Just two hungry boys
Oh but that I could listen to such a supple 'cast. Alast, mine ears are forfiet upon the atlar ov society. Dear listener, you must enjoy in my stead. Enjoy.
Oh Listener. Won't you be my ear wife? Here let me ear you now with this 'cast. Sweet listener.
What even is this? I woke up sweating, an mp3 on my bare chest. Here you go listener!
Oh wow Oh wow oh Wow WOW WOWO WOW. TWO HOLE APPLE THEBES
Wo-ho, chickadee! Is that a plum new apple thieves I spy? Holy wow.
Is guess it is that time again. European law says we're illegal now. So don't be ueorrope at us.
Ah the wine! The beautiful women! Two Apple Thieves live from the Roman villa town field! Grapes.
You sheeple make me sick. You're just going to listen to BARILLA?!?!?
ALL HANDS ON DECK CAUSE WE GONNA BLOW THIS FILLY WIIIIDE OPEN
Hey Hey Whoa HOO! Back after a brief hiatus of existential terror and BOY are we on point. The greatest podcast? Yes.
The END of Apple Thieves!?!? Or is it a ratings boosting ruse!? The clatter of suicidal fans hitting the pavement from rooftops is my sweet lullaby. How can YOU go on?
Your tears are the sweetest of nectar for my little bumblebee lips, dear Listener.
Boys. Apples. You knew the game when you signed on for this. It's too late now.
Two tired apple cheeked boys versus the world with only your magical playing card deck to defend them! Who will be the champion!?
Two apple boys are tormented by their inner demons. Why can't they stop? What is this COMPULSION.
What is it to thieve an apple? Is it good? Is it bad? What even are good and bad, you goddamn sap. Here's an episode.
Two apple-y boys talk the talk of people like people do.
The two thieves explore friendship very cursorily and mostly talk about a bunch of nonsense. Business as usual.
Two hungry boys spread disinformation in a low quality asinine podcast. Enjoy, sheeple.
The very first episode! We experiment with the form. What fun.
David and Phil explore their childhoods (and steal some tasty apples).
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