Alice has never read the Bible. Tom finds this very hard to understand having been brought up with the stories of Jesus, and sets out to tell them to her! A comedy podcast where a 27 year old is told bible stories for the first time ever.
Paul's back again doing some more travels to a nice hill full of caramel where he meets some pretty groovy people called the epicureans who are just all about having a great time. Enjoy.
Paul and Barnabas aren't having the best road trip evez, so they split up and boy-o-boy do they get into some humorous situations! Get ready for a buddy movie only it's the bible and it's getting tortured. Stories of Jesus, here for you every Wednesday.
I mean, we talk about dick worms a lot - do you really need any other reason to listen to it? #StoriesOfJesus
So we got a couple of stories from the book of Acts this time, including the return of Saul! Oh wait, but it's not the same Saul...
Judas is dead as a doornail now, but how'd he do it? Also, when does a cult become a religion and what is the Israeli equivalent of a raccoon? All this and more on this week's SOJPOD
Guess who's back, back again, Jesus back, tell a friend. We chat about what happens when they go look and Jesus isn't dead anymore! It's an exciting week on SojPod!
Join us this week for Simon's Stag, it's gonna be sick mate, he's got the brews in and we're gonna get mad - oh also Jesus dies.
Get your knives and forks ready, it's the last supper and shits about to go down.
We got some more parables here for you from the J man himself! Hope you enjoy your Story of Jesus this week!
What do you do when you're too short to see at a concert? Climb a tree of course! At least that's what you do if you're Zacchaeus, Jesus' fave little guy. Tune in for another, Stories of Jesus.
It's Chriiiistmaaaas! We take a closer look at the lyrics to some of our favorite Christmas carols, and unfortunately, Tom sings a lot. Merry Christmas to all!
The shortest healing story ever, then a lotta famous sayings and also David Bowie references. It's time for another episode of Stories of Jesus.
Who knew Tom loved donkeys this much? We do some more of Jesus' parables and also discuss the Beano. It's all here, on this weeks' Stories of Jesus
Guess how long it's been since Tom washed his jeans? It's way longer than it should be. Also, we talk about Jesus
It's bread week, here on the Great British Bake Off - oh wait no, there are still some fish too. Oh well, variety is the spice of life.
It's time for baby's first sermon! We hear some ideas from this kooky little man called Jesus.
Do plants talk to each other? Do meteorologists love weather? Does Tom watch Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt? We answer these, and other important questions, on this weeks Stories of Jesus (as told by atheists)
Cracking stories today where we find out Jesus was basically Horatio Caine and we try to think about the perfect way to put 5 columns around a pool
It's time for Jesus! We have a look at some of the first miracles and stuff that he did, and turns out he was basically running to the offie every now and then. Join us for an actual Story of Jesus!
It's time for God to step in and have a chat with Job. I mean, does it help? Not really, it's the end of the Job story and we find out there just might be a dino in the bible! It's stories of Jesus.
Not gonna lie lads, we get mad deep in this one. We're doing the story of Job (aka the Bender is God episode of Futurama) and as well as thinking about the complex moral and philosophical questions, we also learn that Alice would totes read Tom a book if he was sick. It's another episode of Stories of Jesus!
Just a little episode today about the kings fave cupbearer. We also celebrate Tom's birthday with a round up of what Alice has learned so far, and go wildly off-topic several times.
The book of Esther - aka the reality show of the bible. This might be Alice's favorite story yet.
Do you dare to be a Daniel? We do in this episode, continuing to tell the story of Daniel, even though it contains more kid death and references to early 00's pop contest winners. It's stories of Jesus, still not featuring Jesus
Daniel's here with some big dreams, a chance to make a pizza, a return to your childhood literature class and of course, some more parties. It's another, story of jesus not featuring jesus.
We're back from Vaycay with your weekly dose of child death! Exciting kid stew, more name calling and some pretty murky territory in terms of who dies when. It's your story of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus)
Well, dear old Elisha, good guy, right? Old Baldy Man? No, seriously this guy is a prick. Everyone one this week is a prick. Get ready for some seriously bad vibes mates, it's another SOJPOD not featuring Jesus (yet)
Just a short one this week, learn about the bad king with the weird name!
It's about time we hear from Elijah (not wood) and his totes spectacular demonstration against Baal! Also some light pub quiz knowledge about measurements of wine. You're welcome.
This weeks episode is as hot as a jalapeno pepper! We cover the sexy Song of Solomon, which apparently is about God's love for his people... but nah, seriously it's about bangin.
Bit of a different episode for you this week - we're looking at the Psalms and Proverbs, reading some of Tom's favorites and wondering what on earth some of them mean. It's another episode of Sojpod
It's time for a new king! And we've gone with Solomon, the wisest guy in the land! Except for when it comes to women.
David is dying! About time too, but first, he's gotta abuse just one more woman. Join us on another grim adventure into the bible.
Enough about David for a bit, let's have a look at some of his brood - what are they up to? Enjoy a classic tale of brotherly rivals and a pretty funny death - it's your favorite bible themed podcast, Stories of Jesus* *as told by atheists
It's the original girl next door story! Can David keep it in his pants? Spoiler, no he can't. To summarise, it's a woman having a bath, she's seen, then there's a metaphor about her being a sheep - ba. Bath-She-Ba.
Alice finally realises a big thing this week. We're chatting about David and how he becomes king of... umm... not where you'd think...
That's Saul Folks! Saul is dead, and so is Jonathan, how will David cope without his best friend? All this and more on SOJPOD
We're back to David this week and we're chatting all about how he keeps making mini skirts! Also, why on earth are the Philistines happy to have him about? We find out!
Could you live inside a whale? Was it even a whale? Why does Alice hate fish so much? All these questions will be answered today, on SOJPOD!
Ok, this is the gay story of the bible. This week we cover the special friendship between David and Jonathan and try to figure out what Saul did with the 200 foreskins David brought him. It's another riveting episode of Stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus)
How big was Goliath really though? Why does Alice know so much about cows and cheese? Do you know what a truckle is? All this and more on todays Stories of Jesus!
It's time for another meaty story! Samuel is just your average kid, but little does he know when he goes to live with the weird old priest Eli, he's gonna get God's ear! Weird dreams, hemorrhoids, and golden mice, all this week on Stories of Jesus
Alice tries to force a lesbian storyline where there isn't one, there is a lot of talk of barley, and Tom reveals the secret of how to get the guy you like. It's the stories of Jesus (still not featuring Jesus yet)
Eglon wasn't a long omelette, and Jael was a badass. A couple more short stories from the book of Judges before we head on to Ruth!
Okay, just a warning that the last story on this episode is literally horrible. The other two are classic bible fodder though. Seriously, I'm not joking, the last story is so grim.
Why would anyone call their child Delilah? Without Tom Jones and the Plain White T's the name would've completely died out by now we think. It's the story of Samson, a relatively okay veggie guy who had a lot of hair
Time for the Nativity story! In a bit of a switcheroo, Alice tells Tom her version of it this week, as it's one of the few stories she knows from the bible... or so she thought...
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