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Two intrepid creatures of the night stalk the mysterious beasts known as cryptids through field and forest - so they can help them solve their problems! Claire (suburban Werewolf) and Daniel Pier (Vortal: Half Vampire/Half Mortal) have recently devoted their lives to helping solve mundane cryptid problems through their new venture, The Monster Line. During each completely improvised episode, a new cryptid stops by The Monster Line offices to air their grievances and ask for help. 

QCODE / Wood Elf


    • Dec 27, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 45m AVG DURATION
    • 15 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from The Monster Line

    Friendless It Follows Monster w/ Matt Apodaca

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 48:33


    It's a brand new year, and Claire and Dan are back with a bang (and a hangover) - the monster from It Follows wants to find a friend who won't run away when they see him behind them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Pooping Skeleton w/ Nick Wiger

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 40:50


    A skeleton with a very particular request (Nick Wiger) asks Dan and Claire to help him remember his favorite part of being mortal, in this holly jolly adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Michigan Dog Man w/ Adam Peacock

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 49:58


    All the way from the Wolverine State, the Michigan Dog Man (Adam Peacock: My Neighbors Are Dead) is here to consult with Dan and Claire on how to deter the pesky teens who keep coming out into his forest to fool around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    The Rhode Island Devil w/ Alex Fernie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 44:42


    Everyone knows about the Jersey Devil - but what about his little brother, the scrappy and surprisingly goat-like Rhode Island Devil (Alex Fernie)! This B-string devil wants to make a name for himself on his own, and Dan and Claire are ready to help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Zombie Entrepreneurs w/ John Flynn and Mark Rennie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 41:58


    Two Zombies (John Flynn and Mark Rennie) have always dreamed of opening a record shop, but they can't see to get the start-up capital. So the gang visits a local bank to see about getting their new undead friends a small business loan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Grave Digger with Zombies w/ Seth Morris

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 55:18


    A gravedigger (Seth Morris) with a zombie infestation situation seeks out Dan and Claire's help - but things don't quite turn out how he'd hoped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Bulking Up Slenderman w/ Brian Huskey

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 53:51


    Jay Slenderman (Brian Huskey) wants to get swole - but he's not sure where to start. Claire and Dan take him out on the town to see how he can feel better about his body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Mimic Identity Crisis w/ Mark McConville

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 48:49


    A Mimic (Mark McConville) who's stuck in a chair-shaped rut needs help discovering his true self, and finding a new form...sounds like a good excuse to visit the mall! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Wolf Hawk Marriage Problems w/ Will Hines and Pam Murphy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 54:31


    She's a hawk all day and a lady all night. He's a wolf all night and a guy all day. Can this unlikely couple of high school sweethearts (Pam Murpy and Will Hines) rekindle their marriage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Emo Banhee w/ Ronnie Adrian

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 51:40


    You've heard of a banshee - but a ban-HEE? This harbinger of doom (Ronnie Adrian) is upset that he's not getting the recognition he deserves - in the monster and human worlds - so he's enlisting Claire and Dan to help tell the world about banhee's on the spookiest day of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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    Rebranding La Llorona w/ Anna Salinas

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 47:09


    La Llorona (Anna Salinas: LOOT on AppleTV+, @BadComixByAnna on Instagram) is hoping to rebrand and become relevant again. Can this wailing ghost make Gen Z think she's cool? ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Single Slide-Rock Bolter w/ Patrick McDonald

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 58:58


    Donnie, a Slide-Rock Bolter (Patrick McDonald: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists, SMOSH) is looking for love. ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Lonely Lurch w/ Dan Lippert

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 52:06


    Steve Lurch, a Lurch (Dan Lippert: Big Grande, Man Dog Pod) is new in town and in desperate need of friends. ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Welcome To the Shadow Bottoms

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 33:34


    Daniel, a Vortal (Adal Rifai: Hello from the Magic Tavern) and Claire, a Werewolf (Katelyn Hempstead: Lizard People) embark on a new journey when they open The Monster Line: a venture dedicated to helping the ghouls, goblins, cryptids and creatures of the Shadow Bottoms and beyond! ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Introducing: The Monster Line — An Improvisational Comedy Coming 10/4

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 1:15


    Two intrepid creatures of the night stalk the mysterious beasts known as cryptids through field and forest - so they can help them solve their problems! Claire Dermond (suburban Werewolf) and Daniel Pier (Vortal:Half Vampire/Half Mortal from Bug Tussle, Texas) have recently devoted their lives to helping solve mundane cryptid problems through their new venture: The Monster Line. Each episode, a new cryptid stops by The Monster Line offices to air their grievances and ask for help. Two episodes release Tuesday, 10/4. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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