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You guys! ... you guys. Listen to the players getting into these new characters. Like...it's nuts! eBoyTrav is playing Igla the Kalashtar Cleric Gloryhole Graham is playing Minser the Gnome Artificer Juicy Jessica is playing Gubli the Dwarven Barbarian BigBootyBlake is playing Torkra the Minotaur Paladin Get you some, biscuit!
You guys! ... you guys. Listen to the players getting into these new characters. Like...it's nuts! eBoyTrav is playing Igla the Kalashtar Cleric Gloryhole Graham is playing Minser the Gnome Artificer Juicy Jessica is playing Gubli the Dwarven Barbarian BigBootyBlake is playing Torkra the Minotaur Paladin Get you some, biscuit!
The first installment of the adventures of the Fateful Four starring; Igla the kalashtar cleric (eTrav), Gubli the dwarf barbarian (Jessi), Torkra the minotaur paladin (Blake), and Minser the gnome artificer (Graham)
The first installment of the adventures of the Fateful Four starring; Igla the kalashtar cleric (eTrav), Gubli the dwarf barbarian (Jessi), Torkra the minotaur paladin (Blake), and Minser the gnome artificer (Graham)
The party got out of the inn, sure. But to what end? And who has the money? And what is Reginald doing? Also, what was up with that tricycle? I've asked too many questions. I know too much. Send halp
The party got out of the inn, sure. But to what end? And who has the money? And what is Reginald doing? Also, what was up with that tricycle? I've asked too many questions. I know too much. Send halp
In this episode Surtos (Graham) decides to throw a stool at a possibly critically injured old lady. R-9831 (ETrav) and Rayne (Nick) disapprove while Ziemniak (Jessi) decides to steal rice and an amulet... probably the one the old lady threw in the ocean at the end of that long and terrible movie. Like, she could've given it to her kids or sold it on eBay or donated it to a charity. Come to think about it, Rose was hella selfish that ENTIRE film. What a garbage human being. RIP Bill Paxton
In this episode Surtos (Graham) decides to throw a stool at a possibly critically injured old lady. R-9831 (ETrav) and Rayne (Nick) disapprove while Ziemniak (Jessi) decides to steal rice and an amulet... probably the one the old lady threw in the ocean at the end of that long and terrible movie. Like, she could've given it to her kids or sold it on eBay or donated it to a charity. Come to think about it, Rose was hella selfish that ENTIRE film. What a garbage human being. RIP Bill Paxton
The party finally gets out of the inn and into the fray where possible zombies be a hoofin it. And Grigga is such a great help. Like, the biggest.
The party finally gets out of the inn and into the fray where possible zombies be a hoofin it. And Grigga is such a great help. Like, the biggest.
Look. I am going to be real with you. Some stuff went down. We can't talk about it. You're just going to have to listen to the episode. Send halp Etrav (R-9731) Graham (Surtos) Jessica (Ziemniak) Nick (Rayne) and Shamas (DM)
Look. I am going to be real with you. Some stuff went down. We can't talk about it. You're just going to have to listen to the episode. Send halp Etrav (R-9731) Graham (Surtos) Jessica (Ziemniak) Nick (Rayne) and Shamas (DM)
So, Shamas (dm) was trying to get his buds to finish an easy side quest the other dayeeeeeee. Graham (Surtos), Etrav (R-9731), Jessi (Ziemniak), and Blake (Falco) are again... taking three years to do a ten minute task. Send halp.
So, Shamas (dm) was trying to get his buds to finish an easy side quest the other dayeeeeeee. Graham (Surtos), Etrav (R-9731), Jessi (Ziemniak), and Blake (Falco) are again... taking three years to do a ten minute task. Send halp.
Shamas (DM) tries to help the party consisting of Etrav (R-9731), Jessi (Ziemniak), Graham (Surtos), and Nick (Rayne) as they finish clearing out the kobold infestation at the farmstead R I P Gripshaw. Vatos forever, mano
Shamas (DM) tries to help the party consisting of Etrav (R-9731), Jessi (Ziemniak), Graham (Surtos), and Nick (Rayne) as they finish clearing out the kobold infestation at the farmstead R I P Gripshaw. Vatos forever, mano
The party desperately tries to make their way to the encounter Only to find that they are far too efficient at getting derailed Will Shamas (dm) be able to get the party of Graham (surtos) Elliot (R-9731) Jessi (Ziemniak) and Blake (Falco back on task, or will he too fall victim of derailment? Find out in this episode of WAYLAYS AND MELEES
The party desperately tries to make their way to the encounter Only to find that they are far too efficient at getting derailed Will Shamas (dm) be able to get the party of Graham (surtos) Elliot (R-9731) Jessi (Ziemniak) and Blake (Falco back on task, or will he too fall victim of derailment? Find out in this episode of WAYLAYS AND MELEES
In this episode, the party finally escapes the cave after retrieving the item and surviving the harrowing attacks. They, once again, come face to face with the terrors within the wood. If the hills are alive with the sound of music, the trees are alive with the sound of Murder. Dun. Dun. DUnnnnnnnnn Will the party make it out in one piece? Will Ziemniak ever stop eating? And who IS the interior designer of these woods anyways?! Find out in this episode of Waylays and Melees!
In this episode, the party finally escapes the cave after retrieving the item and surviving the harrowing attacks. They, once again, come face to face with the terrors within the wood. If the hills are alive with the sound of music, the trees are alive with the sound of Murder. Dun. Dun. DUnnnnnnnnn Will the party make it out in one piece? Will Ziemniak ever stop eating? And who IS the interior designer of these woods anyways?! Find out in this episode of Waylays and Melees!
Shamas (dm) tries to guide these miserable saps of soot and syrup through the cave which house both the sought-after box and its guardian. Will Surtos (Graham), R-9731 (Etrav), Ziemniak (Jessi), and Falco (Blake) survive the journey? Why were they told to not kill the guard? Why are they stuck with "Not Kes"? And WHAT IS IN THE BOX?!
Shamas (dm) tries to guide these miserable saps of soot and syrup through the cave which house both the sought-after box and its guardian. Will Surtos (Graham), R-9731 (Etrav), Ziemniak (Jessi), and Falco (Blake) survive the journey? Why were they told to not kill the guard? Why are they stuck with "Not Kes"? And WHAT IS IN THE BOX?!
When the party finally gets through with the Danniker situation, they are met with an unlikely resolution... or is it? Despite the uncertain outcome, they get their first mission far from the Office with a new handler and many more new problems to overcome. Tasked to find a box in a cave in a far off forest, the party wonders if their dozen or so comrades are reinforcements or simply fodder. More than that, who is the guardian of the box for which they were warned, what else could lie in these woods, and what is in the box?!
When the party finally gets through with the Danniker situation, they are met with an unlikely resolution... or is it? Despite the uncertain outcome, they get their first mission far from the Office with a new handler and many more new problems to overcome. Tasked to find a box in a cave in a far off forest, the party wonders if their dozen or so comrades are reinforcements or simply fodder. More than that, who is the guardian of the box for which they were warned, what else could lie in these woods, and what is in the box?!
In this episode, the cast breaks down the blind-siding events of the session. Join us as we barely get through it in one piece.
In this episode, the cast breaks down the blind-siding events of the session. Join us as we barely get through it in one piece.
Join our indentured servants; Ziemniak (Jessie), R-9731 (E-Trav), Surtos (Graham), Falco (Blake) and Rayne (Nick) as they go on a side mission of Kes Morne's to stop a suspected child abductor.
Join our indentured servants; Ziemniak (Jessie), R-9731 (E-Trav), Surtos (Graham), Falco (Blake) and Rayne (Nick) as they go on a side mission of Kes Morne's to stop a suspected child abductor.
In this episode of The Office, Jim Halpert (Falco) and Pam Beesly (Ziemniak) have to help Dwight Schrute (R-9731) and Ryan Howard (Surtos) in their quest to meet Michael Scott (Jahl Fet), completing the next step in their quest to freedom! It's gross.
In this episode of The Office, Jim Halpert (Falco) and Pam Beesly (Ziemniak) have to help Dwight Schrute (R-9731) and Ryan Howard (Surtos) in their quest to meet Michael Scott (Jahl Fet), completing the next step in their quest to freedom! It's gross.
wtf just happened? No one knows really... let's dive into a recap of the events and see where the players landed after the mind f&#k that just happened.
wtf just happened? No one knows really... let's dive into a recap of the events and see where the players landed after the mind f&#k that just happened.
R-9731 (Elliot), Ziemniak (Jess), Surtos (Graham), and Falco (Blake) go from the frying pan into a hard place. From hanging out as slaves to rocking out as indentured servants, they're just having a great time being forced to open creatures up for sport. It's....it's just great. They love it here.
R-9731 (Elliot), Ziemniak (Jess), Surtos (Graham), and Falco (Blake) go from the frying pan into a hard place. From hanging out as slaves to rocking out as indentured servants, they're just having a great time being forced to open creatures up for sport. It's....it's just great. They love it here.
Listen, I know the Kelpi thing was rough, but bare with us because the audio in this one is a bit rougher. The only thing more hard to hear is the ending to this session's story. Hold on to your butts and ready your ear holes because you, the party, and the rest of the world is about to meet "The Wood"
Listen, I know the Kelpi thing was rough, but bare with us because the audio in this one is a bit rougher. The only thing more hard to hear is the ending to this session's story. Hold on to your butts and ready your ear holes because you, the party, and the rest of the world is about to meet "The Wood"
The After Party To one of the more gruesome of sessions. It's been a day when you go from an acquaintance of yours being flogged to death again and again right to the person responsible for your escape being killed by a sticky hate horse of doom. Discuss.
The After Party To one of the more gruesome of sessions. It's been a day when you go from an acquaintance of yours being flogged to death again and again right to the person responsible for your escape being killed by a sticky hate horse of doom. Discuss.
Session Two was a whole thing, it seems! Shamas (dm) is just trying to get Graham (Surtos), Nick (Rayne), Elliot (R-9731), Jessica (Ziemniak), and Blake (Falco) through this shit storm we call a Dungeons and Dragons Story. Thots and Prayers.
Session Two was a whole thing, it seems! Shamas (dm) is just trying to get Graham (Surtos), Nick (Rayne), Elliot (R-9731), Jessica (Ziemniak), and Blake (Falco) through this shit storm we call a Dungeons and Dragons Story. Thots and Prayers.
The After Party we didn't ask for, but the one we deserved. What is there to say after a mouthy devil-man gets flogged to death not once but several times? What's next? A big ol' yikes-o-rama from me, friends. Big Oofs.
The After Party we didn't ask for, but the one we deserved. What is there to say after a mouthy devil-man gets flogged to death not once but several times? What's next? A big ol' yikes-o-rama from me, friends. Big Oofs.
The First Session... With everyone at the table, save for Nick (Rayne). Turns out that our adventuring party is nearly all children! Where are there parents? Who leaves them with a horny...I mean, horned devil man? What is happening?
The First Session... With everyone at the table, save for Nick (Rayne). Turns out that our adventuring party is nearly all children! Where are there parents? Who leaves them with a horny...I mean, horned devil man? What is happening?
Elliot and Shamas shun Karl again and again It's like... is it so hard to just be not seen and not heard? Like, where are you parents?!
Elliot and Shamas shun Karl again and again It's like... is it so hard to just be not seen and not heard? Like, where are you parents?!
Elliot plays R-9731 as he embarks on the stoic shitstorm which Shamas the DM has laid before him. Be honest... would you put your brain in a robot's body?
Elliot plays R-9731 as he embarks on the stoic shitstorm which Shamas the DM has laid before him. Be honest... would you put your brain in a robot's body?
Jess and Shamas talk about...whatever the f*ck just happened. There....there are no words.
Jess and Shamas talk about...whatever the f*ck just happened. There....there are no words.
Jessica Sluslarski plays Ziemniak... probably on accident Follow along as we watch Shamas and Jess struggling through a session that should have been done so much smoother, but no one took into account how bad these two are at playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Jessica Sluslarski plays Ziemniak... probably on accident Follow along as we watch Shamas and Jess struggling through a session that should have been done so much smoother, but no one took into account how bad these two are at playing Dungeons and Dragons.
Blake and Shamas discuss Falco Grubb's confusing beginnings... like a coming-of-age-story about how a young boy takes on the world with his vastly confusing set of buldging muscles and all of the naivity that comes with it. Your guess is as good as ours, as to what is going on here.
Blake and Shamas discuss Falco Grubb's confusing beginnings... like a coming-of-age-story about how a young boy takes on the world with his vastly confusing set of buldging muscles and all of the naivity that comes with it. Your guess is as good as ours, as to what is going on here.
I bet you didn't know that cats have barbed penises so they strip away their competition's sex sauce. True story.
I bet you didn't know that cats have barbed penises so they strip away their competition's sex sauce. True story.
We want to thank you with all of our hearts for any and all of the support you give! It really does mean the world to we poor degenerates
We want to thank you with all of our hearts for any and all of the support you give! It really does mean the world to we poor degenerates
Post Session Chat about the Session and what not, sucka!
Post Session Chat about the Session and what not, sucka!
Surtos is pulled into the material plane, but before he has a chance to figure out what is going on, a team is dispatched to hunt down the mage Hershel (the cause of Surtos' displacement) and Surtos himself. The team is led by Rayne, who's pursuit is slowed but not halted. Surtos has found a caravan leading away from town. Is this the salvation he was looking for or yet another unfortunate event along the way.
Surtos is pulled into the material plane, but before he has a chance to figure out what is going on, a team is dispatched to hunt down the mage Hershel (the cause of Surtos' displacement) and Surtos himself. The team is led by Rayne, who's pursuit is slowed but not halted. Surtos has found a caravan leading away from town. Is this the salvation he was looking for or yet another unfortunate event along the way.
Written by Sam Rodriguez Performed by Sam Rodriguez, Nick Holland
Written by Sam Rodriguez Performed by Sam Rodriguez, Nick Holland
# Blake and Shamas discuss Falco Grubb's confusing beginnings... ### like a coming-of-age-story about how a young boy takes on the world with his vastly confusing set of buldging muscles and all of the naivity that comes with it. Your guess is as good as ours, as to what is going on here.
##Shamas (dm) tries to guide these miserable saps of soot and syrup through the cave which house both the sought-after box and its guardian. Will Surtos (Graham), R-9731 (Etrav), Ziemniak (Jessi), and Falco (Blake) survive the journey? Why were they told to not kill the guard? Why are they stuck with "Not Kes"? And #WHAT IS IN THE BOX?!
##The After Party we didn't ask for, but the one we deserved. ###What is there to say after a mouthy devil-man gets flogged to death not once but several times? What's next? A big ol' yikes-o-rama from me, friends. Big Oofs.
# It's the after party! ### Shamas, Nick, and Graham discuss the session and very wrong it went SO fast! Please send halp
# Jessica Sluslarski plays Ziemniak... probably on accident ### Follow along as we watch Shamas and Jess struggling through a session that should have been done so much smoother, but no one took into account how bad these two are at playing Dungeons and Dragons.
# Bonus Interview done by Lambsauce of Raquelle with Gelder Incorporated. ## A little taste of what is coming up! ## Tune in to the Twitch stream and Youtube channel, and be sure to join us in our Discord Server!
# Falco Grubbs the Halfling Barbarian badass makes his debut ## When little Falco (played by Blake) wakes up in a cave next to a rotting corpse only to hear a mangle of men calling from the ravine below, will he be rescued or put in even more peril? ### Tell me! I need to know!
##wtf just happened? No one knows really... let's dive into a recap of the events and see where the players landed after the mind f&#k that just happened.
## Look. I am going to be real with you. Some stuff went down. We can't talk about it. You're just going to have to listen to the episode. ### Send halp # Etrav (R-9731) Graham (Surtos) Jessica (Ziemniak) Nick (Rayne) and Shamas (DM)
## We want to thank you with all of our hearts for any and all of the support you give! It really does mean the world to we poor degenerates
## In this episode, the party finally escapes the cave after retrieving the item and surviving the harrowing attacks. They, once again, come face to face with the terrors within the wood. If the hills are alive with the sound of music, the trees are alive with the sound of Murder. ### Dun. Dun. DUnnnnnnnnn ## Will the party make it out in one piece? Will Ziemniak ever stop eating? And who IS the interior designer of these woods anyways?! # Find out in this episode of Waylays and Melees!
## Written by # Sam Rodriguez ## Performed by # Sam Rodriguez, Nick Holland
## In this episode Surtos (Graham) decides to throw a stool at a possibly critically injured old lady. R-9831 (ETrav) and Rayne (Nick) disapprove while Ziemniak (Jessi) decides to steal rice and an amulet... probably the one the old lady threw in the ocean at the end of that long and terrible movie. ### Like, she could've given it to her kids or sold it on eBay or donated it to a charity. Come to think about it, Rose was hella selfish that ENTIRE film. What a garbage human being. ### RIP Bill Paxton
## The party desperately tries to make their way to the encounter ### Only to find that they are far too efficient at getting derailed ## Will Shamas (dm) be able to get the party of Graham (surtos) Elliot (R-9731) Jessi (Ziemniak) and Blake (Falco back on task, or will he too fall victim of derailment? # Find out in this episode of WAYLAYS AND MELEES
##In this episode of The Office, Jim Halpert (Falco) and Pam Beesly (Ziemniak) have to help Dwight Schrute (R-9731) and Ryan Howard (Surtos) in their quest to meet Michael Scott (Jahl Fet), completing the next step in their quest to freedom! ###It's gross.
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