Lonely Side Chats

This one is a lil short.  I'll give someone $100 if you can timestamp the exact moment I knew I was ending this early because I had to shit. Email answers to  Lonelysidechats@gmail.com

We're kicking off the New Year by reviewing the old one... Yeah it's late, so is your mom.

So I guess this has all been some Andy Kaufman anti-podcast.

The next one is in the can and better...but still listen to this.

I wanted the Mase version.

In the voice of the dude from The Mummy.

I promise you it is. We recorded this last week and I'm uploading today. I have no idea what we talked about and I refuse to listen to myself.

We've been here since before time began. That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. We also talk a lot about DJ Kool.

You have no friends, dum dum dum dum 

You're out here trying to be a scientist, that childish. I'm out here being a wizard of alchemy. 

He's looking down on us from thug mansion.

We did it folks, the thing we set out to do, kinda.

We had a outline with a main topic, then the demons came.

"Oh yeah the beat goes on, yeah the beat goes on"

This episode is late, I was drunk off that King Kong.

I my mind, heart and soul I believed I could do this impression.

Mike took a trip ,long live "My Beautiful Boy".  

I'm more sex positive than Mike.

This episode, like my mental state, is all over the place. My life is falling apart. 

This is the show now.

Beanie Sigel should have headlined Woodstock 99 not Limp Bizkit. Change my mind.

It's not the kink that bothers me, it's the sharing of anything personal.

Or: He Thinks Your Dad's Dick Is Trash

Patrice Lumumba is the Congo

Polk said they stab dog in the south.

AKA John Boy, AKA The Real John Q, AKA Mr. Steal Your Bitch

I feel comfortable saying this.

Liu Kang is a snack

"It has begun"-Shang Tsung-

This is off the new equipment and hosting service.  We have 3 other episodes on Spotify.