AFL by Dummies

In the final ep of ABD we cover the demons thrilling 74 point win against the dogs. We also cover the trade period, post Grand Final celebrations, and complete the holiday wish list for the remaining teams. Oh, we also look at our preseason predictions. Just that alone should be enough for you to listen in.

Alex covers why the bulldogs might win on the weekend, while also giving us a “performance review” in the long awaited return of who said that. Tom combers the demons while finding a letter to Norm. We also cover stories around the globe in another questionable segment of branching out.

Alex gives us the ingredients to winning, while pitching us a new reboot to an old franchise. Tom dissects the Brownlow (2025) and the most dependable player in the game. We also cover all the prelims and the Brownlow (2021).

Alex goes to trade table while Tom pitches to Fox Footy. We also discuss the semi finals and dissect the flops and successes of first round draft picks.

We go digging in the trash to give the people the story they deserve. We also discuss THAT bump. Tom devises a new coaching panel for Carlton, while Alex continues his non-denominational holiday gift list.

Alex gives the people what they want at the end of every home and away season - a 2021 W/Rap up. Tom slams some rhymes as well, while we take a look at finals bby! All that plus our AA teams means this an finals like episode of ABD.

Alex gives us a a tale that you might sea coming, while Tom tells the story of a forgetful city. We also go around the grounds on a jam packed week in retirements, Tassie reports and AFLW licenses. Plus our analysis on form going into finals, and why this years premiere is worth more than most.

Lightning does strike twice when it comes to AFL by Dummies. We cover all the news this week, and ask if there is some kind of… Suicide Squad…in the AFL. We also gave our recruit of the year and highlight scoring opportunities. We also pitch an all new take on a Pixar classic. It's absolutely packed so this week, so strap in and enjoy.

This episode probably belongs as a extra chapter in Michael Warner's “The Boys Club”. We cover Simmo and Tex while finding out if there's a story to make fun of in the Clarko cock-up. We also analyse a footy unicorn and tell a story fit for a mad king (or a bunch of yr 11s studying English).

In classic ABD fashion, we recorded a lovely episode with the belief that there would be no bombshell that rocks the AFL world. So keep that in mind when we forget to mention Clarko, Kennett or Mitchell. We do discuss the BOGs, the Rising Star and the Blues. Have listen. It can't be worse than the Hawks.

There's romance, action and adventure in this classic edition of ABD. Alex bring us a timeless piece of art, while Tom protects the game from a dangerous organ. All that plus Buddy's 1000th and the annual “is scoring that low” debate.

Dun dun. In a dark and dimly lit episode of ABD Alex goes around the wide world of sports, while Tom teaches some AFL marketing techniques. Plus a very special spin off show and a looong race for the 8. All that plus tips in a jam packed episode of AFL by Dummies.

In an iconic episode of ABD, Alex plays the nickname game and gives us the run home for the top 6. Tom, gives us a wonderful tour of AFL players and dissects Geelong's 1st quarters. We also have a chat about Clarko and Mitchell (which isn't a 90s buddy cop film) and break a story we all wanted to hear. All that plus tips and observations, on a jam-doughnut packed ep of AFL by Dummies.

In a all new episode of ABD, Alex takes us back to two different by-gone eras, and one of them sounds a lot nicer for st Kildare fans. Tom files a missing persons report and we both go around the grounds for some Covid related AFL news. All that plus tips, gives more than enough for the episode to crack the 22 this week. Better call our mums to let us know.

This is a good one. Tom grants each team a gift from the AFL and analyses The Inconsistent VII. Alex gives us the middle 6 team's run home and sings us what will be an ABD classic. All that plus tips, tricks, oh, and The Suns. Have a listen if you want, I promise there's something there for everyone.

Tom dives into the right to be angry while Alex exposes us as AFL frauds. We also dissect Mckay, Geelong, Port and Shai Bolton. All that plus tips on a new ep of ABD. Now with a reinforced steel jawline.

It's a poetic week here at AFL by Dummies as Alex reads is a literary classic, while Tom has his audition for the half time entertainment. We also cover off The Swans, Blues and Bucks.

It's lockdown in Melbourne, but that doesn't stop AFL by Dummies. Alex rolls out his rolling All-Australian team, while Tom takes us to church with his analysis of Darcy Parish. We also dive into the mind of the AFL's Funniest brain, and drop a bombshell from inside the 4 walls at AFL house. Oh, and COVID.

Alex is very very sad this week, so prepare for some power ballads. We also highlight all the issues at Pieland and honour a folk hero/villain while doing so. Tom analyses the lions, while Alex previews the Friday night (sadly crowd-less) blockbuster in a cracking ep of ABD.

In a bumper episode of AFL by Dummies, Alex goes through the best and the worst of the injury list, while Tom summarises each team's season with a stat. We also add a few more very special rounds to the AFL calendar, analyse Max King's kicking, and bring back a old favourite. All that plus tips. In a podcast that doesn't hate Marvel Stadium? You better believe it!

Alex takes us on a worldly adventure while Tom interviews a famous footballing face about their love of footy fashion. We also cover hawthorn, AFLW, fight night and whole lot more this weeks bumper edition of ABD.

In a wacky and wonderful episode of ABD, Alex puts a position on trial while Tom dissects which team is the best up forward. We also pitch an Oscar winning movie and a pray to a new type of God. All that plus tips and tricks on AFL by Dummies

In a dee-licious ep of ABD Alex reads us a fairytale while Tom uncovers a monster hiding in plain sight. We also play a ABD classic and dissect Harry McKay's stellar season. Plus, we have all the tips and tricks you need to know about round 6.

In an all new episode of ABD, Alex brings the Superleague to the oval game, while Tom unearths the sad sad truth behind The Gold Coast Suns. We also highlight a key reason why Melbourne is 5-0 and dissect Alex's rolling All-Australian team.

Alex brings a rag-tag group of individuals together for a greater cause in this wild edition of AFL by Dummies. Tom also takes us back to a better time (or worse if you are a Colombian soccer player). Plus, we have all the winners, losers, tips from round 3, including our AFLW GF pick. Oh, and we uncover some real breaking news live on air. Go on, don't be a Jared, have a listen already!

In a all new episode of ABD, Tom makes a formal apology for last week's show, while Alex confuses St. Kilda and Essendon. We also bring back an iconic ABD segment from a by-gone-era, plus all the winners, losers and Tips for next week.

Well after two rounds we attempt to practice catch-your-breath Tuesday. Alex adds new team into in the mix while Tom goes full Nerd McSpook. We also also try to branch out into politics but footy seems to be everywhere these days. Have a listen, it's a wild one this week.

Footy is back, and dominated by brands. Alex goes through through the moments that decide games while Tom goes through the dynamic defenders of the round. Follow us on Instagram @aflbydummies

In our debut episode Alex honours a legend while Tom pitches Amazon some more footy documentary ideas. We also interview the fans of each club for their thoughts, and mess up counting to 18 while predicting our season ladder. There might be some analysis in between all that. It's definitely a fun one so have a listen.