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Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio

  • May 11, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
  • 103 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from We're No Doctors

20 Bucks for Jack in the Box (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 112:05


On this special episode, Steve is joined again by David and Eve Dastmalchian to discuss the death of Steve’s mother and what’s going on with the current pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shots and Bidets with David and Eve Dastmalchian

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 54:09


Once again Steve is recording from Atlanta and once again his guests are David and Eve Dastmalchian. They talk about their up-coming inoculations and David tries the bidet toilet seat…LIVE!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Ass is Desensitized

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 37:34


Steve is back with some spare time to talk about what’s been happening with his body over the past couple weeks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dear Corn, How’s Your Summer? (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 49:08


David and Eve Dastmalchian are living with Steve in Atlanta while David and Steve work on The Suicide Squad. The conversation revolves mostly around ticks, but strays occasionally to pink eye, pneumonia and scorpions.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is Some Real Adult Shit

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 35:16


Steve has finally left LA and settled in the greater Atlanta area for the next 5-6 months. What does he miss most about LA? Listen and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adventure Man

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 31:14


Steve is almost done moving his junk into storage for his big out of town adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Dude Has a Totally New Dick

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 44:39


Steve talks about possible Tennis Elbow and a man who was accidentally circumcised at 70 years old! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

F*ck You Gout, Get Out! (with Eric Vespe)

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 59:50


Steve welcomes writer, producer and friend, Eric Vespe to talk about the joys of gout. Get into it, kids! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Cabbage Patch Dolls of Shoes (with Ken Plume)

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2019 77:55


Steve talks with his friend, Ken Plume about dehydration, Air Jordans and so, so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ribs Are Weird

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 23:19


Steve’s back problems are at an all time high, or low depending on how you grade back problems. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He Died From Being Tall

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019 60:52


Steve takes some viewer mail and has more back issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Second Puberty

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2019 60:51


Steve’s voice is apparently changing, his back is still hurt, he can’t remember anyone's name and he’s waiting for a food delivery from some guy on a bike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Other People’s Suffering

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 51:38


Steve lifted with his back and really screwed up his sacroiliac joints. He also had two cavities filled. What a trooper!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SLEEPY DIZZY

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2019 61:58


Steve talks about his weekend, a perfect storm of motion sickness, dehydration and lack of sleep. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That Gross, Fleshy Smoke

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2019 67:51


Well, Steve finally had his disgusting molar removed after putting it off for about a year. Hear all about it on this week’s episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’ve Been Prescribed a Star Wars Villain.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2019 60:21


Steve is finding his updated recording software a little off. He also has some concerns about his new allergy medication and even bigger concerns about pneumonia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Do I Have Meningitis?

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019 61:30


Steve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Fart, a Burp or a Tiger

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 56:19


Steve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Almost Doctor (with Victoria Agee)

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2019 74:48


Steve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when a patient is too big to fit in a CT scanner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Ate Like A Garbage Boy

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2019 58:56


Steve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Think Everybody Should Have a Life Alert.

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2019 44:00


Steve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Feigned a Faint (with David and Eve Dastmalchian)

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 66:38


Dave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Family is Cursed by Stairs

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 52:26


Steve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Podcast Will be Used as Evidence

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2019 62:27


Steve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Rehearsal for Being Incapacitated (with Scott Reeder)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 74:32


Musician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Hum

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2019 59:53


Is Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congratulations, You Have a Hotel

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 65:33


Steve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colon Cancer (with Rob Pash)

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 76:53


Steve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve Turns 50

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2019 49:09


Steve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentits Day (with Felicia Day)

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 63:09


Felicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Unfamiliar Sensations

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2019 84:36


Steve shares his experience of the absolute horror of having his stent removed…through his penis…while he was awake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let’s Go On a Journey Up My Dick!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 58:56


Steve gives a step by step account of his kidney stone removal surgery. Spoiler: It sucked! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Live From San Francisco Sketchfest (with Dana Gould and Jane Wiedlin)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 87:59


Busy and Steve are back together for the first time in 8 months for a live taping from the San Francisco Sketchfest with guests Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Simpsons) and Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go’s). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I’m Gonna Eat Like The Rock!

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 70:31


Steve is back on his own this week with all sorts of diet/training/health stories. Buckle up, Buttercups.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everybody’s Got a Remedy (with Michael Rosenbaum)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 72:20


 This week Steve is joined by Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Impastor) to talk about neck surgery, back surgery, Vasovagal Syncope and oh so much more!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cheese Days (with Jillian Bell)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 119:36


Actress Jillian Bell has one of the most amazing kidney stone stories Steve has EVER heard. Plus Steve updates us on day 7 without sugar or carbs. This one is a doozy!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crudités and Compensation

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2019 63:34


Steve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gagmore, Starring Steve Agee

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2018 68:14


Steve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve's in Training

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2018 63:48


Steve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shingles (with Esther Povitsky)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 69:53


Comedian Esther Povitsky (Alone Together and the Glowing Up podcast) joins Steve to talk about shingles, broken toes, contact lenses and much more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Guy Needs More Snot

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2018 61:15


Steve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Lot of Little Squiggles

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2018 58:14


Steve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Depression (episode rerelease with Andy Richter and Busy Phillips)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 64:25


Steve revisits a listener favorite episode with actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Here's Your New Diet - Happy Thanksgiving!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2018 70:03


Steve talks about his fire induced allergies and responds to listener emails.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My Lips Will Shrivel in the Corners

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2018 65:51


Steve is solo this week, but that doesn’t stop him from talking about his flu shot, allergies, tongues that dissolve in salt water and much, much more.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Used to Put Leeches on People (with Greg Behrendt)

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2018 69:35


Comedian/podcast host (Maybe It’s You), Greg Behrendt returns to talk about his recent hip replacement surgery and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mono Forever (with Shannon Woodward)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2018 54:26


Actor Shannon Woodward (Westworld, Raising Hope) sits with Steve to talk about wisdom teeth, dry sockets and much, much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In Through Your Dick (with the Sklar Brothers)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2018 59:11


Steve is joined by comedians, brothers and podcasters (Dumb People Town, View From the Cheap Seats) the Sklar brothers to talk about hemorrhoids, colonoscopies and Steve’s personal favorite, kidney stones! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I Guess Fog is Goth

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2018 55:39


Steve reads listener comments, talks about mental health and why he has a goth cough. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Few Frightful Moments

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2018 73:23


Steve is by himself this week, but not without a lot to talk about, including his trip to Death Valley, Las Vegas and of course more listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eleven Cavities (with Justine Bateman)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 100:28


This week Steve welcomes actor/author/director, Justine Bateman to discuss cavities, her burst appendix, internet trolls and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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