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In this episode the guys take a moment to think about what it would be like if Sony V had starred in a crossover between horror and porn. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ffsf/support

Brian and Bill read their rendition of the "new" song from 2 Chainz titled "Used 2." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ffsf/support

There aren't many horror movies out there that truly terrify anyone any longer. Movies rely on jump-scares and musical hits to scare folks. However, you know what's truly scary... Horror P0rn. Let's see what's the best of the worst. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ffsf/support

Pour one out for Easy-E AND celebrate the birth of your homie JC at the same time. Brian and Ben read through Easy's Merry Mother Fucking Christmas. Happy Holidays, Everyone! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ffsf/support

America... We've been through a LOT recently. So let's take a trip back and look at American History through the lense of the porn industry. What you find might raise a few eyebrows, or more. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ffsf/support

This reading of Ghetto Poetry from Brian and Third Wheel James, is a sensual number by Chris Brown entitled "Wet The Bed". Bring a towel.

Video games are popular, porn is pretty popular. Why not mix the two? Here is Sonny's attempt at making the magic of video games and porn mesh together. (This has a VERY contentious ending... kinda like porn, really.)

Tonight's reading by Brian and James is Cash Money Millionaires "Project Chick".

Our love of HK Martial Arts movies really shines as we try to come up with a good title for Sonny's foray into this new style of movie.

Bill Returns as the third wheel and he and Brian read Lil B's "Ima Eat Her Ass" as romantically as possible.

Today's episode is a wild one. We look at the classics, the obscure and some relatively new titles in the trade papers world to bring you Sonny V's foray into Comic Books.

What can or do I need to say about this song that isn't conveyed in the title? Brian and Ben do a wonderful job really bringing the lyrics to life here... not like that, though.

As we are edging toward the summer break, why not have an episode of Sonny V that deals directly with this topic. Here is Sonny Velvet's foray into the world of Education.

This episode is dedicated to Brian's wife. As it was her birthday, he wanted to do a little special something for her and that something is reading Prince's "Sexy Mother Fucker". Enjoy, and happy birthday again Brian's wife.

PORN IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!! This episode we take Sonny where no porn has gone before.

Today's lyrical masterpiece comes from the Ying Yang Twinz and is something else. Brian and James were not ready to... well, you know.

Every actor worth their salt has made a western. It's just a right of passage. On this weeks episode we try to figure out what western movie and title would be the best fit for Sonny. We also make a slight change to the "rules" of the game.

We do a session of Sonny Velvet where Sonny has to be a Cop. It's in honor of Samurai Cop which has to be one of the best worst movies ever made.

Today's episode is a doosey, if I do say so myself. Brian and Bill try to read and make any sense out of Busta doing a Jamaican accent and rapping extremely fast about twerking.

In honor of the man that was attempting to barter fast food for sexual favors from a prostitute, today's episode of Sonny Velvet will be "Fast Food". What would titles for Sonny's movies be if he were working in food service? I guess you'll have to listen in and find out.

This weeks episode the boys find themselves elbow deep in the Three 6 Mafia classic "Azz and Tittiez". It's a stirring love song from a man that has deep rooted feelings for ... nah. It's just about butts and boobs.

It's another episode of "America's New Favorite Game" Sonny Velvet we jump right in to playing. Today's topic is Sonny starring in a movie about homeless people. It's a quick episode, and surprised even us.

This episode has Brian and Quinn reading the Kevin Gates love song “Thinking With My Dick”.

In the first video version of Ghetto Poetry, Brian and Bill tackle the funky classic of George Duke's "Dukey Stick". Video of this read is on YouTube here.

In the first full episode of the Sonny Velvet Game we take on the concept of if Sonny made a movie as The Pope. It's a hilarious episode full of sacrilegious enjoyment for the whole family. *please do not listen to the Sonny Velvet show with anyone other than adults with a good sense of humor.

In today's special sexy Valentine's Day Ghetto Poetry, Brian reads the lyrics from Pusha-T's "Money, Pussy, Alcohol". (He incorrectly attributes the song to "The Dream" but he is only featured in this Pusha-T classic.)

In this rare bit of behind the scenes information, Brian and Scott give us the origin story of Sonny Velvet. There's also a large chunk of time devoted to explaining our love of adult film actor Jerry Butler. This literally explains so much.

The very first episode of Ghetto Poetry (before it was even named, really) Brian celebrates "Clitoris Week" by reading from Kelly Rowland's "Kisses Down Low". Enjoy.

In this snippet Brian takes us through the ... motions. Like it or not, his ass is very possessive.

In this episode Brian and Ben sit down in front of a warm fire, listen to some soft piano, and recite the lyrics to Easy-e's "Merry Motherfucking Christmas". Happy holidays, everyone.

Another snippet from a previous show.

The wheels are in motion again. The machine isn't the same, but nevertheless it moves forward.