Calmedy

It's Super Bowl Sunday, and Calmedy host, Mary Martin, is talking Bengals and Rams till listeners fall asleep. She is also whispering the set list for her first live stand up show in 2022. So tune in, so you can tune out and go to bed. Comedy: set list for Drule Comedy show Triggers: Soft Spoken, whispers, distant crowd at sports gathering Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [05:43] - Whispered jokes and distant crowds noises begin Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

On tonight's episode of Calmedy, Brooklyn gets hit by a biting nor'easter, and host, Mary Martin, underestimates a shovel. This episode launches on one of the last days of January, and I, the host, Mary Martin, just want to congratulate all my listeners for making it this far during a tough time. Love you all. Hard. Comedy: Whispered tweets and retweets Triggers: Soft Spoken, Slow, distant whispers, shovel on snow Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [08:33] - Whispered tweets and shoveling snow begin Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds The featured retweets in this episode belong to... *Meaghan Strickland, Twitter @MeaghanStrick *Dylan Adler, Twitter @DylanAdler6 *John Rosenberger, Twitter @JohnJohnPhenom *Julie Mitchell, Twitter @JuliePoptart Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

The reviews are in (again) and they are a lot bedder than the round of reviews in episode 2 of Calmedy. You see Calmedy, with the help of host Mary Martin's hilarious jokes, are putting people to sleep. And these people said so in earnest, without being fiscally coerced at all. Not one check was put in the mail to entice these listeners to write positive reviews. Not one. Tonight's episode of Calmedy features Mary's newest jokes, whispered. With a backsplash of a gentle ticking clock, to symbolize the slow and painful passing of time. Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, clock ticking Comedy: New jokes Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [10:00] - Whispered jokes, ticking clock trigger begins Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

Calmedy host Mary Mart get's a bad case of the yawns up top, and can't, try as she might, get her hands on this new brand of covid!Then, being hungover from New Years, and from the entire year of 2021 in general, she decides to phone in the intro and just get on with the show. New year, new jokes. The trigger portion of the show will showcase the host whispering her newest jokes, while applying some light tapping to the background to symbolize the tedium of surviving a global pandemic. Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, tapping Comedy: New jokes Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [5:28] - Whispered jokes, tapping begin Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

Calmedy is in deep legal crap. With multiple lawsuits pending, host, Mary Martin, warns listeners not to listen to Calmedy in anywhere outside of bedtime. For doing so could lead to loss of livelihood, limb, or life. As the year comes to an end, and the pandemic winds back up again, Mary is keeping the trigger portion of the show sane and simple by reading tweets of her own, and her esteemed colleagues with a back splash of a crackling fire. Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, crackling fire Comedy: Tweets Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [10:48] - Whispered tweets, leaves Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Featured tweets this episode tweeted by... Eddie Dougrou @didgeridougrou Pamela Ross @pamnotanderson Blair Dawson @urgirlblair Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

Uh, oh. Look out yall. Calmedy, host, Mary Martin, is stricken with the perils of PMS. In this episode, Mary blows minds everywhere by explaining that P.M.S. does NOT mean mensuration, and whispers jokes about P.M.S., periods, and birth control. Triggers: Soft spoken, slow, distant whispers, flowing river Comedy: Stand up jokes Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [7:48] - Wind Down, Intro to triggers [9:54] - Slow, distant whispered jokes, sounds of flowing river Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Link to the Buzzfeed Quiz featured in this episode: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiehenning/which-the-office-character-are-you-based-on-your-3okbe Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

In Calmedy's first Thanksgiving special ever, Mary takes a Buzzfeed quiz, goes OFF on "Big" Turky and whispers jokes about going home for the holidays. Triggers: Soft spoken, whispers, crackling autumn leaves Comedy: Stand up jokes Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [15:51] - Whispered tweets, leaves Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Link to the Buzzfeed Quiz featured in this episode: https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiehenning/which-the-office-character-are-you-based-on-your-3okbe Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

For the records 40 winks is an old timey term for taking a nap. Anywho, in this episode of Calmedy, Mary announces that the Calmedy IG has reached over 100 followers! Wow! And the folks at Instagram sent Calmedy a little congrats gift bag to celebrate. Mary spends the intro banter unboxing the goodies, all of which are filled with caffeine, and virtually unusable for a bedtime podcast. Mary would also like everyone to know, that this was her first time audio engineering the podcast all by herself. Wow, what a big girl! ASMR Triggers featured: Soft Spoken, Crinkling, Tapping, Liquid, Candy Sounds, Whispering, Light Rainfall Comedy featured: Mary read her tweets, as well as her retweets of other cherished and respected comics. Comic's tweets featured in this episode are Rachel McCartney, Twitter @RachelMComedy Julie Mitchel, Twitter @juliepoptart Lizzy Cassidy, Twitter @lizzaster Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [4:30] - Paper Bag crinkle sounds [4:50] - Tea bag crinkle [6:27]- Liquid bottle tapping and sloshing [8:57]- Candy sounds [10:08]- Wind down [13:07]- Tweets and Rainfall begin Audio Engineering by Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Sound FX by Epidemic Sounds and Mary Martin Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

In the pilot episode of Calmedy, host Mary Martin explains just what the heck this podcast is all about. Spoiler alert: It's an ASMR/ comedy podcast, designed to help the listener fall asleep. Because comedy excites and awakens, while ASMR relaxes and disengages, Mary explains how she straddles that seemingly impossible gap between funny enough to be captivating, and boring enough to put you to sleep. ASMR Triggers featured: Soft Spoken, Whispering Comedy featured: Mary reads old, bad tweet, and edits them IRL Time stamps [00:00]- Intro [00:30] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [11:29] - Shout out to editor Ricky Downes [14:17]- Whispering Tweets Audio Engineering by Ricky Downes, follow Ricky at @rickydownesiii Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

A cavalcade of negative reviews comes storming into the Calmedy inbox. Perpetual optimist, and host, Mary Martin, reads through the scathing correspondence and extracts notes of positivity. She then whispers a few of her stand up jokes, with a back splash of gentle, tingle-inducing tapping. ASMR Triggers: Soft spoken, repeated whispers, tapping [00:00] - Intro [00:30] Soft Spoken "Banter" [18:27] Triggers Begin: Whipering, Tapping Audio Engineering by Ricky Downes, follow Ricky at @rickydownesiii Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***

In this very special episode of Calmedy, we go back in time to the first episode of Calmedy ever recorded. During the recording of this primitive and ancient episode, host, and mother of the pod, Mary Martin, is suffering from symptoms of Covid-19. The episode is therefore peppered with little sniffles, coughs, and moments of Covid-brain fog. ASMR Triggers Featured: Soft spoken, slow whispering, COUNTING, candy wrapper crinkle, candy sounds, mouth sounds, deep breathing Comedy featured: One joke with a punchline that lasts for 30 minutes... Timestamps [00:00] - Intro [00:30] - Extended Introduction to the Covid Special [05:32] - Soft Spoken "Banter" [10:31] - Triggers begin: Whispered Counting [15:21] - Mary pops cough drop, candy sounds begin [30:10] - Cough drop desolves, candy sounds end Audio Engineering by Ricky Downes, follow Ricky at @rickydownesiii Cover art by Sallie Smith-Fitch, follow Sallie on IG @salliemander Intro Music by Dan Henig "Sunrise in Paris" Follow Calmedy IG @calmedypodcast Follow host Mary Martin IG @wrestlecrow, Twitter @wrestlecrow Disclaimer: ***- This podcast was created to relax and entertain the listener. As well as induce ASMR euphoria. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here: https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqazRYVWNDLW52cjdrN3JRWG5zNFFSR19pUHVyZ3xBQ3Jtc0tsNUhzbDlITGhQMmgxNnBUcFBSUmVrV0R2ZGVXSk1WZlNub0kyelB6d2locVVPdl9lM0RPTVNyYUNORzZQdFFOT2pfQUR3NmlIRi1pS3htTjJVSkpQeHMwSjZCSEktdXZneGkzQThoU2VmTEREbm1ycw&q=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FAutonomous_sensory_meridian_response (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomo...) -This podcast cannot replace any medication or medical treatment. If you struggle with insomnia, anxiety, or other mental and physical health issues, please talk with you doctor, or other mental health professionals. ***