'OUT OF WATER'

Happy new year everybody! In the first podcast of 2023, Frankie returns with his usual comical look at the news that never quite made the headlines, and continues to be the best Agony Aunt on the internet!

Frankie's back! Back again! And explains where he's been and what to expect next! Ask me a question here! - https://anchor.fm/outofwaterpodcast/message Email the show here! outofwaterpodcast@gmail.com

This week Frankie opens with some exciting news! Then talks monkeys calling 911, sex doll spas and his annoyances toward a certain animal.

Frankie finally returns after a short hiatus and discusses where he's been, natters about his love of basketball, and enjoys poking his nose into the recent news articles! There's still time to donate! - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/frankieandgem

This week Frankie talks about that Will Smith pimp slap, donating sperm behind your loved ones back, and gets ready to compete in the London Landmarks Half Marathon for Guide Dogs UK. Please consider helping support Frankie's LLHM race for Guide Dogs Here! - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/frankieandgem?fbclid=IwAR1dCXDippA7RYGdJYH5GoZ9b7G8CIhmko2uJCLOQ0ochnNaY9NorzuNgQE

This week Frankie talks BDSM in the bedroom, larger than life eyebrows, and masturbation booths at work. Support Voices Of Children here! - https://voices.org.ua/en/donat/ Support the Ukrainian Red Cross here! - https://donate.redcrossredcrescent.org/ua/donate/~my-donation?_cv=1 Support our half marathon for guide dogs UK here! - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/frankieandgem

This week Frankie grunts about offensive ghosts, filthy kinks, and why you shouldn't take a firearm into the bedroom for sexy time!

This week Frankie grunts about the unideal ideas of porn, dodgy threesomes, and disgruntled adults who test his patience! Join Frankie's Patreon here! - https://www.patreon.com/AllThingsFrankie Help Frankie and Guide Dogs UK here! - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/frankieandgem

This week Frankie natters about sex robot brothels, when gold diggers go wrong, and answers the burning question - Why are cats scared by cucumbers? Please consider supporting Frankie on his London Landmark Half Marathon here! - https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/frankieandgem

Welcome to the first podcast episode of 2022! This week Frankie natters about cat phishing from 'porn stars', taking your cat for a walk on a lead, and (regrettably) avoiding tips!

This week Frankie talks about getting WWII bombs stuck between your cheeks, Barney The Dinosaur sex therapy, and James Blunt getting you a fine!

This week Frankie has the sniffles and talks about oddly satisfying sea creatures, cross dressing in your 50's, and continues to play 'Agony Aunt' for his listeners.

This week Frankie adds a spin to the 12 days of Christmas, respecting your elders, wrongful arrests and continues to play 'Agony Aunt'.

This week Frankie talks dodgy tattoos, threesomes and vegans, whilst having a merry good time playing 'Agony Aunt'.

This week we talk more chickens, chat with our Patreon friends and discuss one man's obsession with collecting Coca Cola cans, then continue to deep dive into the wonderful world of 'Agony Aunt' stories!

This week Frankie talks chickens, exchanging 'booze for screws', and discovers that our bums are quite unique! (apparently!)

This week Frankie talks about the aftermath of booze, a foul mouthed parrot who loves the to drop the 'F bomb', and continues to play everyone's favourite online 'agony aunt!'

This week Frankie talks about his celebrity ''Twitter beef'' which made the news, abandoned McDonald restaurants and why you shouldn't swallow your mobile cell phone!

Frankie FINALLY returns back to the mic to spit his usual funny nonsense at the news and play agony aunt! But where have you been? I hear you all ask. So, allow me to explain..

This week Frankie rants about foolish football hooligans, keeping tigers as pets and plays agony aunt to the fullest!

Join Frankie as he discusses 'Dad bods' wild cats in the UK, and chatters his 'agony aunt' column like a boss!

This week Frankie talks about the true meaning of love songs, suing exotic dancers and animals in outer space!

This week Frankie moans about the weather (a lot!) , discusses cats nine lives, and continues to play everyone's favourite 'agony Aunt'.

This week Frankie talks Scottish sex robots, fanny farts between the sheets, and takes his 'Agony Aunt' skills to the next level!

This week Frankie reads YOUR funny news stories on the podcast, talks about the man who fell in love with a giant chicken, and plays agony aunt once more!

In this episode Frankie talks talks about skimpy shorts, taking OnlyFans to the next level, and continues to enjoy playing 'agony aunt' for you all!

This week Frankie talks about dancing in the bedroom, coconuts and gets annoyed by automatic air fresheners!

This week Frankie discusses what women want, clicks random dodgy links, and talks ghost and ghoulies.

Frankie talks about messed up dreams, tramp stamps and continues his journey into becoming an agony aunt!

This week Frankie talks Pokemon Go, train station strip shows, and replies to more agony aunt stories.

This week Frankie Googles bald coots, talks McDonalds McNuggets shapes and chatters about agony aunts.

This week Frankie chats about Pokemon, Cadbury Cream Eggs, and threesomes gone wrong!

This week Frankie talks more BDSM, chatting up the gardner, and wizardry weathermen.

This week Frankie talks about lost friendships, human fur balls, and continues to play agony aunt!

This week Frankie talks going to prison to escape the lockdown, meeting your idols, and gets a little confused talking BDSM!

This week Frankie talks demonic demon canvases, Pokemon hunting, meditation, and continues to play agony aunt!

This week Frankie discusses hairy women, 5K plastic straws and happy endings!

This week Frankie discusses shouting at his Alexa, mental health awareness and swollen winkies!

This week Frankie talks about awkardly asking for presents back, beans on toast and orgasmic elbows!

This is an exclusive axolotl special!

This week Frankie talks about a man named Celine Dion, Manly Christmas tantrums and pokes fun at the news!

This week Frankie plays agony aunt (again), talks nasty camels and loose women!

This week Frankie discusses guilty pleasures, sex doll wives and falling in love!

This NEW YEAR Frankie talks about noisy eaters, future plans of the year, and becomes an agony aunt!

This week Frankie talks festivities, GINORMOUS bunny rabbits and "free" McDonalds! Call the Samaritans globally here - 116 123

This week Frankie talks monkeys doing the Macarena, aliens visiting Utah, and million dollar pigeons!

This week Frankie talks Starbucks, his new glasses and the Irish accent!

This week Frankie talks YouTube, rude animals and morning wood!

This week Frankie talks blue seagulls, winning the lottery, retro gaming and too much coffee!

Guess who's back! This week I discuss gold medal winning rats, sharing a sandwich with a stranger, and Lego!

This week Frankie talks about crazy pensioners, How to eat fries and rating your woody woodpecker, apparently!