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This week, Emma Knits, Jordan Sleeps like a baby, and Georgia likes problematic media.

Jordan and Emma have finished Degrassi the Next Generation season 2, and have a lot to say about it. Join them in their discussion about Canada's longest running teen drama in this bonus series in the Girlfriend Girlfriend Ex-Boyfriend Cinematic Universe.

This week, a violent criminal is brought to justice, a Homosexual Angel is dragged to the deepest depths of Tartarus, we find a new Movie Mission, Food Fight is more watchable than Sausage Party, and Vlogging is dead.

The Quarenten Crew Celebrate Halloween by talking about some choice horror movies, horror games, conspiracies, and more. They also contact the spirits, and say goodbye. Intro// This is Halloween ~ Marilyn Manson // Outro// Hallelujah Money ~ Gorillaz ft. Benjamin Clementine.

In this episode, Hannah Montana sees a Grey, Lord Jordan and Emma read scary stories, and Georgia goes away. Intro// Silent Hill Theme ~ Akira Yamaoka // Outro// Promise (Reprise) ~ Akira Yamaoka//

This week on the Halloween Extravaganza, the roommates are joined by special guest, Amber. They discuss satanic rosaries, urban legends, zombies, and their first horror experience. Intro// The Legend 2007 ~ Steve Cook // Outro// Mothman True Story 1966-1967 ~ Michael Kowalski

In this special bonus episode from the Quarenten Podcast, Jordan and Emma discuss their new television obsession. Degrassi the Next Generation. Is it bad, or is it brilliant? Both hosts feel differently, but love the show all the same. Join us in the journey down the rabbit hole of Canadian teen drama in the first installment of a bonus series by the Quarenten Qrew.

This week on our 5 week Halloween spooktacular, we talk about witchcraft and devilry most foul. But Georgia refuses to do a spell on the air for us. Intro// Marie LaVeau ~ Bobby Bare // Outro// The Devil's Sonata ~ Giuseppe Tartini

The roommates are looking for a new place to live in the first of five Halloween themed episodes.  Intro// Toccata in Fugue // Outro// Grim Grinning Ghosts

Happy New Year from the Quarenten Podcast. On this Rosh Hashanah edition, we don't really talk much about Rosh Hashanah. Muscular men are drinking tit milk, some Ninjas get robbed, and Emma is doing a crossword. Intro// Dip Your Apple ~ Fountainheads // Outro// Komm Susser Tod ~ ARIANNE

The Roommates have no AC, they are basting in their own juices and their minds are wibbly wobbly. In this free form jazz style episode, Jana can't make ze sex, a chicken is horribly murdered, Jordan reveals some cringe personal history, people know when you shit in Shibuya, and we take more audience questions. Intro// Una Rumba Por Aqui ~ Gipsy Kings // Outro// Talking that shit ~ Lamar Hall & Jeff Williams

This week the roommates discuss the Mid-Western Strain of Covid-19, Gwyneth Paltrow's smells good, we subscribe to a Boston man's stream, and a noble cat retires. Intro// Cake ~ The Distance // Outro// BearSloth ~ Lay it on me Brotha'

This week, the roommates tackle the topic of coulrophobia, the Scottish Language is dead and a Brony killed it, Jordan is never gonna dance again, Football players dump piss on their coaches after a win, and we answer your questions. Outro// Mercury in Retrograde ~ Sturgill Simpson //

This week, the roommates follow up on a previous thought, trees are being murdered in Pakistan, Emma keeps taking us on depressing sidebars, a con man in Christchurch is basically getting free money, and Jordan's scalp in tingly. Intro// King Crimson ~ I talk to the Wind // Outro// The Reaper Tears ~ Yurrrp

On the roommate's tenth episode, they delve into the realm of finance, people don't know how to fuck, a Fox is Fashion Forward, and two Jedi Warriors descend on and anti mask rally in Toronto. Intro// Break Stuff ~ Limp Bizkit // Outro// Zorba the Greek ~ John Murphy and David Hughes

This week on the Quarenten podcast, an Indian mans dreams are stifled, Ontario sees their own Pink Flamingos, The Yamaguchi- Gumi gang can no longer be sweet, Al Johnson scores a Supreme Court Victory, a very insensitive psychiatrist is reprimanded, ancient aliens? And the roommates have hot new sex advice. Intro// Robyn Turns 26 ~ Pavement // Outro// Time (You and I) ~Khruangbin

This week, all the roommates are together again at last for the first time ever. They play two games, learn some diet tips, Thwart a potential serial killer, and discuss the tragic story of a victim. Intro// Solid Gold ~ Dionne Warwick //  Outro// The Power of Love ~ Air Supply

Still missing G-Unit, Jordan and Emma play a game, a mythological creature is proven real, I married a cylinder, Elephants hate the Disco, The Moon has been hexed, pub attendants are cattle, and a man takes a bite out of crime. Intro// Candy Dulfer ~ Saxuality // Outro// The Maniac Agenda - The Stains of Time

The roommates are down one roommate this week. Jordan and Emma find a new show to binge, Germans have a major accident in the bathroom, tiddy jiggling is at an all time low, and both of you are the burglar. Intro// Aalon ~ Rock n' Roll Gangster // Outro// Ranko ~ Summer

This week, Georgia has a shocking revelation, Canadian Tire has too many potatoes, a man has a good excuse for speeding, a Peacock and his polycule assault and old woman, two young souls find love in a car crash, North Korean Rabbits are fucking like Rabbits, and the Roommates learn to scream inside their hearts. Intro// Q Lazarus ~ Goodbye Horses // Outro// Grouplove ~ Bojack Horseman Credits Song

On this jam packed midnight edition of the Quarenten Podcast, the roommates talk about Monstrous Bubble Butts, where the dick ends and the shit begins, the most hack detective in fiction, Super Meth Gators, and piping hot noodles on a young girl's hoodie. Intro// Style ~ Club 69 // Outro// Legs ~ Naomi Smalls

The roommates are recording at night, discussing bio-organic lawn mowers, cannibalism and delicious people, dubious medical procedures, and general late night chit chat. Intro// Candy Dulfer ~ First in Line // Outro// Sly and the Family Stone ~ Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

This week, the room mates discuss urethral sounding, machete sex fantasies, and very comfy pillows with special guest and Discord All-Star, Amber. Intro// Princess Vitarah ~ Do You Eat Ass? // Outro// Cheri Houston the Goddess ~ Wash Ya Ass Hoe

On the debut episode of Quarenten, Jordan, Emma, and Georgia discuss limited burgers, sustainable farming, Harley Quinn, and More Famous Jordans. Intro: Toshiki Kodomatsu ~ 52nd Street // Outro: Yes ~ I've Seen All Good People [Live]