Two Girls, Half a Brain

This week on TGHB, we're shifting from our typical light-hearted content to discuss a movie that sheds some light on the darkest parts of womanhood: Promising Young Woman. We're covering sexual assault, depictions of sexual assault and abuse in mainstream media, female trauma, "nice" guys, and a hell of a lot more. Cait shares her perspective as a survivor of sexual assault, and Annie recounts how she processed her best friend's trauma. A lot of what we're covering in today's episode can be triggering whether you've experienced sexual assault first hand or not, so please consider your own well-being when you decide whether or not you're going to tune in to this week's episode. While we know these kinds of conversations are really fucking hard, it's important that we have them. We hope you'll listen if you can. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you wanna hit us up, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

Welcome back! This week we're talking about ~girl shit~! We're talking Twilight, not being invited to birthday parties, the impact youth group had on our femininity, and much more. We end the show with a game of Would You Rather: Girl Shit Edition. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you wanna hit us up, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

We're back! Again! No more 10-month-hiatuses. We mean business this time. We're kicking things off and discussing all things Hot Girl Summer. Annie begs the question, "what does Hot Girl Summer mean to you?" We update you on the ever-changing definition of the world twirly. Cait thinks she might have started Hot Girl Summer off too early and questions if she has the strength to go on. And finally, the girls end the episode with a Hot Girl Summer themed game of F*ck, Marry, K*ll. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you wanna hit us up, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

This week’s episode starts out with a rehash of recent race-related events and the general shittiness of 2020. Then, we’re talking about the fearless friendship between New Girl’s Jess and Cece. Caitlin’s summaries are the opposite of succinct and Annie likes to keep it short and sweet. We’re talkin’ ribbon hats, breadmakers, a vagina-popcorn machine mix-up, and more! Disclaimer: This episode contains a couple of technical difficulties and dog barking. Apologies in advance. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

We’re back (again!) This week we’re chatting about the relationship between the world-famous gals from Disney’s Frozen. Yes, we’re being THOSE people. Are fans justly upset that Elsa didn’t have a girlfriend in the sequel? Does Kristoff have Stockholm syndrome? Will Annie and Caitlin ever find romantic partners that understand them as well as they understand each other? Tune in to find out! To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

Welcome back, bitches and bros! After an almost-two-month hiatus, we have returned and we're doing things a little differently. This week we're talking to you about the always ambiguous "girl code." We'll dive into the topics of shit-talking your best friend, dating a friend’s ex, and giving the girl in the stall next to you some TP. Also, we aren't sober. If you'd like to join in with your own libations, we welcome the sentiment and even have a fun drinking game for you to play as you listen along: Drink every time Caitlin says "like," and every time Annie says "hetero." Let us know if you’re sober by the end! (You won’t be.) To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at mailto:2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

Buckle up, folks. This week is a doozy. We’re talking about Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph’s characters Annie and Lillian from Bridesmaids. Annie can’t seem to pronounce a single word correctly and Caitlin thinks Annie’s dog Scout is her horcrux. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

Join us this week as we unpack the fabulous and inspiring relationship between Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. We’ll get into how being a highly skilled woman looking for a job sucks and how it’s really awesome to not shit talk your friends publicly. Plus, Annie fell down while running in our neighborhood and not a single bystander cared! To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com

Welcome! On our Pilot episode of Two Girls, Half a Brain we're diving into the relationship between Mia Thermopolis and Lilly Moscovitz of The Princess Diaries. We'll talk about the difference between having a big personality and being a bitch, how NOT to treat your friends after her estranged father dies, and give you a little insight on why we're doin' this thang. To keep up-to-date on all things #TGHB, follow us on Instagram @twogirlshalfabrain. If you have any comments or questions, feel free to slide into those DMs or email us at 2girlshalfabrain@gmail.com.