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There are countless dating advice shows out there that are made to actually help people. This is not one of those. This show is about two friends who rediscovered the magic of just how weird internet dating can be, and said “dude, we should do a show about this.” Well, here it is. This is it. This i…

Tanner Uselmann & Joey Johnson


    • Jan 14, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 25m AVG DURATION
    • 19 EPISODES


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    Episode 16: My Cool Basement.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 34:43


    Recorded almost exactly a year ago, LoveTaps was back, and still is! Join us as we explore things like hitting on bartenders at basketball games, the best bits of Frasier, and my cool basement at MY h...

    Episode 15: You Look Like My Cousin!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 22:54


    What do you get when you combine Craigslist, System of a Down, twerking, and casual pregnancy? This episode, of course! It's an all-new LoveTaps, nestled gently in the arms of the same weird internet.

    Episode 14: Chore Boy's Pinkie Pics.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 22:38


    Just in time for Easter, we're rising back again with a brand new episode of LoveTaps. You'll hear some Craigslist things, Yahoo! things, and a visit from our very good friends - Chore Boy and Dutch Boy! Grab some Starburst Jellybeans and dive right in.

    Episode 13: Smarter and Cooler.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 25:00


    A 34 year-old oral surgeon. A pessimistic guy wearing chinos. A softboi in a noise band. Meet these friends while you hang out with your best friends Joey and Tanner on this slap-happy episode of your third favorite podcast, LoveTaps!

    Episode 12: Gilbert Likes Movies and Sports!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 31:34


    Welcome to LoveTaps 2.0! What's changed, you ask? Well, you'll just have to listen for yourself and find out. You might hear some new games, a new theme song, and maybe even some new friends. It's amazing. Like the dew on the soft grass at dawn.

    Episode 11: Chicago Pizza Redemption.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2018 36:52


    2018 was a year full of fun times, creepy dudes, and pizza. As we wrap up the year, we decided to be a bit more poetic for this episode, and took our first dive into the abundant world of Craigslist Poetry. Haha. Ha Ha.

    Episode 10: The $44k New Zealand Xmas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 29:38


    The holiday season is upon us, and our gift to you is the gift of dunking on creepy dudes on the internet. We unwrap buying a Mercedes to get the ladies to like you, doing covers of "Hey There Delilah," and answer questions from the land of the kiwis. Hopefully you firgure it out.

    Episode 9: Sawing Your Mom Off with Kelsey O'Briant

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 38:32


    Kelsey O'Briant - artist, advertiser, funny person, and someone who has actually used a dating app. That's right, we've got another amazing guest. In this episode, we find out how to meet women in NYC, learn the finer points of the Houston Panda Express dating scene, and go through lots and lots of Hinge profiles. BE RIGHT!

    LoveSong: Pizza Lunchables

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 2:26


    We know you're hungry for a new episode, so we're sorry to disappoint. Instead, feast your ears on this delicious new song, featuring us, next episode's special guest, and some delicious. Pizza. Lunchables.

    Episode 8: HI! Hoop Skirts and Waterfalls!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 29:34


    Here's something new for LoveTaps: TIME TRAVEL! In this episode, we explore what Tinder was like in the 1800's, see if Nickleback can make or break a relationship, and find probably the shortest Missed Connection in history. Enjoy!

    Episode 7: Keith Urban's Fish Smells.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 30:02


    Just in time for Halloween, we're back from the dead! After having both moved to Chicago, Tanner and Joey took a leap of gross faith into Chicago's Craigslist Missed Connections and found some nasty nasty stuff. In this episode, we head to Target, address some fish smells, and talk a lot about apples. In short, we missed you.

    Episode 6: Bing and Tacos and Dave Matthews, Cheese and Wine.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2018 31:54


    Nothing will stop us in our quest to find thirsty dudes on the internet - not even a move to a new state, or a computer blowing up, or Dave Matthews and his Band of Thieves. Episode 6 brings us to new heights of internet love, including a Taco Bell affair, anime attraction, and even (gasp) ALIENS. Listen. Share. Love.

    LoveSong: The Dating Blues

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 3:00


    Contrary to popular opinion, we’re still here, alive and well! But a lot has happened since our last episode. Joey moved to the mighty Chicago. Tanner spent a brisk weekend in Wisconsin. A hard drive nearly failed, but then didn’t, but then definitely did. And it’s been harder than ever to find a Quizno’s. But the good news is, much like the wait for a toasty Quizno's sandwich, good stuff is coming soon. So, yeah. Please enjoy!

    Episode 5: That's My Boy! with Leeya Rose Jackson

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2018 34:30


    Aaaand we're back! But this time, we have a special guest! Leeya Rose Jackson, co-host of the podcast Borrowed Interest is here to help Jeeps find love, figure out how sexy Harry Potter is, and find where you can still buy Bubble Tape in Minneapolis.

    Episode 4: Pizza Capris by Giorgio Armani.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 29:06


    We've definitely established that we're not dating experts, but in this episode, we also confirm we're not fashion experts. We discuss the pros and cons of 2002-era fashion, try to get to the bottom of a foot-gifting mystery, and give you helpful exit strategies from a meeting when you need them the most.

    Episode 3: Yahoo! Zip-Off Pants!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2018 26:54


    How do you tell a girl in class that you like her? Does your 650 credit score make you more attractive? How many cans of AXE Body Spray should you hose yourself down with? These are the questions. And only we have the answers. The Yahoo! Answers.

    Episode 2: Breast Friends for the Knight.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2018 22:32


    In this week's episode, we venture into the world of Tinder, listen to way too many puns, and hear all about our friend Dustin and his hot tub truck.

    Episode 1: The Ballad of Paul and Sandy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 26:02


    Here it is, our very first episode! Well, kind of an episode. We didn't really have a name. Or knew what we were doing. But we recorded it! You'll hear all about runs sandwiches, booty pics, and the sad tale of Paul, dating dad extraordinaire.

    LoveTaps: Teaser.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 0:34


    LoveTaps is a show about the wonderfully weird world of online dating. And it's coming March 1st.

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