The Cold Take

A very moving episode!!

School's out for summer.

Grapefruit vs grapefruits.

Stripes as cruelty.

Alt title: “wet women.”

Or: what is a book anyway?

We are shaken + also we are stirred.

We're a little bit Alexis.

High-waisted, high fashion.

Actuallyyy, they're called peafowl.

Sugar pie honey bun. Content warning: this episode contains discussions of topics that may be triggering, including food issues and eating disorders.

AKA the Jackie Lipstick Tutorial.

A super frosty take.

This episode is shockingly not about the song "Dancing On My Own" by Robyn.

Welcome to the jungle, bb.

"Late October: purple mist" --JH

Meet us behind the mall.

We loaf you. It's the yeast we could do.

It's for the birds.

“Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.” ―Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Love at first bite.

It's what it sounds like.

The green monster.

We won't send you to voicemail.

Hello and welcome to the great indoors! We're here to get through this with you. Link to recipes: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FfRrxM-ysPyDHKX1-HlwsKUVX1Qqs5DFnLKc48otto0/edit?usp=sharing

Eye contact.

Don't tempt time.

How's it been in Ohio, babe?

"It's a party in the USA." --Miley Cyrus, 2009

Welcome to our 69th full-length episode. Thirst Aid Kit, a podcast by Bim Adewunmi and Nichole Perkins, can be found here: https://slate.com/podcasts/thirst-aid-kit

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

Here for a long time, not a good time.

An actual J.D. Salinger quote: "Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl." Spicy!!!

Rainbows are f*cking provocative.

Please, chew with your mouth open. Thank you. You're welcome.

Let's get distressed about the patriarchy!

Living the dream, man.

We're here, we're queer, and did anyone have a summer vacation? Season 4 begins.

Abracadabra, it's our season finale!

Halloween in May, spooky scary!

Safety first: wear a helmet, people.

Break the hair dye cycle & other epiphanies.

In which we contemplate insignificance?

Nothing in this world that we like more than... budgets.

Collectively we've had a lot of roommates, and thus we have a lot to say.

Who picked this topic anyway? www.ismercuryinretrograde.com

We like seltzer, we're not monsters.

This episode is very revealing.

Let's just say that both of us are the best thing since sliced bread and neither of us is a psychopath.

Hang on, lemme find a reaction GIF--

Nobody has ever really referred to it as 'za, right? Also, after a mini-hiatus, we're baaaaack.