Your Immortal

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A podcast performance of the most bizarre, stupid erotic fan-fiction on the Internet.

Cyrus Nemati


    • Jan 19, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 11m AVG DURATION
    • 10 EPISODES


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    Episode 10: How the Grinch Stole XXXmas, by nightmare_kidette

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2019 7:43


    January is a little late for this story, but don't let that stop you from listening to this sexy Christmas tale. Full story here.

    Episode 9: Net Neutrality, by dankmemeslol

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2018 9:58


    "Net Neutrality" is a story that centers on the guy who would let your ISP charge you extra to download this podcast. It's that jerkface Ajit Pai!

    Episode 8: A Day With Alex Jones, by anonymous

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2018 15:50


    If you're been waiting for a clean episode, this is it! This is the noir story of one man's encounter with Alex Jones, the only Nazi that our tech overlords saw as a threat to their business model. At least, I delivered it like a noir story. Guest starring Kylie Clark as the Globalist Archdemon.

    Episode 7: How to Love Your Dragon, by IllusionEvenstar

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2018 13:51


    Hiccup and Toothless from the How to Train Your Dragon series gain an indestructible bond through some very dubious lovemaking in this super weird piece of fan fiction.

    Episode 6: Fights, Bites, and Primal Delights by Vicarious Facade

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2018 9:23


    Who is the real couple in Beauty and the Beast? Belle and the Beast barely have a relationship. Truly, the one couple that matters is Gaston and LeFou.

    Episode 5: Execute Order 69, by imgoingtohellforthis

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2018 10:55


    What if Emperor Palpatine had decided that he'd prefer to build a strip club instead of a Death Star?

    Episode 4: First Encounter, by Lyris Malachi

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2018 10:37


    When all the students are home for the summer, Hogwarts feels more than a little empty. Good thing he knows a giant squid who's capable of filling him up.

    Episode 3: The Unexpected Wizard, by molmcmahon

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 7:32


    The Unexpected Wizard is the story of a love so strong, clothes need not be removed. But can a dwarf, his brother, and a human wizard find love in the midst of a great and terrible journey to defeat a dragon?

    Episode 2: Ménage a Trois, by Amanda

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 17:01


    Episode 2 of Your Immortal is a smut-filled romp involving Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, and Sméagol. This one gets pretty filthy and I hope doesn't run afoul of my various podcast distributors, who I full expected to reject me for episode one. Please subscribe, share, and comment!

    Episode 1: Treebeard's Need, by Estel Baggins

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2018 13:52


    In the first episode of Your Immortal, hear a tale that begins early in the Fourth Age of Middle Earth, where though the One Ring has been destroyed, not all rejoice. Where shall an Ent find release and succor when all the Entwives remain lost?

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