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Two nerd brothers watch The Bachelorette with a proper fan and try to figure out what's happening

Just Pick One


    • Mar 21, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    Matt James Finale: Michelle vs. Matt vs. Rachel

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 36:13


    It's time for Matt Jame's finale! Matt has a crisis of faith, Rachel answers for her social media sins and we finally find out who has won the Golden Rose! Check out our final score on Facebook and Instagram. 

    Matt James Week 10: Does Matt stare at you when he makes love?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2021 24:35


    It's the most uneventful Fantasy Suite week in the history of the show! (Or at least the few seasons Jared and Jackson have seen.) Matt has a heart-to-heart with dad, and Bri makes a graceful exit. Check out our updated scoreboard on Facebook and Instagram!

    Matt James Week 8: Serena f***s with Matt's mind

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 26:59


    This week, Matt gets Zoom-grilled by a bunch of children and then is visibly shaken after what could possibly be his first rejection by a woman. Plus: Jared, Jackson and Saint give you a virtual hometowns of our own! (Spoiler alert: it involves making out under Burmese umbrellas.) Check out our updated scoreboard on Facebook and Instagram!

    Matt James Week 7: Matt does Abigail dirty

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 28:31


    This week, the gals tear Heather to pieces, Kit racks up big points for Jared before bouncing, and a tone-deaf Chris Harrison himself will hit the bricks. Jackson is still in the lead, but will Saint and Jared catch up? Check out our updated scoreboard on Facebook and Instagram!

    Matt James Week 6: Heather wants that sweet, sweet house drama

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2021 31:11


    This week, a wild influencer appears! Also, Piper has a meltdown and MJ hits the bricks, but it's ok because Tyler C shows up and comes in clutch. Check out our updated scoreboard on Facebook and Instagram.

    Matt James Week 5: The last mean girl standing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 29:17


    Victoria goes to the guillotine, Anna gets a one-way SUV ride, and MJ is left in the hot seat. It's a mean girl purge, but a win for Rachel, Kit and Matt's purple velvet tux. Check us out on Instagram and Facebook to see the points categories and updated score board!

    Episode delayed due to Myanmar military coup

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 0:42


    There's been a military coup in Myanmar, where Jackson and Saint live. They are fine, but the internet cuts in and out, and things are generally unstable, so the episode will be delayed until Monday. In the meantime, read up on the situation here. Saint is a Myanmar citizen, so this is a very distressing time for her, but also for the cause of freedom and human rights around the world.

    Matt James Week 4: A very special Mean Girls episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 31:36


    Five new challengers arrive and the knives come out. Anna comes out swinging with nasty rumors, scoring big points for Jackson. There are also squirrel suits. Check us out on Instagram and Facebook to see the points categories and updated score board!

    Matt James Week 3: Sarah can't take the heat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 26:48


    Our own favorite gal Sarah does not like other women writing smut about on her crush. Understandable, but them's the breaks, and she hits the bricks. Also: Did anyone know about Chris Harrison's book??

    Matt James Week 2: Queen Victoria demands blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 30:08


    We've picked our teams, and now they battle — literally, on a group date with paint and wedding dresses. Victoria scores big points for team Jackson by throwing shade everywhere, and Jared think's she's slowly turning to the Dark Side.

    Matt James Week 1: Introducing Bachelor Fight Night!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 33:35


    Everything is about to change! After two years, Jared and Jackson are clueless newcomers no more. But can their fan skills finally beat Saint, their Bachelor sensei? In our new format, we draft teams of contestants. As they battle for Matt James, we battle for the Golden Rose!

    Tayshia Finale: Zack C is the Quarantine King

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 32:57


    Sorry for the lateness! Jared had some travel and a small medical crisis (he's fine). But now it's up! In the two part finale recap, Zack gets a villa, Ivan get's a single-wide, Riley gets Ol' Yeller-ed and Tayshia gets a husband-to-be.

    Tayshia Week 10: Ben can't say the L-word

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 26:14


    It's hometowns! Blake and his boner go home, dry-eyed Ben hits the bricks, and Ivan's brother lays down some serious wisdom.

    Tayshia Week 9: "Talk, punk!"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 36:49


    Bennett hits the bricks, the men tell all (under extreme duress), and Bennett comes back to prove he definitely isn't a serial killer at all.

    Tayshia Week 5: Bennett and Noah throw down La Quinta style!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 28:15


    Tayshia and Zack C take awkward wedding photos, Eazy is sent packing, and Bennett gives Noah some well-meaning gifts out of nothing but a Harvardly desire to educate.

    Tayshia Week 4: Is Noah a secret villain plant?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2020 26:17


    In week 4 of Tayshia, Bennett raps badly and Jared gives a rambling conspiracy theory about how Noah was sent by The Powers that Be to stir up drama.

    Tayshia Week 2: It's wrastlin' time!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 25:36


    In Tayshia's second week, Bennet is a grown ass man, Ed throws shade on the whole world, and Noah's 'stache is gone, but not forgotten.

    Tayshia Week 1: Brandon comes it clutch

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 33:55


    It's the first week of Tayshia and the first round of our Fantasy Bachelor challenege. Jared picks up big points when Riley throws shade at Spencer, but we all lament not drafting Brendan, who emerges as a beautiful horseback riding butterfly.

    Clare Bear, Week 4: Dale's shotgun engagement

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 27:20


    Boy meets girl, boy goes on one date, boy is given a ring and told he's getting married. It's the love story of the century for Clare! Also: Tayshia finally arrives, which means it's time for a new Fantasy Bachelor Draft Pick!

    Clare Bear, week 3: The Dale show featuring Dale, with your host Dale

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 31:34


    Joseph has a meltdown and hits the bricks, and Clare has eyes only for Dale, who gets roasted by Clark Kent, who has a jaw like a toaster. (Just sayin')

    Episode delayed due to hurricane Zeta!! (But check out spooky Chris jack-O-lantern)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 1:17


    The new episode has been delayed because Hurricane Zeta knocked out Jared's power for several days. (He's in New Orleans now.) New one up soon, but in the meantime check out our spooky Chris Harrison-O-lantern on the Instagram!

    Clare Bear, Week 2: A Whole Lotta Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 27:57


    Week two of the Clare saga has the grumpies game of strip dodgeball ever played. Plus Young Thanos breaks the rules and Hallmark Movie Side Character battles his demons in the boringest date ever. 

    Quarantine week 1: Clare 'bout to blow it up

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2020 31:10


    It's the calm before the drama storm, if the rumors can be believed. Jared has a man crush on a salmon suit, and Not-Tyler C, Bruce Wayne, and Rose-Chest-Tattoo-Guy spend a week in quarantine just to hit the bricks on night one. 

    LTYH Finale recap featuring on-stage drummer Ryan Vaughn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2020 76:26


    In a very special finale episode, we speak with on-stage percussionist Ryan Vaughn of the Final Rose Band! 

    LTYH Week 5: The Purple Shirt Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2020 40:15


    The shag bus heads to Vegas! Crazy Eyes gets lucky in a haunted hotel and Harry Potter loses his magic

    LTYH Week 4: Aquaman returns to the seas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 41:47


    This week, Aquaman hits the bricks, Julia wins out with Jack Bauer, but the whole thing is derailed by an "earmuffs situash"

    LTYH Week 3: Game time!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 33:59


    The game has begun! Only the couples with the highest chance of becoming a love triangle advance to the next round. 

    LTYH Week 2: High Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 37:09


    In week two at the mansion, everyone want's a piece of Jack Bauer, and Trevor is outed as an emotional cheater, emotional cheater, emotional pumpkin eater. 

    Listen to Your Heart Week 1: They all sing now

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 50:17


    It's time for Listen to Your Heart, a.k.a the one you watched because you were in quarantine! Cast including Jason Momoa, Jed 2.0 and a guy who thinks your lips are amazing. 

    Pilot Pete's Season, Finale: Barb Cam!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2020 88:37


    Shade-throwing, thy name is Barb. Madison's would-be mother-in-law would like to speak to a manager. 

    Pilot Pete's Season, Week 9 and 10: Fantastic Suites

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 74:45


    It's Fantasy Suites, the week we've all been waiting for...and the week Pilot Pete has been keeping Victoria F around for...

    Pilot Pete's Season, Week 8: Hometown Homewrecker

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 56:44


    Jared didn't record with a pop filter and it shows--sorry about that! Anyway, this one has interrogative dads and more weeping from Victoria F (a.k.a Mantis).

    Pilot Pete's Season, Weeks 6 and 7: Victoria F Ultimate Cry Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 45:21


    Tammy goes out swinging and Victoria F and Pete bond over some Peruvian shaman candles. 

    Pilot Pete, Week 3: Fantasy Bachelor

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2020 44:22


    We draft girls for Fantasy Bachelor as a new villain emerges. 

    Pilot Pete, Week 2: Champagne Bandit Strikes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 53:14


    Sparks fly over a bottle of bubbly as Champagne Girl throws down with Vagina Painting. Also, Pete has a heart-to-heart with Hannah B. 

    Pilot Pete, Week 1: The Mile High Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2020 51:06


    Jared, Jackson and Saint are back for Pilot Pete and a group of booby women who don't know how many feet are in a mile. 

    BIP Season 6 Finale: Blake's in the Hot Seat

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 68:24


    We finally sort our sound issues in time to discuss how everyone is crazy but Blake. Also featured: Tay-PJ, Michael B Jordan controversy and Chris "John Krasinki's" surprise Dr. Phil session. 

    BIP Week 5: JPJ Victorious

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 47:58


    It's more JPG/Derek beachside shouting matches that make us long for the days when men were men and fights were about pinatas.

    BIP Week 4: John Paul Jones Goes Rogue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 75:44


    It's finally time for the JPJ episode, and it's a doozy: There's a seagull/pigeon love triangle, a wedding freakout and Russian election rose ceremony meddling from Christina. 

    BIP Week 3: Demi's Paid Vacation Begins

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2019 44:21


    Jackson is still in the US, but he calls Jared and Saint to chat about Jordan's getting kicked off the island, Demi finding love exactly where we all expected and a new girl Jared keeps calling Carmelita for some reason. 

    BIP Week 2: The Great Pinata Battle of Rando Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 34:28


    Jet-lagged Jared falls asleep through an entire episode. A tiny John Paul Jones emerges from the pillows. Don Juan and Jordan throw down over a pinata. 

    BIP Week 1: The Crazies of Rando Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019 35:30


    It's week one of Bachelor in Paradise, which means Jackson and Jared have even more randos to not remember. John Paul Jones and Cam make a comeback, and a guy named Blake slept with a bunch of women on a stagecoach or something?  

    Season 15 Finale: Jed Faces the Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 42:22


    In the two part finale, we listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, and Sleepy comes in clutch one last time. 

    Episode 11: Luke P rekt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 45:34


    Recording from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Jared talks to 80-year-old men about Hannah B. Luke P is lynched Bachelor style, but Saint is sympathetic, opening up about her faith--strap in for some real talk. 

    Episode 8: RIP Michael B Jordan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 38:13


    Heads roll. "Post It"Connor is sent home when he crashes Hannah's suite. Michael B Jordan hits the bricks on the one-on-one. Luke P and Young Jeremy Renner throw baloney at each other. 

    Episode 7: Last Rando Standing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 35:34


    Luke P flips out when Hannah naked bungie jumps with Young Jeremy Renner. Sleepy comes in clutch and all but one of the white randos goes home. We're in the endgame now. 

    Episode 5 & 6: Stay in Your Lane

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 66:20


    It's Young Jeremy Renner vs. Luke "Sperm Tie" P in the epic drama smackdown that just won't end. 

    Episode 4: Introducing Luke "Tackled by Luke P" S

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 37:08


    When Luke "Sperm Tie" P body slams Luke S, we learn that there is another guy named Luke. Meanwhile, Sleepy comes in clutch once again.

    Episodes 2 & 3: Too Many White Guys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 47:33


    There are way too many forgettable white dudes in this two-episode feature that includes a chicken nugget fight, a labor pains simulator and Cam outing himself as a possible pirate. 

    Episode 1: Three Pilots

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2019 41:12


    Nerdy brothers Jackson and Jared watch The Bachelorette with their friend Saint, a proper fan. We meet Luke "Sperm Tie" P and a whole bunch of other dudes. 

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