Being Human Garbage

Happy New Years people! Now go do all the things you told yourself you were going to do in 2017, but then don’t because you wont! #dontbecauseyouwont

We’ve all been there.. In line behind another distant relative that you can’t quite remember the name of, in the kitchen of your grandma’s house, surrounded and clumped together all in the name of Thanksgiving – and Aunt Becky’s magical mashed potatoes. Luckily, we have the tools for you in this episode to make your … Continue reading #16 – Family vs Thanksgiving →

In today’s episode we provide you with the tips and tricks that are guaranteed to make you a garbage customer, using restaurants as the prime example. Enjoy!

In today’s episode, we discuss the untapped potential of being sick!

Hold on to your butts, cause part 4 is subjectively the best one yet. Hope you enjoy it. Thanks for joining all of us on this crazy small town adventure. See you soon, trashcans!

PART 3. You already know. If you don’t already know, go listen to Part 1 & 2 of “Crazy Small Town Stories with JD” so that you can be in the know. Because it’s good.

HE’S BACK. The man. The myth. The JD. If you haven’t heard the first episode then go do that now (Episode #10). Enjoy today’s episode – the wrath of Ted Nugget!

In today’s episode we bring on our good friend JD and talk small town adventures, prank phone calls (AKA the wrath of Ted Nugget), airhorns, crazy checks, and much much more. There is plenty more where this came from so stay tuned, trashcans!

In today’s episode, Ben and Wells (writing in third person is weird)talk about money! If you ever wanted to master your finances, well, look no further! No really.. quit looking for answers elsewhere and only listen to us.. We definitely know what we’re talking about! Disclaimer: we definitely do not know what we’re talking about!

Back at it again with PART 2 of the Bad Roommate Saga. Join us as we teach you how to perfect your terribleness of being a bad roommate – only this time, it’s the night time edition.

Back at it again. This time we talk Ramsay and Littlefinger. Spoilers = yes Subscribe/follow us on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Facebook, Twitter and not MySpace.

In today’s lovely episode we over-analyze GoT characters who we think get the most hate and then proceed to justify all of their “garbage” actions – because Joffery was simply a product of his environment, amirite? #LongLiveKingJoffery Spoilers = yes Subscribe/follow us on iTunes, Stitcher, Soundcloud, Facebook, Twitter and not MySpace.

In this episode we teach you how to properly sabotage a wedding and be an overall terrible wedding guest. Because it’s your life. Not the people who are getting married. Also, we talk a lot about Wells wearing kilts. If that’s not click bait, I don’t know what is. Pls subscribe to us on iTunes

#4 – Fake News, Social Media, And Spaghettisaus by Ben Drain and Wells Thompson

Ever want to perfect your craft as a guitar douche? In this episode we deconstruct the “guitar douche” and give you tips and tricks on how to improve upon what we believe is your best chance of having sexual intercourse with the gender of your desire – the guitar.

We talk with Kayla about her college days and some serious drama that ensues. WARNING: vulgarity and general explicitness also ensues in this episode. You’ve been warned. CHALLENGE: sit down with your whole family and try to make it through to the end. NEXT CHALLENGE: apologize to your whole family. Kayla is a stand-up comedian … Continue reading #2 – Crazy College Stories With Kayla Esmond (Explicit Content) →