Twin Talk

He glitters, he wears platforms, he's hella Sad with a capital 'S' and he's got that hair that screams "I watched my parents get MURDERED and I do not know how to cope so I'm going to punch you in the nose because my eyeliner blinded me" look. No, he's not a part of The Cure. He's The Batman. And in just over two minutes he's going to show you exactly why he's THE Batman. Honestly, RIP to those other cape wearing losers because we're Team Edward ALL NIGHT, baby!

Skipping face first down the yellow brick road Geralt finds himself the martyr in a case of a wild Striga to avenge some rouge coin and make good on his word to repay an inn keeper after he tossed his coin to....a lady...? Back at Hogwarts, Yennifer makes a sacrifice to take back what is owed to her and makes some pretty drastic choices in the process. In the future magic calls to Ciri, for 2 minutes. Lace up those monster stompers and toss a coin to your bards for the wild ride this week!

The week we pick up a side mission to Hogwarts (that looks like Azkaban) and meet Yenny, who is definitely not on her block anymore. Elsewhere, in a whole separate part of time, Ciri meets Hat Boy and comes to the startling realization that money can't buy you good shoes, only cloaks, and everyone dies. Again. Further into the elsewhere, Geralt meets The Bard and together they toss many coins to only the One True Witcher- Roach.

Kikimoras, wizards, elves and Marilka- oh my! Join us on this epic quest towards Nilfgaard, I think, as we follow the side missions of Princess Ciri, Legolas (without the mustache this time but definitely with the good biceps) and Renfri, for whatever reason. This episode we’ll be saying “hello” and “good bye” to some newly beloved characters and totally getting down with Roach and the wildly unnecassary, but okay, nudity.

Get out your red string and bingo cards and try your best to follow along as the twins rant, rave and rage about all of the hot goss in the news! The hills are alive with the sounds of our shrieking opinions this week!

Was Tom Delong right? Are they really among us? Does he really miss us, or is that just something he said once upon a time? The answer to these questions AND MORE this week! Spoilers: The Truth Is Out There Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art!

A Modern Horror Story: Ordering Every Over Priced Spooky Thing On The Menu, Only Eating Half Of It And Giving The Rest To A Toddler

Twin Talk Presents: Too Much Giggling and Not Enough Emo Drama From Emo Dad Kings, Taking Back Sunday. Grab Your Eyeliner, Tighten That Studded Belt And Get Ready To Reminisce On A Band That's Not Fall Out Boy.

Who's in life guard tower one? THE TWINS. Are you ready to join Olympic swimmer Troy Bolton and the Scorpion King in saving THE BEACH from JELLY FISH and....drugs?.....with fireworks? Also Hannibal Buress is in this, so that's Twin Certified FRICKIN COOL. Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)

The twins dive deep into the psyche of famed killer Zac Efron and his extreme hot and cold relationship with totally-thought-he-was-guilty-dont-lie-liz girlfriend Lily Collins. We're All In This Together and definitely not at all escaping any prisons, any time soon. Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)

Hi Everyone! Sorry we have been gone for so long, Spooky is bad at being a human so we have had technical difficulties for about a month now. Listen to us explain why we have been gone and what we have planned for the future! twinsstalk@gmail.com if you want to send us love letters Music credit to: Eric Disco by tubebackr | https://soundcloud.com/tubebackr Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported (CC BY-ND 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/3.0/

The twins are back and ready to FIST FIGHT anyone who isn't Brie Larson as they tumble through the 90's incoherently screaming about the use of flannel and cats in Marvel's Captain Marvel. Don't forget to smile. Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)

Part 2 that picks up, like, immediately after part 1 and is full of just as much WTF MARY ANN and some awesome 16 year old RAGE L E T S R A G E Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)

This week the twins talk about bad parenting, aliens and abduction in part 1 of our 2 part episode about abducted in plain sight! Part 2 will be released sooner than Bob can give relief! Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)

Listen to the twins discuss the plot, best fashion and amount of time you see Jeff Goldblum shirtless in our first official episode!! And we promise, our audio will be better next episode. Dont judge too hard we are doing this all ourselves! Shout out to BaconLake for creating our podcast art! Song credit goes to: "I dunno" by grapes 2008 - Licensed under Creative Commons Attribution (3.0)