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One Card Short brings laughter to your day as we explore the absurdities that are the scenery of life, with topics that are pulled "straight from the headlines" and the not-so-headlines... because you can't let stupid go to waste!

Mike & Vic


    • Feb 24, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 39m AVG DURATION
    • 25 EPISODES


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    Urgent Warning

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2021 14:06


    If you have any interest in preserving the integrity of our Constitutional Republic, listen and pass it on!

    On The Lighter Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 30:03


    Taking a break from the seemingly non-stop political nonsense, One Card Short looks at some laughable stupidity. We make our top 10 predictions for 2021, chat about the fast food twitter wars, talk about some really stupid local laws still enforced, and tear into the Craziest City names that should be in a hall of fame somewhere. If you need a laugh, then listen!

    Much Bigger Than Trump

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 26:04


    Current events in the U.S. and the global machinations make it pretty clear that Trump was just a speedbump that had to be removed at all costs, and Covid was a convenient excuse, if not a planned event, to expedite the agenda of a much larger global play. Listen... and prove me wrong.

    Bat Shit Crazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 43:00


    The liberal left has gone from stupid to flat out bat shit crazy. The hypocrisy is simply incredible, and their thought process is dangerous. Need proof? Listen.

    Equality and Fweedom (Not a typo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 28:04


    Equality is a great concept... everyone wants it, but be careful what you ask for because equality may not be what you think it should be. And Fweedom, o.k., Freedom from the stupidity of our elected officials, who can't stop being stupid, nor trying to protect us from ourselves apparently.

    Burning Down The Covid Bandwagon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2021 42:49


    In 1992 Susan Powter made famous the phrase, "stop the insanity!" Today those words are spot on as we filter through the bullshit of this Covid-19 episode in our history. What is really going on? What are the facts buried in the the mountain of misinformation? We'll tell you!

    Magic Masks and Petroleum Pipe Dreams

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2020 65:30


    Just wear a mask dammit! If not for you, then for others! Well, what if they don't work? Let's take a look at what serious non-political-science has to say. Also, for all those that desire the "Green New Deal," getting away from oil and natural gas is virtually impossible. Don't believe us? Listen.

    More Contagious Than Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2020 71:57


    Through Covid, riots, protests and politics, nothing is more contagious or spreads faster than Stupidity. One Card Short has fun (for the most part) with illustrating how contagious stupidity really is through our discussion or recent events. If you can't hear "stupid" in these current events, well, then maybe...

    F The Cancel Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 55:14


    One Card Short discusses the absurdity and danger of the "cancel culture," a ridiculous movement that has overtaken every aspect of the American landscape and which seeks to castrate anything and anyone that doesn't agree with their extreme views. BTW, no snowflakes were harmed during the taping or production of this episode.

    Stupid Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020


    Sometimes you hear about some scientific research study  whose results just make you stop and think WTF?  Are they serious?  And further, who paid the researchers to actually run that study, and why did they waste their time?  We couldn’t agree more!  Listen to some of the latest, and have a laugh on us.

    Stupid Science

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2020 44:55


    Sometimes you hear about some scientific research study whose results just make you stop and think WTF? Are they serious? And further, who paid the researchers to actually run that study, and why did they waste their time? We couldn't agree more! Listen to some of the latest, and have a laugh on us.

    How Much Did You Pay For That?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020


    One Card Short laughs at the ridiculously expensive stuff that only the outrageously rich could afford and be dumb enough to pay that kind of money for.

    How Much Did You Pay For That?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 64:15


    One Card Short laughs at the ridiculously expensive stuff that only the outrageously rich could afford and be dumb enough to pay that kind of money for.

    You’re Kidding, Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020


    Episode 6 comments on some of the most inept public figures over the past few weeks as we all work through this pandemic.  We also have fun with a list of items you should stockpile during this “lock down.”

    The MFWIC of Cheese and Veggies Where They Don’t Belong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020


    Episode 5 of One Card Short Mike and Vic discuss the MFWIC of cheese curds, veggies where they don’t belong and a few other bits. Yes, we do swear a bit.

    You're Kidding, Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 16:57


    Episode 6 comments on some of the most inept public figures over the past few weeks as we all work through this pandemic. We also have fun with a list of items you should stockpile during this "lock down."

    The MFWIC of Cheese and Veggies Where They Don't Belong

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 33:02


    Episode 5 of One Card Short Mike and Vic discuss the MFWIC of cheese curds, veggies where they don't belong and a few other bits. Yes, we do swear a bit.

    Offending The Locals

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 51:32


    Episode 4 of One Card Short covers a survey from Conde Naste Traveler, where they asked the locals in many states how NOT to offend them. We just couldn't pass this up. Of course we had to see how good we are at offending the locals. Warning! Explicit language!

    Offending The Locals

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020


    Episode 4 of One Card Short covers a survey from Conde Naste Traveler, where they asked the locals in many states how NOT to offend them.  We just couldn’t pass this up.  Of course we had to see how good we are at offending the locals.   Warning! Explicit language!

    The Pot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 26:15


    In this 3rd episode of One Card Short, we talk about Pot/Marijuana, including a few of our own "alleged" personal anecdotes, uses, legalization, and the industry.

    The Pot

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020


    In this 3rd episode of One Card Short, we talk about Pot/Marijuana, including a few of our own "alleged" personal anecdotes, uses, legalization, and the industry.

    Illinois Blow Hards and Sinking Ships

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 35:30


    In this second episode of One Card Short we rif on proposed Illinois legislation to ban leaf blowers, and we talk about a sinking ship at Disney among other topics. Warning! Explicit language!

    Illinois Blow Hards and Sinking Ships

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020


    In this second episode of One Card Short we rif on proposed Illinois legislation to ban leaf blowers, and we talk about a sinking ship at Disney among other topics.  Warning! Explicit language!

    Vasectomies and Star Gazing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020 28:11


    In this episode of One Card Short we take a humorous look at several state laws being debated specific to mandatory vasectomies and star gazing in New York as well as other topics. Warning! Explicit language.

    Vasectomies and Star Gazing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2020


    In this episode of One Card Short we take a humorous look at several state laws being debated specific to mandatory vasectomies and star gazing in New York as well as other topics. Warning! Explicit language.

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