Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar

What's up, philosophers? This week we're back and coming at you with your 40th episode! Rose and Anna talk far too much about food, but manage to avoid saying s*up. A miracle! This week Rose also had the privilege of guest-starring on the podcast "We're Myth-ing Something," hosted by the talented Brendan (Rose's brother) and Kaitrin (a new friend)! Go check it out if you want to hear more of Rose being an idiot.

What else is Voltaire known for besides his hair? Beats us, but we do discuss a quote by him this episode! Also Rose knows way too much about drums and Anna knows way too little.

This week our two philosophy minors are joined by the wonderful Patrick! Listen to us roast people on Twitter and then get deeply entrenched in a conversation about soup yet again. I'm sorry, I've been hoodwinked.

Have you ever had a dream that pig men were chasing you through a castle? What about a dream where you were living in a board game with giant spiders? How about a dream where you got a tattoo of the entirety of the avengers on your foot? Well, so have we! Listen now for ample Freud slander and cone-shaped tires? (Also happy 420 hehe)

Contrary to popular belief, even giant godzilla-sized weaponized pugs have weaknesses. Don't believe everything you see on TV, kids! Random universe, what is fair, the black sheep of the science community, and pug warefare.

Groundhog Day, philosophy, and bears, OH MY! Wait a second, there were no bears in this episode! No? No! There were foxes. Aren't those just little bears? No, and they weren't even a big part of the episode. Fine. The cliff before an existential crisis, philosophical ponderings, and too much talk about singular missing shoes. I'm sorry.

Look before you say anything it was fava beans. I figured it out a little late but we got there. If you have no idea what that means, go look up The Silence of the Lambs, fava beans and a nice Chianti. Moral of the story, eat the rich's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. Or, just go watch the movie! But first, enjoy this episode where Rose nearly has a nervous breakdown for 30 minutes and Anna once again finds a way to talk about aliens. Enjoy!

This week Rose and Anna talk about if truth can be relative, joke about dumb things to major in in college, and wonder why any god could possibly need a nose.

What would you do with 128 spoons? Is this even remotely philosophy-based at this point? Who knows... enjoy!

Also, is "you" always "you"? Can your "you" become a "not you"? Are you confused yet? We certainly are! This episode also features more Kant slander (yay!) and absolutely no Glocks or hands. Enjoy!

This episode was not intended to be a summoning circle for Kafka. That being said, we are not responsible for any cockroach-related incidents which occur following this episode.

Can Dreamworks Copywrite claim this episode for us using Shrek's name? Silly question. You can't Copywrite a national hero.

We talk too much about money cat and bash on those stupid coconut sno balls cakes. Yes we will fight about it, name the time and place. twophilosophyminors@gmail.com

Anna and Rose talk about if art can be bad for society, and Rose lands some extremely unfunny jokes. Please laugh...

It's all in the title, baby.

As promised, this week we're bringing you part two of the trolley problem. Anna and Rose explore different variations on the trolley problem and see who can make it weirder. We're sorry.

Alternate title options for this episode included but were not limited to: Lil Spider Organs, Hit Me With Your Best Trolley Problem, Brain Stirring, Anna Tries to Die, I Won't Hesitate, We All Scream for Goat Cheese, and last but certainly not least: Don't Do a Victor Frankenstein. No, I will not be taking any further questions at this time.

This week we have a special episode to celebrate the holiday! We hope it doesn't scar you too badly...

Finally our Two Philosophy Minors attempt to answer the age-old question: why is the US government hoarding cheese in bunkers? I said attempt. Since when do we ever come up with answers on this podcast? Give it a listen!

Two Philosophy Minors has finally hit episode 21, meaning we can now legally drink! This episode Anna and Rose have a few too many... existential crises that is. We discuss a little about life, knowledge, and the universe, and have a few laughs along the way.

I wish I could say there was not a single mention of soup in this episode. Unfortunately, listeners, the worst is yet to come. You, our little soup dumplings, will get a good laugh out of this one. Anna and Rose ponder the meaning of self-worth, why the chicken crossed the road, and discuss whether or not nothing is something.

Well, obviously this podcast is free, but are we? I still don't know, and we talked about it for a very long time. Following a discussion about free speech we make some supremely idiotic jokes and try not to jinx the end of 2020. How much worse could it get?

A quick apology to our listeners: there's a little more background noise than usual this episode due to Rose's current living situation. It's not too disruptive, but as a disclaimer that is what those noises are. Sorry! This week, Anna and Rose have no thoughts from start to finish. Please come laugh at our idiocy.

That's it. Everything is oatmeal.

Why do we dream? What is the point of dreaming, and what are we supposed to make of those really weird dreams we all have? ...you know the ones. This week Anna and Rose discuss dreams, laugh at philosophers, and wonder why the heck we even need sleep in the first place! This is by far our most cohesive episode so far.

DANGER! ROSE AND ANNA ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE TO TOTAL NERDDOM! Ahem. Sorry about that. But seriously, someone better reel us in real quick or we'll have to add a nerd disclaimer to the beginning of every episode. Consider yourself warned. This week our Two Philosophy Minors discuss the morality in Captain America: Civil War, via a project they did together three years ago for class. Not gonna lie, this one's a hoot. I mean they're all a hoot but I think we really hit the nail on the head this week. Following that, Rose reveals that she has always been a perfect angel of a little sister and does not make a fool of herself in any way, shape, or form. I hope at least one of you is reading this because I am in fact a comedy genius. Well, if you are reading this go check out our Instagram @twophilosophyminors, and comment under the post for Episode 15 which one of us you think writes these descriptions. If you guess at all I'll mostly just be very impressed that you read this far. Or if Twitter is more your speed just tweet at us @twoPHIminors. I'll have to clear out the cobwebs on Facebook but check us out over there too at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors !

We're back baby! This week our two philosophy minors actually walk into a Denny's, and oh the things they see there... Check in with us to hear a smorgasbord of craziness as we discuss revenge vs. justice and a whole lot more.

What is art? What is beauty? This week Anna and Rose do their best to recollect what little they learned in art history classes in college, and make some weird claims about trees. We're sorry.

Is a birthday a poor excuse to talk about Mothman? Yes. Do we talk extensively about Mothman's moral compass (or lack thereof)? Also yes! Enjoy Anna and Rose trying to decide what Mothman's alignment would be, and then listen to us refuse to stop talking about doppelgangers... Happy Birthday, Rose!!!

Welcome to episode 11! In this episode Rose and Anna attempt to figure out how life would be different if humans had significantly longer or significantly shorter lifespans. And for this week's reddit, they attempt to summarize their personal philosophy in three words... And also discuss fast food restaurant slogans for decidedly too much time. What topic do you want to hear about next?

In honor of Anna's birthday, which it is not anymore but it was when we recorded this, we have delved into the world of Unidentified Flying Objects! In the second half we get an update on the spider in Anna's living room, and Rose dies a little more inside.

Welcome to the second edition of Philosopher Fight Club! This week Rose's wonderful girlfriend Jenn joins the two philosophy minors to serve as a referee in the weirdest 2 minute debates you've ever heard. Also featuring a lengthy discussion on how the world would do if men ceased to exist.

Do humans have soulmates? In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Rose makes fun of her family once again while Anna laughs uncomfortably. Listen to these two idiots discuss the existence of soulmates, and make completely unfounded claims about human physiology. You are what you eat! Or are you? Fish.

Ever wondered what the world would be like if we weren't confined to physical forms? This week on Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose have concluded we would be nothing more than floating nerdy brain clouds. Listen to Anna and Rose debate the meaning of existence (with only two existential crises!) and discuss why we shouldn't hit people. Email us at twophilosophyminors@gmail.com, or check us out on Instagram @twophilosophyminors, Twitter @twoPHIminors, or on Facebook at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors.

Anna and Rose are back this week with a new episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into A Bar! This week we discuss how to define intelligence, and debate what makes a person strong or weak. If you'd like to submit a question for a future episode, (like Rose's wonderful friend Lindsey!) you can DM us or email us: twophilosophyminors@gmail.com, Instagram: @twophilosophyminors, Twitter @twoPHIminors, or check us out at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors.

Have you ever wondered whether hot dogs are sandwiches? Whether Judy Dench or Maggie Smith would win in a bare knuckled brawl? Why Pluto and Goofy are treated as two different species when they are both, in fact, dogs? Then look no further! Anna and Rose debate these questions and more in the very first Philosopher Fight Club!!

Listen, listeners... This episode is both much too serious and very silly. In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose discuss separating the art from the artist, unearth a joke from the 1950's, and debate man's "dominance" over animals. Send in your listener submissions to twophilosophyminors@gmail.com, and check us out on social media on Instagram @twophilosophyminors, on Twitter @twoPHIminors, and on Facebook at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors!

This is perhaps the strangest episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar thus far. But luckily we've managed yet another episode without a single drop of existential dread! In this episode listen to Anna and Rose discuss what defines "family," and debate immoral driving practices. If you want to reach out to us you can email us at twophilosophyminors@gmail.com or check us out on social media: Instagram @twophilosophyminors Twitter @twoPHIminors and at facebook.com/twophilosophyminors .

This episode is criminally good... ;) In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Anna and Rose consider the question, "Is a person still responsible for their actions if they have no memory of them?" and spend what feels like an eternity talking about soup (but in reality, was only twelve minutes). Keep an ear out for a next-level dad joke, and see if you can pinpoint the exact moment Rose lost the last of her marbles. Episode four is a wild ride, and we won't apologize for a single second. Find us on social media! Send us your own submissions and questions for future episodes. Instagram @twophilosophyminors // Twitter @twoPHIminors // Facebook: facebook.com/twophilosophyminors // Email: twophilosophyminors@gmail.com

In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Rose and Anna discuss if animals have souls, and talk about zombies even though nobody asked. You're welcome. Cat's don't make art, but do they have souls? Listen for Rose's two and a half existential crises this episode. Follow us on social media! We're accepting listener submissions via email and DM. Instagram: @twophilosophyminors Twitter: @twoPHIminors facebook.com/twophilosophyminors Email: twophilosophyminors@gmail.com

In this episode of Two Philosophy Minors Walk Into a Bar, Rose and Anna discuss if a person's name determines anything about their personality, and which bugs would be most terrifying if they were human-sized. The moral of this episode: bugs are crunchier than they should be and we do not like it when they scuttle. Kyles, please let us know whether your walls are intact or if they have fist-shaped holes in them. By some miracle, Rose made it through this episode without a single existential crisis! Follow us on social media! We're accepting listener submissions and questions via email and DM. Instagram: @twophilosophyminors Twitter: @twoPHIminors Email: twophilosophyminors@gmail.com

Listen to Rose and Anna debate the existence of fate, laugh at stupid jokes, and discuss if cats are intelligent enough to understand the Allegory of the Cave -- sorry, I mean the Cat-egory of the Cave. One thing's for sure: they were both dumb enough kids to eat straight butter. Existential Crisis Counter: 4. Follow us on social media @twophilosophyminors on Instagram, @twoPHIminors on Twitter, and email us submissions or questions to twophilosophyminors@gmail.com ! As a reminder, the audio quality will only improve from here. Bear with us, the next episode will be significantly better. We hope you enjoy a few laughs anyway!