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If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.

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    Australian Immigration Prank Call

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 7:55 Transcription Available


    # Australian Immigration Prank Call: The Drug Mule Accusation In this hilarious episode, radio prankster Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers a gut-punch prank call to a South African man who's immigrating to Australia. Posing as "Lester Fenwick" from the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs, Whackhead confronts the unsuspecting victim about his suspicious travel patterns to countries like Egypt, Dubai, and New York. What follows is an increasingly absurd interrogation where the caller repeatedly accuses the man of being a drug smuggler, asking him about various substances supposedly hidden in uncomfortable places during his travels. The tension builds as the bewildered victim desperately tries to defend himself, offering to show his pay slips and even brings his wife to prove they're "good people." Just when the man reaches his breaking point, Wackhead reveals it's all a prank organized by the victim's family as a going-away present before his move to Perth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead has this man ready to rumble over unpaid TV Licence

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2025 9:56 Transcription Available


    Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson strikes again! This time, he pretends to be an attorney collecting outstanding TV licence fees from a man who really doesn’t want to pay. The result? Absolute chaos and classic Whackhead humour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead Prank: The ATM Card Swallow Nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2025 5:45 Transcription Available


    Ever experienced the panic of an ATM swallowing your card? That helpless moment when you're left cardless, cashless, and completely frustrated? In this hilarious Whackhead prank from Kfm Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson poses as a bank representative calling a distressed customer whose card has mysteriously disappeared into a hungry ATM. What begins as a seemingly helpful customer service call takes an unexpected musical turn that will leave you in stitches. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: Where Patience Meets Absurdity

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2025 5:09 Transcription Available


    Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Whackhead prank: "Nee, man, jy lieg!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 5:53 Transcription Available


    This hilarious Whackhead prank call had the #KfmMornings team in stitches! Darren tries to speak Afrikaans while pranking a Dutchman about chocolate (and a few other things). The result? Total chaos!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    This prank has the Kfm Mornings team in stitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 7:17 Transcription Available


    We couldn't keep it together for this hilarious prank! Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson poses as the owner of a Driving School whose employee had to cut a lesson short thanks to a woman's stinky feet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead's Uber Permit Prank Leaves Family Fuming

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 12:10 Transcription Available


    Ever wonder what happens when a stressed-out taxi driver gets a call from "Uber" questioning his driving record? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank, targeting a dad who's anxiously awaiting approval to switch from meter taxi to Uber driving. With his daughters setting him up, Whackhead poses as "Daniel from the investigative department" and proceeds to push every possible button - questioning his accident history, criticizing his wife as a "backseat driver," and even implying inappropriate behavior. The family's escalating frustration culminates in threats to "jump through the phone" when the truth is finally revealed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: The Art of Absurd Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 7:20 Transcription Available


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    Whackhead's alter ego 'Jennifer' has this man singing a tune

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 8:41 Transcription Available


    Are you ready to laugh until your sides hurt? In this hilarious episode, we dive into one of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's infamous prank calls exclusive to Kfm Mornings. Playing his alter ego "Jennifer," a hot blonde looking for companionship in American chatrooms, Whackhead connects with an unsuspecting 42-year-old named Ron. What starts as innocent flirting takes an unexpected turn when Jennifer reveals her secret passion: singing makes her "hot." What follows is a cringe-worthy musical journey as Ron desperately tries to impress his chatroom match by butchering hits from Adele, Whitney Houston, and Taylor Swift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead gets this man HEATED in this throwback prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 5:43 Transcription Available


    Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a salesman in this hilarious prank, resulting in a heated exchange between an upset customer and Whackhead. What starts as a dispute over a stained table quickly escalates into threats of legal action, table repossession, and even an impromptu resale! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead Prank: Naughty neighbour - "How about we trade wives?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 10:28 Transcription Available


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    Whackhead prank: House Alarm System - "Where's My Money?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 12:18 Transcription Available


    Mr. Herman wanted was a shiny new alarm system. Instead, the company ripped out his old one while he wasn’t even home. He’s fuming… and here comes Whackhead, calling for the bill!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: Hi, can you organise me a license?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 7:32 Transcription Available


    A hilarious prank call that takes an unexpected turn. Get ready to laugh! Darren receives an email from a neighbor asking to prank an old lady running a driving school from her home. Darren calls up the lady pretending to be an Uber driver looking to buy a license from her. As expected, the lady gets flustered and insists she doesn't sell licenses. Darren persists, slowly getting on her nerves. Just when things are heating up, the neighbor who suggested the prank chickens out, leaving Darren hanging! What follows is comedy gold. e full episode and laugh along.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: "You have been making boom boom noise"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 5:43 Transcription Available


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    Whackhead throwback prank - Gear box problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 9:10 Transcription Available


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    Whackhead Prank: Head or Tails who's going to jail?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 7:08 Transcription Available


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    #Throwback prank: Whackhead wants to sell you a funeral policy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 10:12 Transcription Available


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    Whackhead makes this man lose it in

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2025 11:28 Transcription Available


    What starts as an innocently enough call with telemarketer Whackhead pitching his loadshedding reduction package quickly takes an unexpected turn when the customer gets increasingly frustrated with Whackhead's antics. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: "I'm kill you, you little swine!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 9:17


    With the help of our prank victim's husband, Whackhead Simpson calls up Irish immigrant Martina and makes her move to South Africa slightly more demanding...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: Are you always the last to know that you're in an open relationship?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 5:22


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    Whackhead pretends to be a skelm in this hysterical prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 10:23


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    Eww! Whackhead needs help in this hilarious prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2025 12:50


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    Whackhead prank: Are you sure you're a math expert?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2025 6:22


    Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a self-proclaimed math expert, hoping to become a math teacher, but the catch is? He's not very good at what he does. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: "Don't you dare touch my dogs!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 9:53


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    A rare prank fail: The underwear repair kit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 4:34


    Not every prank can be a hit! On what's a rare occasion, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a prank fail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: You lack golf course etiquette!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 15:11


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    Whackhead's OUTrageous prank

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2025 11:11


    Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson pranks Outsurance by asking them to insure his personal items that may not be safe in his current environment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead tells Rameez 'goodnight'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 10:00


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    Whackhead makes a Granny go from sugar to spice!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 11:00


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    Whackhead prank: Who is scamming who here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 6:57


    You know those dodgy "make money fast" flyers on the side of the road? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson decides to give the number a call and find out how fast a scammer can tell he is being scammed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead helps a 4-year-old prank mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 4:48


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    Whackhead prank: Sorry, your job is no longer available

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 6:27


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    Whackhead prank: Oom Bokkie, I got your mail and I opened it...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2025 7:21


    Double addresses cause some issues in this prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks 'Oom Bokkie' by sharing the unfortunate news that he has Oom's mail and he's opened it, oh oh, Whackhead... This prank aired on 26 March 2025.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: What do chickens think we taste like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 2:55


    Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Whackhead presents 'The Best Boy Bands of the 90s CD'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 8:17


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    Hey Whackhead, 'You are not going to f-up my booking!'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 9:48


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    Senseless Survey: Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 3:51


    Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A stinky Whackhead prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 8:13


    Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a hotel restaurant and complains that their food gave him a nasty tummy bug. He then proceeds to give off loud and aggressive farts. It's nasty... but hilarious!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead scams a scammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 6:17


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    Senseless Survey: Did you know that passwords are like underwear?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 3:58


    Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Crossed lines prank

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 5:27


    Whackhead pranks some callers looking to enter the Pop Quiz but little do they know that they're actually speaking to each other.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: There's no classy way to peel a cucumber

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 2:00


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    Senseless Survey: Is a female moth called a myth?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 5:00


    Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Whackhead prank: "So you would have failed English too"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2025 9:10


    Darren " Whackhead" Simpson pranks an Afrikaans dad whose daughter is being held back a grade for failing English. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Senseless Survey: "If its never late to start something new, the why start today?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 5:37


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    Darren's Prank All Stars 2024 :#1 "I said WHAT TIME!?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 13:34


    This dad loses his cool in this prank. Whackhead poses as an American dad whose son got into a fight with our prank victim's son. And after an intense exchange of words with Whackhead, the dad blows his gasket!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: What do you get when you cross a Boerboel and a Worshond?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 1:55


    Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a pedigree dog breeder looking for some very specific dog breeds. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Whackhead prank: Who is scamming who here?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 7:12


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    Whackhead prank: Prank These Boots Were Made For Walking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 4:10


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    Hop Hop Spinnekop! It's time for therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2024 17:05


    Kurt Darren's Hop Hop Spinnekop has taken the internet by storm but not always in the good way... Taking it all in stride, Kurt, his wife and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank one of the writers by making them think that the hate comments were just too much for Kurt.  This prank aired on 20 November 2024.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    SENSELESS SURVEY: Would it surprise you that glitter is made from the lost dreams of strippers?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 3:47


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