Honk honk! You just pulled on to the SPORTS ROAD. Join your hosts Blaine Polacher (Hunter Nelson) and The Piss-Cat (Ryan Haney) as they white-knuckle the wheel and ram you straight into the rudest sports talk radio of any conceivable universe. Be sure to buckle up, sports fans! One wrong take on theā¦
Now broadcasting from their STATE OF THE ART mobile studio/vacation trailer parked off some desolate road in Yuma, Arizona, the boys have a lively sports discussion about ASMR, the Spurs, pre-crime, the Lakers, and the bittersweet gift of life itself.
Watch out trolls: In this episode, Blaine and Piss-Cat mercilessly CLARIFY a controversial prediction Blaine made about the Minnesota Vikings on ESPN a few days ago that made everybody mad at him! Also the guys discuss the lighter side of hotel living, and how important sports miracles are for the human soul. An episode for those of you who love HARD STATS!
The long and twisting Sports Road has brought Blaine and Piss-Cat to HOUSTON, TX! They take the opportunity to LAY INTO James Harden's lack of follow through in the Rockets post-season, and likewise in his Officially Licensed Typing Tutor Suite. They also describe how they're dealing with life on the road, and their Fathomless Generational Aches.
The state of the Sports Road Studio is rapidly worsening, so by the grace of sports talk radio legends Breadwinner and the Rage, Blaine and Piss-Cat are STILL in Memphis, Tennessee, talking HEATEDLY about the NFL Draft and Conor McGregor's controversial new opponent! Plus more WILD takes from callers! (Guest Starring Dan Glaser, Clara Morris, Zack Poitras, Gary Richardson, Austin Rodrigues, and Ben Wietmarschen)
Blaine and Piss-Cat are back on the air and THE LINES ARE OPEN! The boys are taking YOUR calls about the death of an NFL tradition. Also in this episode: Kyrie Irving's season-shattering surgery, Memphis sight seeing, and an update on the status of the Sports Road Studio. (Guest Starring Dan Glaser, Nicholas Guercio, Zack Poitras, Gary Richardson, Austin Rodrigues, and Ben Wietmarschen)
The Boys do another EXPLOSIVE live show at Big Frank's Wing Slinger (He's Back) in Bastrop, Louisiana! And they're talkin' Justin Verlander's mental readiness for the Houston Astros' 2018 Season, questions surrounding Gordon Hayward's return to the Celtics, true love, deep sleep, and much more! All to the shock and delight of a SWARM of wing-eating, sports-crazed Louisianians.
IN THIS EPISODE: The Sports World WINCES as if it thinks it's about to be PUNCHED as Blaine and Piss-Cat bring back their famous SPORTS ROAD LIVE EVENTS! HEAR the guys throw down at Big Frank's Wing Slinger: He's Back, a state-of-the-art sports bar in Bastrop, Louisiana! HEAR the boys discuss NBA tampering fines, Spring Training, and their recent gambling misadventures. Talk to YOUR bartender about bringing Sports Road to YOUR town!
In the 2nd episode, Blaine and Piss-Cat discuss some disturbing trends in the audience/athlete relationship, and debate whether the Indianapolis Colts can recover from the recent turmoil in their coaching staff.
In the first episode, Blaine and Piss-Cat discuss shocking recent revelations about Eli Manning, Tiger Woods' exciting comeback, Russia's newest Olympics controversy, and Ray Allen's catfishing woes.