IMPROPHECY - An Improvised Prophecy

This week's pod of wonder Pat and Jon discuss the big question! Or questions in general… are they helpful? Is there a place for them within Improv? That's right, we've made it all the way to Q and that can mean only one thing.* So, once more we delve into the wonderful world of Improv hoping to find some answers along the way! Improphecy *you try thinking of an Improv word that begins with Q and isn't questions. question /ˈkwɛstʃ(ə)n/ noun 1. a sentence worded or expressed so as to elicit information."we hope this podcast has been helpful in answering your improv questions" 2. a matter requiring resolution or discussion."the question of local government funding worried all artists, all of the time"
 verb 1. ask (someone) questions, especially in an official context."four men were being questioned about the killings, one of them was looking pretty shifty off you ask me" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

This weeks instalment of Improphecy, the improvised podcast is clear, direct and to the point. As it would be a fairly obvious thing to do at some point in this blurb, I will introduce this weeks letter ‘O'. The next most obvious step is letting you know that this week ‘O' is for Obvious. When listening to the podcast please ensure you…ummm…listen, you can stop listening once the podcast has finished, I let you get on, it's all pretty… obvious… stuff. Enjoy! Obviously! Platform /ˈplatfɔːm/ (Those with little time in their busy schedule may wish to skip to 7) noun 1. 
a raised level surface on which people or things can stand."there are viewing platforms where visitors can see more the the back of the crowds head"
 2. the declared policy of a political party or group."seeking election on a platform of low taxes” (all retch and no vomit) 3. a raised structure along the side of a railway track where passengers get on and off trains at a station."he walked along Platform 2, he swears he just saw something very strange in between platform 9-10" 4. a raised structure standing in the sea from which oil or gas wells can be drilled or regulated."offshore platforms, free from law and rules but pretty lonely" 5. a raised structure or orbiting satellite from which rockets or missiles may be launched."the launch platform" 6. a standard for the hardware of a computer system, which determines what kinds of software it can run. 7. an opportunity to voice one's views or initiate action."the initiation will provide a platform for the improvised scene, it will be obvious" 8. 
a shoe with very thick soles."a pair of chunky platforms" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

This part of the blurb is when you ‘the listener' find out what this weeks instalment of Improphecy has to offer...obviously. This second sentence follow the first and let's you know that this week the letter is O...which is you following the episodic pattern is fairly...well...obvious. So listen up because listening will ensure you are hearing, I should have to tell you that, it's fairly...obvious. So without further deliberation, this weeks word to ponder is...ummmm...I forgot... balls! Well...your just going to have to listen and find out* *only joking, I remember all along, it OBVIOUS...obviously. obvious /ˈɒbvɪəs/ adjective adjective: obvious 1. easily perceived or understood; clear, self-evident, or apparent."listening to series 2 of Improphecy has obviously improved my improv technique" 2. DEROGATORY
predictable and lacking in subtlety."it was an obvious remark to make....loser" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

This week is a well put together adventure of a podcast! A carefully constructed beginning, middle and end that give the episode the opportunity to establish... progress to conflict... and then of course make its way to resolution! We may have a cheeky obstacle or two along the way... why not! It's only going to support the characters emotive journey... so, join Pat and Jon as they discuss a very important N! Narrative /ˈnarətɪv/ noun: narrative; plural noun: narratives 1. a spoken or written account of connected events; a story."a gripping narrative”* 2. the narrated part of a literary work, as distinct from dialogue."the dialogue and the narrative suffer from awkward and often downright confidence suppressing syntax" 3. the practice or art of telling stories."traditions of oral narrative"** 4. a representation of a particular situation or process in such a way as to reflect or conform to an overarching set of aims or values."the coalition's carefully constructed narrative about its sensitivity to recession victims"*** adjective 1. in the form of or concerned with narration."a narrative poem" *unless lubricated **cheeky ***whatever you say boss Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

This week we focus on M which can only mean one this... Monologue* hard to spell quickly and under pressure but a useful technique in any improvisers tool kit. Join Pat and Jon as they discuss the pros and cons of a monologists offerings. *it was a toss up between that and machete** **no it wasn't, we did both, pod about machete coming soon*** ***not true, don't toss machetes monologue /ˈmɒn(ə)lɒɡ/ noun 1. a long speech by one actor in a play or film, or as part of a theatrical or broadcast programme."he was reciting some of the great monologues of Shakespeare in between reciting some of the not so great works of tall Philip the wandering stable boy" 2. a long, tedious speech by one person during a conversation. "Jon carried on with his monologue as if I hadn't spoken, fairly standard behaviour from Jon" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

This week we pick a word that without it's inclusion makes communication a little tricky. In this episodic adventure Pat and Jon aren't just listening to the words, they are listening to the intent, listening to the meaning behind the moments. Inhale the essence of communication as you indulge in this weeks episode of Improphecy... pardon? listen /ˈlɪs(ə)n/ verb gerund or present participle: listening 1. give one's attention to a sound."evidently he was not listening when Albert established little Billy was his name, evidently he was named twice and the whole avoidable incident was rather frustrating" 2. take notice of and act on what someone says; respond to advice or a request. "I told her over and over again, but she wouldn't listen so I flicked her ear and stole her Monocle" 3. make an effort to hear something; be alert and ready to hear something."they listened for sounds from the baby's room, then realised they didn't have a baby and went back to watching spring watch" 4. used to urge someone to pay attention to what one is going to say. "listen, I've had an idea about converting the house into a sanctuary for hamsters " Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

We worked our way from a to k, which can only mean one think, this weeks episode is...ummmmm...well...k...I guess. This week is all about ending things prematurely! Fishing well before the end of the race! Killing the scene! No one wants it, no one asked for it, no one needs it! Taking time no set something up for someone to just come along and.......................................... killing /ˈkɪlɪŋ/ noun 1. an act of causing death, especially deliberately."the backline was shocked by the brutal mimed killings" adjective 1. causing death."a killing disease” 2. exhausting or unbearable. "a killing schedule" a /ə,eɪ/ determiner 1. used when referring to someone or something for the first time in a text or conversation."a man came out of the room decided against the jog and went back in" 2. used to indicate membership of a class of people or things."he is a bit of a penis" scene /siːn/ noun 1. the place where an incident in real life or fiction occurs or occurred."the emergency team were among the first on the scene" 2. a sequence of continuous action in a play, film, opera, or book. “a scene from Patrick and Jon's latest movie" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

justification /dʒʌstɪfɪˈkeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun 1. 
the action of showing something to be right or reasonable."the justification of gifts either obvious or absolutely random" 2. The action of declaring or making righteous in the sight of audience, compere and scene partner Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are When your put on the spot, you work your way out of it! When your thrown thrown a spanner you dodge, duck and dive! When the unexpected rear it's ugly* head, you use you grey matter and you make it right. Well at least you try! This week we find ourselves at J, which can only mean that it's time to talk justification. Enjoy this weeks journey into the world of making it all make sense! *Sometimes unexpected can be bang tidy!

This week is a very special, front footed episode talking about the frantically frustrating ‘in your head'. On this weeks Improphecy Pat and Jon discuss every improvisers quest to get out of their head! Free from self doubt, self judgement, self reflection and ready to act on instinct, lean into the action and live into the much loved moment*. *and the not so much loved moments... like the moment just before you realise your landing on your face after showing off at the disco tech. **or after in /ɪn/ preposition 1. expressing the situation of something that is or appears to be enclosed or surrounded by something else."I'm living my mums basement and cry myself to sleep” 2. expressing a period of time during which an event happens or a situation remains the case. “they met in 1885, a good year for syphilis” adverb 1. expressing movement with the result that someone or something becomes enclosed or surrounded by something else."come in, i have fresh pot of urine coming to the boil" 2. expressing the situation of being enclosed or surrounded by something."we were locked in, I definitely didn't do it on purpose and don't want to wear your skin, just put the lotion in the basket" adjective 1. 
present at one's home or office."we knocked at the door but there was no one in, we then broke in and stole your oven gloves, revenge is a dish best served hot enough to need oven gloves” noun 1. a position of influence with someone powerful or famous."she got an in with the promising new dictator"
 your /jɔː,jʊə/ determiner 1. belonging to or associated with the person or people that the speaker is addressing."what is your name handsome?"
 2. belonging to or associated with any person in general."the sight is enough to break your heart, bury the pain and move on" head /hɛd/ noun 1. the upper part of the human body, or the front or upper part of the body of an animal, typically separated from the rest of the body by a neck, and containing the brain, mouth, and sense organs. 2. a thing resembling a head either in form or in relation to a whole.
 adjective 1. chief; principal."the head waiter was being rather bossy, attack cried the bus boy, the head waiter was never seen again" verb 1. be in the leading position on."the obsession procession was headed by the mayors mums dog walkers stalker" 2. give a title or caption to. “an article headed ‘The Protection of Human Life was not part of anyone's manifesto" Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

You wouldn't be reading this if we didn't have one! If you pressed play on this pod and we didn't take into account this weeks word it would be silent! This week is H, the H we have picked is not the chap from Steps, it is in fact Host!! No improv team is complete without someone ready to step up and take charge! Someone to steady the ship and lead us through the wonderful world of the made up! Sit back, listen hard, join your hosts Pat and Jon for the next episode of Improphecy... host1 /həʊst/ noun 1. 
a person who receives or entertains other people as guests."they were always/mostly/should have been gracious hosts at the numerous dinner parties they held for friends"* 2. BIOLOGY an animal or plant on or in which a parasite or commensal organism lives...that's a bit gross. verb 1. 
act as host at (an event) or for (a television or radio programme, battle reenactment )."Mars was asked to host a goat appreciation conference in winter" 2. store (a website or other data) on a server or other computer so that it can be accessed over the internet. "Billy's Servers currently host some 400 naughty websites, Billy's mum is non the wiser" *If you've been affected by poor hosting please call the number below immediately Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

game /ɡeɪm/ noun 1. 
an activity that one engages in for amusement or fun."the kids were playing a game with their parents patience" 2. a complete episode or period of play, ending in a final result. “a hunger game" adjective 1. eager or willing to do something new or challenging."they were game for anything, but after realising it was a cult and finally figuring out what the pact everyone kept going on about was, they had second thoughts" verb 1. 
manipulate (a situation), typically in a way that is unfair or unscrupulous."it was very easy for a few big Hampsters to game the system"
 2. 
play video games. "the majority of the audience are teens who game and watch people gaming, which is odd and never won't be" G is for many things but this week we selected Game of the scene! In this episode of Improphecy Jon and Pat go on a hunt*! The game is afoot! Join them as they search for clues and seek out the game of the scene. Will they find that funny thing, that pattern?? Their exploration will continue until they have!! No stone shall be left unturned** *no games were harmed during the hunt for the game of the scene **metaphor, no stones will actually be turned Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

flash /flaʃ/ verb 1. 
shine in a bright but brief, sudden, or intermittent way."lightning flashed overhead" 2. move or pass very quickly. "a look of terror flashed across Kirov's face, his mum had walked in" noun 1. 
a sudden brief burst of bright light."a flash of lightning to the chin" 2. a sudden or brief manifestation or occurrence of something. "she had a flash of inspiration, but only one, then, in a flash, she forgot" adjective 1. 
INFORMAL•BRITISH
ostentatiously stylish or expensive."a flash new monocle" forward /ˈfɔːwəd/ adverb 1. 
in the direction that one is facing or travelling; towards the front."he started up the engine and the car moved forward, unfortunately the car was supposed to be in reverse, the insurance company were then called" 2. onward so as to make progress. "the signing of the fruit flan treaty is a big step forward" adjective 1. 
directed or facing towards the front or the direction that one is facing or travelling hopefully not towards a wall of spikes."forward flight" 2. 
relating to the future* "a twelve-month forward forecast" noun 1. 
an attacking player in football, hockey, or other sports not including tiddlywinks 

 2. 
FINANCE
agreements to trade specified assets, typically currency, at a specified price at a certain future date* *improphecy (whispered) verb 1. 
send (a letter or email) on to a further destination."my inappropriate emails were unfortunately forwarded to a friend" 2. help to advance (something); promote. "the scientists are forwarding the development of a plan for a cheese toasty maker to be put in the staff room" F is for many things but in this episode we have two F's, that's right we've doubled down on F's to bring you Flash* Forward! So let's get there, snap to the action, cut to the chase, take it to the bridge, rock it to the casbah, smash it to the face hole, skip to the final, take the next step, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect your two hundred pounds. *a-ahh, he saved everyone of us! *gordans alive** **in the voice of Brian Blessed Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

endowment /ɪnˈdaʊm(ə)nt,ɛnˈdaʊm(ə)nt/ noun 1. 
the action of endowing something or someone. "he tried to promote the endowment of a article of clothing he thought was rather fetching, he had of course recently heard the advice that he should drew for the job he wants" 2. a quality or ability possessed or inherited by someone. "his natural endowments were his height and intelligence... we don't speak of his unnatural endowments" E is for many things* but in this little episode we've selected... Endowment! We think you will appreciate the one click, easy listening and incredibly attractive episode E very much! Episode E has worked hard all its life to bring fundamental wonder to you headspace, we hope you appreciate it as much as it appreciates you** *however it is against many things too **if you don't you should feel bad because episode E was counting on your support Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

downstage /ˈdaʊnsteɪdʒ,daʊnˈsteɪdʒ/ adjective 1. situated or occurring at or towards the front of a stage."a crowd of dancers flapped about whilst they occupied the downstage area"
 adverb 1. at or towards the front of a stage."all eleven hundred and fifty four goat men ran for their lives downstage" D is for many things but in this episode we selected downstage! An important word, an important part of the stage* Join is as we take two steps forward and embrace the fun zone, don't go too far or you'll be sitting on the audience lap** *although we do champion other parts of the stage, we would want any parts of the stage to feel left out. **in itself this is not necessarily a bad thing, best to get consent before approach any lap for sitting. Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

choice /tʃɔɪs/noun plural noun: choices 1. an act of choosing between two or more possibilities."the choice between good and evil and Barry, Barry is very neutral" 2. the right or ability to choose 3. a range of possibilities from which one or more may be chosen. "you can have a sofa made in a choice of forty fabrics or faces, whatever flicks your switch" C is for many things cans, cat, caps, cars, capes, canaries, caravans, coverings, canapés, colons, covert, copper, commoner, commissioner, c**k!!! But in this episode we selected out of all the possibilities in the world Choices!! Believe be it was a tough... choice to make, thank you for... choosing to accept this pod in to your ear holes and brain space! Enjoy Plug in n play with our improv A-Z, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing* fortunately this blurb does!** This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *this is a lie **this is true

blocking /blɒkɪŋ/ noun 1. 
the action or fact of blocking or obstructing someone or something "the issue led to the disruption and chaos as a murder of crows blocked the motorway during rush hour". B is for many things but in this episode we selected blocking (no we didn't, yes we did) and were happy (no we're not, yes we are) to be sending it into your though space (Nope! Yep!). Please don't block this pod, allow it to enter your ear holes and brain space! Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

accept /əkˈsɛpt/ verb 1. onsent to receive or undertake (something offered)."he accepted a pen as a present"

 2. Believe or come to recognise (a proposition) as valid or correct. "this tentative explanation came to be accepted by the horse'' A is for many things but in this episode we selected accepting. We accepted the race we chose accepting very quickly and without hesitation. Please accept this pod in to your ear holes and brain space! Enjoy. Plug in n play with our improv A-Z*, Pat and Jon are back and it's completely free**! Although Jon never seems to know what we are actually doing fortunately this blurb does! This series we look at the improvisation alphabet from A-Z, talking tips, trick and improv techniques working our way through the alphabet! *rhyme doesn't work if you pronounce it zed ** that's not that special, many podcast are

Well... that was that, that was then, that was what will be... Improphecy season 1 wrapped! We've learnt a lot along the way, visited many people, places and things all of which will forever have a place in our hearts, our podcast and of course our future! A huge thank you to everyone for listening, liking, sharing and subscribing and sending in your questions, without that we would be a tree falling in the woods with no one else around. We're looking forward to season 2 full of your questions, conundrums and queries all awaiting answers from the future, from the great big what will be... We will see you some time in the not to distant tomorrow ... love love... be safe... be kind... Improphecy!* *said in the voice of Morgan Freeman -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two hand one high 5! *Philosophical.

Boots on the moon? We are way beyond that, we're off! We moving out! We packed our bags and we ready to fly, bought up all the crackers and we are Moon bound! We ask the big question, what will happen when we discover the moon is in fact made of cheese! It one small step for gran*, one giant pain in the backside for the lactose intolerant! Well I'm sure with this weeks episode* we will put your mind and rest! We devour the future using nothing but prediction and a very fancy cheese knife! I know you can't wait, I know you camembert it! We promise the future is too Gouda to be true... Improphecy!* *every step is small for your gran, don't let her take a big step, she'll throw her back out! **this weeks episode was madE backwards **pronounced, Improphe-cheezy! -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two hand one high 5! *Philosophical.

Would it be rather special if we could erase out Mistakers inspanktantly* Wouldn't it be rather special if we could erase our mistakes instantly? Well this week episode explores just that! A world on which we no longer fear falling on our backside, tripping on our words and saying the wrong thing and the wrong time! Join us as we explore the world of reset, redo and repeat... Improphecy!** *reset **said without making a mistake -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two hand one high 5! *Philosophical.

Now listen here, everything in this world changes. Some would call this change the future! Everyday we hear but do we listen? No! Open your mind to a time when we will really need to listen! Never to be misheard again! No sentence will be ever cut off! For this week we look to the future and ask what will happened when we can only start our sentences with the last letter of the sentence said before!* Easy? Yes you might say that, the trouble is it's not, to be honest we might struggle with this one when it comes. Stand by for the answer to this simple question, never will it have to be asked again! Nimprochecy!** *you may have to read it twice, possible three times **silent N -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two hand one high 5! *Philosophical.

We slip and slide into this weeks episode, bringing you the future, right into your ear holes! We take a look at a world without... a world without grip, a world without purchase, that's right we ask the big question! What will a world without friction be like? The subject is tricky but not too sticky, we shoot from the hip and we try not to slip! Don't worry! We are here for you in the now, we'll be there for you in the then... Improphecy!* *said in a voice without conviction, then a throat clear, then said with conviction -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two hats one head! *Philosophical.

A cheeky look, a sneaky peak, a behind the scenes exploration into a world in which the Queen (and entire royal family) have had to get a job! No more royalty??? But... We've all got bills to pay, we all need the dollar, the sterling, the Benjamin's, the earnings!!! Even Lizzy herself! What will that be like? Well wonder and ponder no more! We are here to let you know exactly how it will go... maybe... definitely... long live the... Improphecy* *said in the voice of a Corgi named Reg -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two fish one barrel! *Philosophical.

Another day, another what might be! Well.. I say might but realty, I mean will! Another day, another what WILL be! A cheeky little sneaky peaky into the future and in this episode we ask, what if we were able to transport location via the medium of a lucid dream? I know! That's what we thought, we are constantly thinking it! Well, no need to contemplate the endless possibilities because this is what will happen... possibly... maybe... definitely... Improphecy* *said in the voice of Brian Blessed **If you don't understand that reference, said in the voice of Gandalf ***if you don't understand that reference, said in the voice inside your head! -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two trains, one track! *Philosophical.

Well, well, well, a subject that has played on many a mind, perhaps even contributed to a sleepless night or two? Finally... an answer! What will it be like when we colonise Mars? The data from the rover must have done it's job ‘cause it's happening for Martha and Mildred! What will their first thoughts be? Too hot? Too cold? Not enough trees? Not enough welcome mats? Are these the things that will be discussed after taking such a long journey to the red planet? It could go many ways, but this is the way it will... go... in the future... should do... definitely... maybe... Improphecy* -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two stones one bird! *Philosophical. *said in an epic and dramatic whisper

The anticipation has been crazy... The press buzz is building and we are all waiting ... What will be the next... iPhone? Thank you for our first Future Question sent in by @Bobcat518. We are so glad that someone asked the question, as we would have little to answer. We go in depth with the new features and perks of the device and let you know how bad Patrick is at accents... Meeting many characters from across the global all with Scottish, Irish, Devonshire-ish roots. -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any Future Questions you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two clowns one pie! *Philosophical.

I know what your thinking... we were all thinking it, for some of us it has meant many a sleepless night... What will happen when we no longer require... emotions? What will it be like when we say that emotion is superfluous... insignificant? What will that be like, it's definitely coming but how long will it be? What will it be like? everything boring? no passion? no point? or.... the end of anger? The end of hate? The end of war? It could go many ways... this is the way it will... go... I mean like... in the future n stuff... probably... maybe... Improphecy. -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two stones one bird! *Philosophical.

Jon's going write something really impressive here. He hasn't got anything planned but I'm sure it will be perfect.

This is a very short episode for the Rode Cast 2020 competition. Jon's going write something really impressive here. He hasn't got anything planned but I'm sure it will be perfect... Until then I'll just note down the essentials. -A comical, improvisational look on future questions, answered in the present. Definitely more improvised than fill-oh-soft-tickle*. -Hosted by Jon and Patrick -Episodes every Thursday and Saturday. -At the end of each eps we give you 5 TOP TIPS to better your own future and if you could give us 5 STAR REVIEWS that with better owns. -Send in any future thoughts you like to be answer via a 5 Star Review. Two stones one bird! *Philosophical.