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Patrick Nielander has spent nearly 40 years in the field of Law Enforcement.  Seven years of Federal Court experience (CSO, Special Deputy US Marshal) and five years as the District Supervisor (CSO Program, JSD7/SIN, District 28).   Served as the Assistant Section Commander for the Medical Department of the Marion County Jail, Indianapolis, Indiana. Responsible for over 3,000 inmates.   Have acquired police patrol experience, correctional healthcare experience, and business management experience.   Previously a Law Enforcement Officer (Sgt., Retired) at the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department • Marion County Sheriff's Department (Merged Police Departments) and Indianapolis International Airport (Sgt.)   Have held the position of Assistant Branch Manager for Airport Security serving a national security company at the Indianapolis International Airport. Served as adjunct faculty in the criminal justice program of a national university.  His father and Uncle Gary have been elders in the United Church of God, with whom I have become well-acquainted in my ministry.   We discuss thought-provoking issues about living in and being responsible in an unjust world.  

Gary reminisces about Nebraska baseball on a day like this.

Live from a stack of DEI-hating lead independent directors dipped in milk chocolate, it's an all-new Whacky Wednesday edition of Business Pants. Joined by Analyst-Hole Matt Moscardi! On today's Twizzler-shaped proxy voting policy called February 12th 2025: Biz Nuggets!Our show today is being sponsored by Free Float Analytics, the only platform measuring board power, connections, and performance for FREE.DAMION1DEIIn our 'Hey Ma, Civil Rights Hurts My Back! And Equal Rights Gave Me a Stomach Ache!I quit! Tell Dad!' headline of the week. Diversity Is No Longer a Factor for Assessing US Boards, Proxy Adviser ISS Says*************** In our 'White Men Have Scarier Lawyers' headline of the week. Goldman Sachs ends IPO diversity policy citing legal developments*************** In our 'Are they Atrophied and Unprepared enough to Ignore this Study?' headline of the week. Microsoft Study Finds AI Makes Human Cognition “Atrophied and Unprepared”*************** In our 'ISS Borrows "Mission Accomplished" banner from George W. Bush' headline of the week. Proxy Advisory Firm ISS Removes DEI Factors from Voting Recommendations for U.S. Boards*************** In our 'The Dilemma Is Do We Actually Give a Shit or Were We Merely Pretending to Give a Shit?' headline of the week. There is a DEI dilemma taking place across Corporate America*************** MeritocracyIn our 'The Meritocracy is Plastic' headline of the week. In a move to ‘Back to plastic,' Trump bans paper straws*************** In our 'The Meritocracy Is Super Duper Confusing, says a College Dropout Dude' headline of the week. Mark Zuckerberg warned employees to prepare for an ‘intense year.' He just laid off 3,600 workers—including some who claim they got glowing reviews*************** MATT1In our 'ISS added, "we also feel that voting recommendations on the basis of performance, skills, knowledge, fit, usefulness, age, height, ability to tie shoes, or familiarity with modern technology are unneccesary and potentially discriminatory against 85 year old Uncle Gary and will no longer be a part of our assessment."' headline of the week. ISS drops race, gender from U.S. proxy votingIn our 'ISS added, "future assessments will no longer refer to predators, as that is disrespectful to the predators from the movie series Predator."' headline of the week. Macy's calls Diddy 'an equal opportunity sexual predator' in bid to be dropped from sexual assault lawsuitIn our 'ISS added, "our policy has also changed to ignore legal cases in favor of diversity as material, as we feel someone might disagree with a law and that would be awkward for our clients."' headline of the week. Companies like Costco have a strong legal case for keeping DEIIn our 'ISS added they will also be ignoring wildfires, sea level rise, drought, famine, floods, mudslides, tornadoes, hurricanes, communicable disease, and the puppy dog eyes of children dying of famine in future reports.' headline of the week. S.E.C. Moves to Kill Climate Disclosure RuleIn our 'ISS added, "Yes, we bought one."' headline of the week. Shopify takes down Ye website selling swastika shirts after Super Bowl adIn our 'Our new advisor to the board, Nelson Peltz, as advised we rebrand our inclusion program as "black people should most be cast as drug dealers", but we chose "Reapplying Yesterday's Comedic Racism"' headline of the week. Disney drops controversial ‘Reimagine Tomorrow' program as company pairs back DEI initiativesDAMION2In our 'Headline Prefers Nouns Over Names Because Names Are TMI' headline of the week. 3M CEO Named New Chairman of the Board*************** In our 'Greedy Airline CEOs Want In on Budding Oligarchy' headline of the week. Major airlines urge Trump administration to abandon passenger compensation review*************** In our 'The other half is being donated to AI's world domination ensuring the need for half their wealth to be donated…' headline of the week. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and Husband Pledge to Donate Half Their Wealth*************** In our '"Trump moves to halt $5B EV-charging program" because Nobody is gonna buy a car, They are gonna buy helicopters and private jets' headline of the week. Trump blasts WFH policies: ‘Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, playing tennis, playing golf'*************** In our 'We'll all be dead soon and first class tickets don't grow on trees so leave me alone' headline of the week. BP set to scale back green investments as profits drop sharply*************** In our 'Reid Hoffman doesn't want his son's pivot to vegetarianism to mean fewer cheeseburgers' headline of the week. Reid Hoffman doesn't want Big Tech's pivot from fact-checking to mean more misinformation*************** In our 'You had me at Unequal Shareholder Rights' headline of the week. How Unequal Shareholder Rights Influence Proxy Voting Outcomes and Corporate Governance*************** MATT2In our 'When you say something is as "strong as ever", and "ever" was "never", do you mean "as strong as never"?' headline of the week. JPMorgan's CFO says succession planning for CEO Jamie Dimon is ‘strong as ever'In our 'When we said "hiring", we mean "stealing", and by "thousands", we mean "your shit."' headline of the week. Elon Musk's xAI plans massive hiring spree of thousands to train Grok, employees sayIn our 'Kimbal Musk sells Tesla stock worth about $28 million as Elon's brother cashes in on rally since Trump's victory' headline of the week. Wave of Vandalism and Protests Hit TeslaIn our 'High school white male accuses middle school white male of insecurity' headline of the week. Sam Altman says former friend Elon Musk isn't a happy guy: ‘Probably his whole life is from a position of insecurity'In our 'In fairness, Kimbal Musk can only complete 29%' headline of the week. OpenAI's DeepResearch can complete 26% of ‘Humanity's Last Exam' — a benchmark for the frontier of human knowledgeIn our 'Finally, a white male CEO gets a chance without the oppression of rules, laws, and social norms' headline of the week. 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It's the most wonderful time of the year—when you're permitted (and strongly encouraged) to sip eggnog and pretend you forgot that embarrassing childhood performance of “Jingle Bells” on your parents' camcorder. But guess what? We didn't forget. And we're bringing you something just as classic and cringey—a rerun from two Christmases ago! Join us as we sleigh-ride back in time to an episode packed with questionable decisions and awkward outcomes, like what happens when you attempt to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright or why we should never fiddle about with the weather. It's our Christmas gift to you—and the best part? You can re-gift it guilt-free to your friends, family, or that random coworker who keeps forwarding you cat memes. So, don your ugly sweater, grab a candy cane (or something much stronger), and tune in for a holly-jolly re-gifted serving of The Shallow End. No matter how you celebrate, at least you'll have this greatest hit to amuse you while Uncle Gary attempts his 47th retelling of “The Night Before Christmas.” Merry Reruns! If you would like to advertise on The Shallow End with Schnebly and Toth, contact  advertising@airwavemedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode I spoke with alternative comedian Lillian Wenker who talked about Uncle Gary, a hunger for alternative comedy, clown school and cling-film hands. Lil Wenker: Bangtail at Soho Theatre Instagram @not.little.wenker chekhovsgum.com The Comedy Nerd Instagram @The ComedyNerd thecomedynerd.com Comedy in a Nutshell Instagram @ComedyInANutshell comedyinanutshell.podbean.com

Uncle Gary and Uncle Nick gives fans advice on how to not be a Richard.

Uncle Gary has advice for you and the kids about where not to put things.

This week's host, Ryan Foland, is joined by Gary Schmitz to chat endless adventures thanks to chartering catamarans. “Uncle Gary” has sailed all around the world and is a huge fan of sailing and racing with friends and family. Hear the perks of hitting the seas on other people's boats, the delights of chartering, the ideal group size for a charter, how to pack for a trip around the world, and everything from feeding sharks to sailing with dolphins. Learn more about Ryan at Ryan.Online

VINTAGE episode from s4, e5 - P2: The American Dream, Uncle Gary, a mother f#&*+cker of a harvest, Santa Barbara wine country and interview with Jessica Gasca, owner & winemaker, the Story of Soil. ON THE ROAD with MR CA WINE is about California's cool, aspirational lifestyle and awesome wines hosted by Chuck Cramer, a California native, living in London and is the Director of European sales & marketing, Terlato Wines. This is a wine journey covering the hottest topics in the world of California wine, chatting along the way with the key influencers in the industry who makeit all happen. This week's episode includes an interview with Jessica Gasca, owner & winemaker, the Story of Soil.  

Dale Earnhardt Jr. sits down with longtime NASCAR crew chief Paul Andrews to learn more about his journey from being a vacuum repairman to a Cup championship-winning team leader. After being raised by his grandparents in Louisiana, Paul found his way to St. Louis where he reconnected with his mother and took a job working at his stepfather's motel as a maintenance person. When he was working on a vacuum cleaner one day, he went to the local O.K. Vacuum store where he connected with Rusty Wallace, his father Russ, and Uncle Gary, and soon after took a job with the company. Along with this new role of employment came the opportunity to work in Rusty's race shop after hours, and Paul began traveling with Rusty as he found his footing in the short-track late model and NASCAR worlds.Once Wallace went full-time NASCAR Cup racing in 1984, Paul again found himself in Louisiana, this time running Rusty's sportsman late model program. Paul temporarily retired from the sport in 1986, but it wasn't long before he took a call from up-and-comer Alan Kulwicki, establishing one of the hardest-working duos in the Cup garage. The team would overcome the odds and bring home the 1992 Cup season championship. After Alan's untimely passing in a 1993 plane crash, the team was bought out by Geoff Bodine, and Paul would spend a couple of years honoring his late friend before moving on to other endeavors with Kranefuss-Penske, Dale Earnhardt Inc., Petty Enterprises, and Michael Waltrip Racing. Today, Paul can be found taking it easy, managing his various properties and moonlighting from time to time as a crew chief for JR Motorsports' late model stock program, working with Dale Jr. when he gets behind the wheel for short track competition. 

Looking for a fun, family vacation this summer? Uncle Gary has you!

Introduction: Minutes 0 to 6:00 I met our Celebitchy Zoom group in person! I talk about my friend's tiny dog. Chandra had an encounter with a Great Dane. Royals: Minutes 6:00 to 24:00 Our last episode, #171, was two weeks ago. We had just seen the video of Princess Kate revealing that she had cancer and was undergoing chemotherapy. We were hit with over a hundred comments from new accounts all saying variations of the same thing right after that video was released. Christopher Bouzy has called out the bots on Twitter. The NY Times published an article in early 2020 about the then-Cambridges buying Instagram bot followers. In podcast #170 we talked about the Mother's Day frankenphoto. Major photo and news agencies issued a kill order for that photo. In light of that, and the very bizarre and obviously not Kate market video released by the Sun and TMZ, some people have questioned the video of Kate announcing her cancer. We wonder what's happening and Chandra has no theories. The video was filmed by BBC studios and we haven't heard many details about it. There were thinkpieces in the Washington Post and the NYT about the conspiracies. Getty images put editor's notes on the photo and video and refused to comment further about it. Last week one of the biggest royal stories was about how the Middletons are so broke they didn't even pay the insolvency firm that restructured their business, Party Pieces, when they sold it and went into bankruptcy. It's clear that the press has been given the go-ahead to go after the Middletons. There were multiple stories about this. Uncle Gary's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother underlined that the Middletons are broke. The British press always invents some new thing the Sussexes have to go to. There's a ceremony for Invictus's anniversary in May in London. England also wants to host Invictus in 2027, but hopefully Harry will not fall for that. Charles is also said to have invited the Sussexes to Balmoral this summer. Other major stories are about how the monarchy is now way too slimmed-down and how Beatrice and Eugenie need to be working royals to pick up the slack. We're also hearing BS about how Meghan supposedly got between Kate and Harry because they were so close before Meghan came around, which sounds like royal fan fiction. Harry wrote in Spare that he barely saw William and Kate. Harry has a wife whom he adores and this storyline is offensive. I like what Chandra wrote about the press in her piece about Peter Philips being unlucky in love. The palace comms departments are quiet and the royal rota has been left to make up storylines. We also heard that William was seen at a pub in Norfolk with Carole Middleton! Comments of the Week: Minutes 24:00 to end Chandra's COTW is from Brassy Rebel on the post about Beatrice and Eugenie covering Hello. My COTW is from Samuel Whiskers on the post about loofahs harboring bacteria. Thanks for listening bitches!  

THIS IS A AUDIO ONLY SAMPLE OF THE PODCAST EP 173 Full episode in the Patreon. On today's show, I tell you the deep dive information on how Miley Cyrus‘s mom, Tish Cyrus ended up with her daughter, Noah Cyrus‘s boyfriend, as her husband! I will show  you how this would devastate, Noah Cyrus and I can't believe how selfish her mother is.  I can't wait to hear your thoughts after  I tell you what I found out! We then go through the latest gossip and receipts to do with the Kate, Middleton mystery because I'm obsessed. We listen to all of Uncle Gary's receipts and I tell you about him too.  I share my theory and proof with you and then I tell you the only 5 things it could be so you can see what your theory is? We end the show  with the new Real Housewives of NJ (RHONJ) trailer that just dropped and we do a gossip refresh and go through the highlights of which include allegations about many relationships breaking up that we thought were solid. We also hear that Teresa Giudice finance might be in jeopardy. I will go over some of the highlights with you and tell you some more gossip to get you ready for the May 5, 2024 season 14 show!  And I'll give you some fun announcements for the next few weeks. I have a special message for your week at the very end ;) just for you!Link to Full episode: https://www.patreon.com/DishingDramaWithDanaWilkeySupport the showDana is on Cameo!Get Dishing Drama Dana Merch!https://represent.com/store/dishing-drama-dana-wilkeyFollow Dana: @Wilkey_Dana$25,000 Song - Apple Music$25,000 Song - SpotifyTo support the show and listen to full episodes, become a member on PatreonTo learn more about sponsorships, email DDDWpodcast@gmail.comDana's YouTube Channel

Uncle Gary's starts the new year with advice for the kids, who no longer like going on.

It is with heavy heart that we say...we hope nobody needed our advice BEFORE Thanksgiving because technology said not this year, fam. However, this year's Turkey Day episode was saved, it's here and just in time to keep you from falling into a leftover-tryptophan coma. We're also sharing a couple must-watch comedy specials that will actually make you LOL, unlike your creepy Uncle Gary's jokes at the dinner table. _______________________________ Get 15% off at UncommonGoods.com/FAMOUS Control body odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off of your starter pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code FAMOUS at lumedeordorant.com! #lumepod Get your first visit for only $5 by using code FAMOUS at Apostrophe.com/FAMOUS _______________________________ Need advice? Wondering if you're the asshole or just need to vent? Call or text into the hotline: 919-867-6776 Follow your hosts at @spencersaidso and @justmewendyv INSTAGRAM TIKTOK TWITTER

Princess Kate would never write a book...that's not very Royal. But her Uncle Gary might, and that could be messy for Meghan.Meanwhile, Prince WIlliam gets ready for his big Earthjshoit Prize Gala thing with celebrities and stuff!This show is part of the Spreaker Prime Network, if you are interested in advertising on this podcast, contact us at https://www.spreaker.com/show/4522904/advertisement

Uncle Gary is here to give you back to school advice.

Must listen info for you to keep your stuff safe and hygienic in your hotel room.

Uncle Gary gives you life changing burger advice.

Uncle Gary gives more advice on what to do and where not to go during the CWS..

Uncle Gary wants to help our visitors have a good time in Omaha.

Uncle Gary has some advice for you, if you're going to a baseball game in the near future.

Uncle Gary gives Iowa and Iowa State student athletes some friendly advice.

In Chapter 21 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses Revelation 13 and the two Beasts. Futurists often appeal to this passage as proof of an "Antichrist" in the "soon to come" end times. But is it really...?

Futurists claim that events in Bible prophecy are "soon" to happen based on current events. What they fail to point out is that the Bible itself makes the same claim about events in the first century. So who's right? Modern interpreters of the New Testament or the NT writers themselves? In Chapter 18 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton takes the NT writers at their word and shows that the book of Revelation was fulfilled in the cataclysmic events of the first century.

Chapter 17 of Paradise Restored is about how to understand the signs of symbols of the book of Revelation. David Chilton also addresses the need for understanding the Old Testament, as well as the ethical dimension of Bible prophecy. Listen in as Gary discusses this and much more.

In Chapter 15 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses the biblical term "the day of the Lord" and what is left to happen eschatologically. Was all biblical prophecy fulfilled in AD 70, or is there more to transpire? What about the Second Coming? Listen to today's episode to learn more.

Uncle Gary gives the kids dating advice.

Uncle Nick joins Uncle Gary in doling out Monday morning advice.

Chapter 14 of Paradise Restored is called "The Restoration of Israel" and deals with Romans 11 and God's future plans for Israelites and genetic Jews. All Israel will be saved, but this does not mean that every Jew will be saved. Listen now to learn more about this very important topic.

In Chapter 13 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses the biblical understanding of the "last days" and proves, from the Bible itself, that these days have already come and gone. Peter, Paul, the book of Hebrews, and many other New Testament writings make it clear that the "last days" were fulfilled in the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70.

In Chapter 12 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses "antichrist" and what the Bible actually says about this topic. Contrary to much modern belief, the Bible doesn't teach that there is a single shadowy figure known as "The Antichrist" that will take over the world in an apocalyptic future known only to science fiction. Listen to this episode to learn more what the Bible actually does say about "antichrist."

Cosmic and universal language is all over the Bible, especially the Old Testament. Language that most commentators, even futurists, recognize as referring to events in Israel's history thousands of years ago, is suddenly given strange Planet Earth-destroying interpretations when encountered in the New Testament. In this episode, Gary discusses Chapter 11 of David Chilton's Paradise Restored.

After a discussion about Earth Day and biblical stewardship of the earth and natural resources, Gary discusses Chapter 10 of Paradise Restored, which is "The Great Tribulation." Too often, modern readers of the Bible interpret the Bible as if it was written directly to them, but David Chilton makes the point that the Bible—and eschatology in particular—must be interpreted in the terms of the original audience.

In Chapter 9 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses the historic ending of the Old Covenant era with the destruction of the temple in AD 70. God sent prophets to Israel over and over again, culminating in the sending of His Son, Jesus. When the chief priests and Pharisees demanded Jesus’ execution they filled up the measure of God’s wrath and guaranteed the end of their manmade kingdom.

In Chapter 8 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses what it means that Christ is King and ruling in His Kingdom. Like a stone that becomes a mountain and like a seed that becomes a tree, Jesus' Kingdom is growing and increasing day-by-day. Jesus is seated on His throne and is ruling at the Father's right hand right now. With His atoning Death and subsequent Resurrection, Jesus has bound the strong man (Satan) and is plundering his house. It's Kind of a Funny Story article here: https://americanvision.org/posts/it-s-kind-of-a-funny-story/

Uncle Gary is here to give you your daily advice.

In Chapter 7 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses the fiery Glory Cloud that led Israel through the desert during the Exodus. The cloud was a theophany of the Holy God Himself and has important and significant attributes that we should recognize when we read the rest of the Bible. It was both a Guide and a Protection for the wandering Israelites… and for us today.

In Chapters 5 and 6 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton discusses the importance, and the biblical theology, of animals, trees, and land. Modern Christianity often has a worldview that more closely resembles Gnosticism, being skeptical of property and physical blessings. But everything God creates and gives to His people are a lesson about how to live and take dominion in God’s world.

The Garden of Eden was located on a mountain. Moses received and gave the law on a mountain. Jesus, the new Moses, gave His law from a mountain. Mountains and minerals are very important in the Bible. David Chilton discusses both of these in Chapter 4 of Paradise Restored.

In Chapter 3 of Paradise Restored, David Chilton writes: “Salvation restores man to his original calling and purpose, and guarantees that man’s original mandate—to exercise dominion under God over the whole earth—will be fulfilled.” Conversion is the first step in the process, not the process itself. Biblical salvation is for the whole man and the whole earth through the process of discipleship; it’s not just about making converts. Get the book here: https://store.americanvision.org/products/paradise-restored-a-biblical-theology-of-dominion

Interpreting the Bible properly requires a familiarity with the entire canon of Scripture, both the Old and New Testaments. Nowhere does biblical interpretation get more fantastic (and weird) than in the area of Bible prophecy. In this episode, Gary continues talking about David Chilton’s book, Paradise Restored, and how it points us in the right direction of interpreting the Bible on its own terms. Get the book here: https://store.americanvision.org/products/paradise-restored-a-biblical-theology-of-dominion

Part One of David Chilton’s book Paradise Restored is titled “The Hope.” Gary discusses what true biblical hope looks like, as well as how singing the Psalms fits into an eschatology of victory. Christianity’s sure hope is rooted in the promises of God and the progression of the Gospel as it makes its way from the Garden to the City. Get the book here: https://store.americanvision.org/products/paradise-restored-a-biblical-theology-of-dominion

The parable of the vineyard owner that Jesus tells to the Pharisees and the chief priests is recorded in all three synoptic Gospels. The parable is both a condemnation of these leaders of Israel as well as a short summary of Old Testament history. It is essentially biblical history in 60 seconds.

A high level of expectancy fills the early pages and events of the New Testament Gospels. Herod, the Magi, Anna, Simeon, and "all of Jerusalem"—to name but a few—were all eager and expecting God to act. Thanks in part to the prophecies in Daniel and other prophets, Jerusalem was on edge before and after Jesus' birth. As we say goodbye to 2022 and welcome 2023, Christians need to be reminded that God is always "doing something," and to keep our own high level of expectancy and hope.

The incarnation is proof that God listens to His people. The incarnation is proof that God is with us. The incarnation is proof that God follows through on His promises. The incarnation IS the consolation and redemption of Israel. Jesus is King NOW; He has the victory NOW. And if you are in Christ, it means that you have a present and victorious King NOW. Read the article here: https://americanvision.org/posts/waiting-for-a-savior/

One from the archives. Many people get bent out of shape when they see ‘Xmas’ or ‘X-Mas.’ They think it’s a way of removing Jesus Christ from Christmas. Every year you see the signs and the bumper stickers saying, "Put Christ back into Christmas" as a response to this substitution of the letter X for the name of Christ. Nothing could be further from the truth. Read Gary's article here: https://americanvision.org/posts/does-xmas-take-christ-out-of-christmas/

The Bible tells ONE story through its 66 books. Scripture is analogous to itself, that is, the Bible is entirely consistent within itself. There are no contradictions. So the best interpreter of the Scripture is the Scripture itself. The New Testament is the best commentary on the Old Testament, and the Old helps us to better understand the New. Interpreting the Bible takes work, but we must read Scripture in light of other Scripture.

Gary discusses several Old Testament passages and how they fit with New Testament prophecies. All biblical language must be interpreted in light of how it's used elsewhere in the Bible. Context, time, and previous usage must be taken into consideration to properly discern what the Bible is saying. The basic principles of hermeneutics should always direct how we read and understand the prophetic passages of the Bible.

Part Two. When it comes to Bible prophecy, we are often playing on a chessboard that’s been set up by a group of competitors and with pieces that can move only in terms of their rules. This means that before there can be a discussion of any type of millennialism, there must be an evaluation of passages that seemingly discount each one. The prophetic board must be swept clean before any of the so-called millennial positions can be discussed. Get the free outline here: https://store.americanvision.org/products/clearing-the-prophetic-chessboard-study-notes