How To Be A Miserable Failure

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Join the Miserable Failure crew as they discuss their latest stay in the nut house, and their bestselling book "How To Be A Miserable Failure" (it's truly terrible and NOT worth your $$$)...BUY IT HERE www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/book --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After being released from jail for the holidays, these two miserable failures do what they do best on Christmas, get shit faced in their panel van! Happy New Year!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and will attempt to steal your underwear...  Tonight is a special night for Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty.  After years of effort, their "scratch off lottery" strategy FINALLY pays off, and now it's time to celebrate!  There's liquor kegs, frightened prostitutes, and a pornographic marching band.SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Kim's Pornographic Marching Band (as always, you did NOT disappoint)-Cheb's Heart Attack Pizza (we are now fully clogged...wonderful job)-Librarian Mindy Reynolds (we had no idea the internet did something besides porn) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should NEVER be around small animals, or open flames...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they broadcast LIVE from their 2nd home, County Jail Cellblock #4!  There's "prison wallets," puking, and a large shit explosion.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead):www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.comSPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Randy Nash (we WILL fix your bike tire)-Uncle Gary's Back Cream (also makes great lube)-Busted Bill's Liquor Store & Produce Stand (thanks for the gin lettuce) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and should be jailed for a long, long, longtime...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they host the annual Miserable Failure Awards! There's madness, mayhem, and lots of losers.Get your PANEL VAN LIFE WEAR HERE (dickhead): www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/merch  www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Elk's Lodge #409 (sorry about the damages)-Terry (you know who you are...please return Mr. Snyder's pride)-Cruze Grape Soda (the fastest route to cavities we've ever mixed with vodka) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and smell really, really, really bad...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they FINALLY work a real job (if you consider working to be drinking & sleeping). There's "home alone" traps, a shitty intern, and lots of broken glass. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Double D's Erotic Museum (please put signs up saying that's NOT allowed)-Muscle Cream Ladies Club (we wouldn't pay us either)-Larry Frankford (we have your poodle, send $1MILLON, paypal, NOW) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two are actual Miserable Failures, and they TOTALLY suck (at everything)...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they interview potential new interns they'll never pay (of course), and plan to abuse daily (of course). There's an obstacle course, bad language, and lots of intense pain. www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com (visiting our terrible website is a bad idea...) www.howtobeamiserablefailure.com/mug (buying our mug is an even worse idea...) SPECIAL EPISODE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS:-Dancing Beaver Bar & Grill (sorry about your bathroom)-Lucy Dartmouth (your purse is behind the dumpster)-Barbecue Jim (that's what happens when you smoke to close to the pump, moron) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two dirt balls are actual Miserable Failures, and they CONSTANTLY leak pus...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they "cash in" at the bank (i.e. donate sperm, body hair, etc.).  There's awkward masturbation, bartering over the price of bodily fluids, and heavy drinking. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will increase penis size (oops, we meant tumor).  These two buttheads are actual Miserable Failures, and they almost never wipe...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they hold their semi-quarterly Miserable Failure Board Meeting.  There's breast milk addiction, finger collections, and a brown windowless panel van running out of room. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will destroy your life.  These two shit bags are actual Miserable Failures, and they're contagious...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they travel in their brown windowless panel van to the "11th Annual Beer-Brat-Cheese-&-Cabbage Festival."  There's sex, hobo fights, and occasional heart burn. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will lead to job loss and divorce.  These two burnouts are actual Miserable Failures, and they're currently violating parole...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they travel to their "home away from panel van" for a night in the trailer park. There's angry midgets, adult carnival games, and broken dreams. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will lead to intense, lifelong, regret.  These two crap sacks are actual Miserable Failures, and they're proud of it...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they party the Miserable Failure way (in a free health clinic alley).  There's infections, dumpster chicken, and dirty panel van sex. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will hurt (not help) you.  These two dumb asses are actual Miserable Failures, and they're ALWAYS intoxicated...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty on their annual Bigfoot hunt/vacation in the woods.  There's heavy drug use, bladder issues, and broken glory holes. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WARNING: This podcast will itching and mild hallucinations.  These two rim jobs are actual Miserable Failures, and (of course) refuse to bathe...  Join Mr. Snyder & The Monty as they broadcast LIVE from Henderson Middle School.  There's large amounts of booze, a mascot who may now have brain damage (fingers crossed), and lots of "learning." --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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