," a hot blonde looking for companionship in American chatrooms, Whackhead connects with an unsuspecting 42-year-old named Ron. What starts as innocent flirting takes an unexpected turn when Jennifer reveals her secret passion: singing makes her "hot." What follows is a cringe-worthy musical journey as Ron desperately tries to impress his chatroom match by butchering hits from Adele, Whitney Houston, and Taylor Swift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a salesman in this hilarious prank, resulting in a heated exchange between an upset customer and Whackhead. What starts as a dispute over a stained table quickly escalates into threats of legal action, table repossession, and even an impromptu resale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Mr. Herman wanted was a shiny new alarm system. Instead, the company ripped out his old one while he wasn’t even home. He’s fuming… and here comes Whackhead, calling for the bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A hilarious prank call that takes an unexpected turn. Get ready to laugh! Darren receives an email from a neighbor asking to prank an old lady running a driving school from her home. Darren calls up the lady pretending to be an Uber driver looking to buy a license from her. As expected, the lady gets flustered and insists she doesn't sell licenses. Darren persists, slowly getting on her nerves. Just when things are heating up, the neighbor who suggested the prank chickens out, leaving Darren hanging! What follows is comedy gold. e full episode and laugh along.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What starts as an innocently enough call with telemarketer Whackhead pitching his loadshedding reduction package quickly takes an unexpected turn when the customer gets increasingly frustrated with Whackhead's antics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the help of our prank victim's husband, Whackhead Simpson calls up Irish immigrant Martina and makes her move to South Africa slightly more demanding...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a self-proclaimed math expert, hoping to become a math teacher, but the catch is? He's not very good at what he does. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Not every prank can be a hit! On what's a rare occasion, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a prank fail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson pranks Outsurance by asking them to insure his personal items that may not be safe in his current environment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know those dodgy "make money fast" flyers on the side of the road? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson decides to give the number a call and find out how fast a scammer can tell he is being scammed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Double addresses cause some issues in this prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks 'Oom Bokkie' by sharing the unfortunate news that he has Oom's mail and he's opened it, oh oh, Whackhead... This prank aired on 26 March 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a hotel restaurant and complains that their food gave him a nasty tummy bug. He then proceeds to give off loud and aggressive farts. It's nasty... but hilarious!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whackhead pranks some callers looking to enter the Pop Quiz but little do they know that they're actually speaking to each other.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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