Drafts on Tap

In this episode of Delta Oscar Tango, returning guest Anthony stops by and we get our spell on. We recorded this back in the Fall, so fingers crossed that they haven't made any changes to the alphabet in since.

We almost called this episode "number 2's", but decided that would be too crappy. This week your humble hosts talk about the oft forgotten supporters, highlighting their subtle effectiveness or their steady delivery of comedic relief.

Don't call it a comeback. Seriously, don't, this episode was recorded last fall, we're just lazy. But we're back, and we're drafting one of the first topics we ever came up with: famous hairdo's. So tighten up that bun or trim that soul patch your mom hates and brace yourself for what you've been missing all quarantine.

They immortalized millions of people's worst moments, and yet brought exhales out of billions nostrils. You watched them a hundred times, and yet they were still comedic gold on viewing 101. Some you laugh with, some you laugh at, but all were confusing and concerning to your parents. So boot up windows vista, lower your standards for what constitutes art, and prepare for the nostalgia you didn't know you know you needed as we draft the top viral videos of all time.

Punctuation you hopefully use it often and yet you never talk about it I mean think about it paragraphs would be really difficult to read without em and they dont get their due So this week we rectify that Plus if you thought youd never hear Paddy sing a song he made up about his sixth grade English teacher think again

You know that friend, the one that rarely talks, or the one that spouts wisdom when drunk, or even the one that nobody knows that well. Yeah, they're on the draft board this week, and so are some of their friends. So pop in those headphones and be the one that listens to podcasts.

If you're looking for expert analysis of your favorite foods from around the world, look elsewhere. If you want to hear the common Midwestern man's inflated opinion on foods he knows less than the average person about, then pop in those ear buds and get ready for a double serving.

This episode is going places, and at various speeds. So strap in, check your mirrors, raise the landing gear, and ignore mixed metaphors. Fair warning: Piggyback riding was snubbed, and we're not happy about it either.

If you're into losers, this is not the episode for you. You play to win the game, and this week we're only talking about those that do it best. This episode has it all: miracles, life announcements, and cheer leading. Not sure what more you could be looking for in a podcast.

DOT here, with the episode you didn't know you were waiting for! For just 3 easy payments of $0, this action packed episode could be swimming through your ear holes. But wait, there's more! If you listen now, we'll ship a cardboard cutout of the shamwow guy to your door! (must pay separate processing and handling)

We dream of a DOT media empire, but for now we'll have to settle for talking about the dot coms that have already done it. If you love millennial lingo and hearing other peoples' opinions about things you scroll through all day long, boy do we have the episode for you!

Gather round the water cooler, shake off that case of the mondays, and get ready to promote some synergy, 'cause we're drafting your favorite office phrases. You hate to love these sayings, yet love to hate them. Maybe telling Brenda that Drafts on Tap ridiculed that thing she says will get her to stop. Can't hurt to try.

This week we're going back to our roots, so snuggle up next to your parents and listen close. We know you don't want to go to bed yet, so listen up to our most soothing reading voices and ride that time machine back to your youth. Spoiler Alert: Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go the **** to sleep" is not featured in this episode, and for that we apologize.

This week on DOT, things get numerical. If you like charming hosts and delightful discourse, count on this episode. Get it? Like COUNT on it? No, you get it.

I would say "spoiler alert", but if you can't figure that out from the title of the episode then this podcast might be too advanced for you. Seriously though, major spoilers in this one: proceed with caution. Also, a dirty word is said repeatedly (don't worry, we bleeped it).

Omg, they did it. Kevin and Paddy finally flex their millennial expertise and say "YOLO, let's draft text acronyms lolololololol". This one will leave you ROFL RN

This episode puts the "Joe" in jokes (hopefully the jokes in it are funnier than that one). We feel confident that this episode will be your cup of joe. Fair warning, Joe Dirt does not get drafted and we're upset too.

Not those natural D's, get your mind out the gutter. This week, your gregarious guides take you on a journey through earth's scariest natural phenomena. Strap in, this could be... disasterous (Cue explosion)

Hop in your time machine and go back to driver's ed with us. We know you cheated on this test at the DMV, so put your cheat sheets away this time. This episode has all kinds of warnings, so no need to issue any in the description.

If podcast theme songs were drafted, we'd try to get the DOT theme song as a third round sleeper. But podcast theme songs are not being drafted. This week's draft is tunes from the tube. This episode contains only slightly more singing than usual, which we hope is disappointing.

Your hosts get meta this week, drafting a topic that is also the amount of time it's been since the last episode. Get in your time machines and buckle up. This one gets heated.

Better late than never, it's the inaugural DOT Christmas Edition. We Ho Ho Hope you enjoy it.

This week in Uzbekistan's favorite comedy draft podcast hosted by people named Kevin and Paddy, we're talking princesses. This episode contains some snubs that may make hardcore Disney fans angry. You have been warned.

Hunker down in your bunker and strap on your tinfoil hats, we're diving down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories. If you're flying to Denver, maybe wait to listen to this one until after you're clear of the airport.

Get excited Dunder Mifflin fans, because your favorite paper company is getting the DOT treatment. Some major characters go undrafted and some supporting players get their moment in the sun. Who's who? Break out your world's greatest boss mug and listen up.

Look at the balls on this episode. Or I guess just listen. America's eighth favorite duo talks the objects that keep sports rolling along as one of the world's favorite pastimes

Hop in your time machine and travel on back to the mysterious world of February, 2018. This week's episode is a previously unaired episode that can be contained no longer. Pretty sure Ebert and Roeper would have given Drafts on Tap an enthusiastic two thumbs up.

We're talking coins. We're talking bills. We're talking... well actually that's it, coins and bills. But rest assured, this episode is money in the bank. As they say: another Drafts on Tap, another dollar.

As a sloganless podcast, Kevin and Paddy search for inspiration from the classics. Slogans can make commercial breaks memorable, and Drafts on Tap can make your commute bearable. Drafts on Tap: Think Different

Your humble hosts are skipping right past heads, shoulders, and knees and going right for the toes (and fingers). This one gets heated so make sure you have protection, namely gloves and socks.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when podcasts use lame jokes for descriptions... and ice cream. This episode is a sherbet to be a good one.

Thou shalt listen to this podcast episode or... well the ten commandments don't list consequences so neither will we. But you should still listen, because why risk being smote?

Although on this Podcast you never need one, this week we're drafting reasons to drink. If "to make it through this podcast" is your reason to drink, cheers.

Take your seats because class is about to get started. This week we all get schooled and a strong dose of nostalgia as the boys pick things you'd find in the classroom. Kevin and Paddy are looking for straight A's, but C's get degrees and nobody's trying to be a hero.

The boys are back in town after a brief hiatus, and it's time to get constitutional. If you like controversy, stay tuned for Paddy's avid defense of bear arms.

In their latest adventure, your heroes take a trip to the dark side and draft bad guys. For optimal listening experience, put on "Be Prepared" from Lion King while you listen.

Say goodbye to your family and grab your rifles, we're going war. Andrew Jackson puts butts in seats, so the audience for this episode should be packed.

Back to the basics with no guest this week, Kevin and the Pad draft board games. Prepare for a good blast of nostalgia and for your hatred of Monopoly to be renewed.

Do you like to get hyped up by anthropomorphised vegetables? Boy, do we have the draft for you. Rhode Island School of Design alumni will love this one.

The title hits the nail on the head this time around as the squad drafts animals that they want to have as pets. Are pumas, cougars, and mountain lions all the same animal?

Kevin and Paddy boogie on in to episode 7 and draft dance moves you see at weddings. If you've always wanted to hear Paddy teach you how to Dougie, don't hold your breath.

Get ready to celebrate. In this epic epi, your hosts are drafting holidays employers don't recognize. April Fools!!! No seriously, it's a holiday draft.

For the 5th time, your hosts embark on a drafting extravaganza. For the first time, they're joined by a guest. Listen as friend of the DOT Pod Doug drafts bodily functions with the guys. This one is nothing to sneeze at.

This week Kevin and Paddy take you back to middle school science class and draft biomes. Critics are saying it's like Planet Earth but better. Does Sir David Attenborough make a guest appearance? Listen to find out.

Paddaroo and Kevin, back at it and drafting antiquated names. Please note that they talk a little louder this episode so Gertrude and Eustace can hear.

Your daring hosts skip the small talk and draft one hit wonders (spoiler: Daniel Powter had a Bad Day)