Nobody Knows Anything

Poverty franchises....What are they? Who are they? Does anyone care? Also, the boys do a little pre-NBA draft analysis with only draft profiles.

Are you cool/uncool based on your NBA Finals pick? Are you overreacting to the first three weeks of NFL football? Do you care that baseball exists and is in the playoffs? Answers to these questions (and more!) lie within...

Ah, you know we'd be back. NFL, NBA, MLB...NHL? We're back into it all and it's beautiful. You're all welcome.

Pre-Super Bowl bonanza! The boys cover coaching hires, NKA Awards of the Year, and their upcoming New Year's resolutions. If you're reading this, take San Francisco +1.

A little late, but, who's checking!? The boys did a little pre-Christmas inventory then dive into our favorite game, "Where They Ever Good?". They also cover the possibility that teams messed up by not drafting Lamar Jackson...who would've thought?

The boys walk you through the absolutely correct NFL playoff predictions, touch on Thanksgiving misgivings, and begin the slow march towards understanding the NBA.

Mark FINALLY returns from exile and we dive into "near mid-year" NFL jargon. What happens when a team loses their first game and returns from fantasyland? Only these two morons know the real answers...

NFL Week 1 Overreaction Tuesday is here! Get ready to learn why your favorite team isn't going anywhere. Now with microphones!

More pre-season football talk because....why not?! The boys tackle the QB position and figure out contract details and whether any young gun is worth a second contract. All the while admitting they know nothing about how this business works!

It's football season, baby! The boys take on the crucial task of predicting wins and losses with two random team schedules, hit up the ever-important topic of reality show drama, and determine whether MLB managers should ever get fired.

The boys dive into the perplexing NBA Free Agency market, how HGTV ruined our lives, and whether wrestling is "predetermined". Listener emails just get better and better...

Gotta do pool talk now that we're into the hot season, wrap up basketball/hockey playoffs, and now it's time to move into NFL pre-season. What the heck are OTA's?

The madness continues with Zeus and the guys chatting all things NBA, Tiger, and a whole lot more. Consider this the grab bag episode when you keep the microphones open.

Listen to the final breaths of two Knicks fan as they watch the 2019 NBA Draft Lottery in real time. Other topics include the relevancy of Saturday Night Live and whether these NBA playoffs are actually enjoyable. Featuring Zach "Zeus" Campo!

Gotta talk NFL Draft with a quick fire round, why hockey sort of sucks, and NBA playoff matchups. Plus, an additional MFK game for Dan!

The guys get amped for Game of Thrones but definitely not the hockey/basketball playoffs. Maybe a little early season baseball gets them excited? Probably not because, well, they know nothing about it. Also, Mark knows something!

The guys talk mid-NCAA tournament and locks for the Final Four. But, first, the state of reality television in the worlds of two completely uncool dads.

Big NFL trade news and a quick primer for your NCAA March Madness brackets. Don't forget to take Wofford in the first round and don't forget to email us your NKAA topics - nobodyknowsanything1@gmail.com

We're past the football season and the guys take you down the road of NBA draft deadline, March Madness, and some terrible fantasy season punishments

Pre-Super Bowl episode...the guy's decide no one knows anything about recent NFL coach hirings and Dan has a take on True Detective Season 3.

First Annual Holiday episode where the boys discuss Hallmark movies, the Cleveland Browns phenomenon, and the office football fortune teller

The Sports Broadcaster Conundrum, the test of a good QB, and nobody likes college basketball more than pro

The New York Football Giants are a disaster and here's what Dan thinks about that