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For the first time ever, the Sheriff's Secret Police has made their blotter public. Guest writer: Brie Williams Weather: “Best Friends” by Curtains: https://curtains.bandcamp.com/ If you can, please support our Patreon: http://patreon.com/welcometonightvale/ Rescheduled tour dates for 2020: http://www.welcometonightvale.com/live/ Our third novel, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home, is out now: http://www.welcometonightvale.com/books/ Music: Disparition http://disparition.info Logo: Rob Wilson http://robwilsonwork.com Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. http://welcometonightvale.com Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram. Check out our books, live shows, store, membership program, and official recap show. Produced by Night Vale Presents. http://nightvalepresents.com
In this episode, our wayward adventurers head off to deal with the ostrich corpse... and its mysterious owner. At the beginning, Jimbles takes too long to introduce the podcast and so the players just list other, better podcasts: Critical Role: https://critrole.com/ What began in 2012 as a bunch of friends playing in each other's living rooms has evolved into a multi-platform entertainment sensation, attracting over half million viewers every week. Now in its second campaign storyline, the show features seven popular voiceover actors diving into epic Dungeons & Dragons adventures, led by veteran game master Matthew Mercer. Friends At The Table: http://friendsatthetable.net/ Friends at the Table is an actual play podcast about critical worldbuilding, smart characterization, and fun interaction between good friends. My Brother, My Brother and Me: https://www.maximumfun.org/shows/my-brother-my-brother-and-me My Brother, My Brother and Me is an advicecast for the modern era featuring three real-life brothers: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy. For roughly five-sixths of an hour each week, with new episodes dropping every Monday, the brothers McElroy will answer any query sent our way, each fielding questions falling into our respective areas of expertise. We operate like a streamlined, advice-generating machine. It’s both terrifying and humbling to behold. The Cryptonaturalist: https://www.cryptonaturalist.com/ The CryptoNaturalist is a scripted bi-weekly podcast that explores strange nature. A bit true. Part poetry. Mostly fiction. Welcome to Night Vale: http://www.welcometonightvale.com/ WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events. Alice Isn't Dead: http://www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead A truck driver searches across America for the wife she had long assumed was dead. In the course of her search, she will encounter not-quite-human serial murderers, towns literally lost in time, and a conspiracy that goes way beyond one missing woman. My Favourite Murder: https://www.myfavoritemurder.com/ My Favorite Murder is a weekly true crime comedy podcast hosted by American comedians Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark. Written In Uncertainty: https://writteninuncertainty.wordpress.com/ A podcast for those who want to go a little deeper into Elder Scrolls lore, for fans who know the basics and want to find out where the more complex ideas come from. Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/professorjimblesdicebag/the-tree-of-tales-episode-4 Apple Podcasts: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/professor-jimbles-dicebag/id1080181132 Jimbles on Twitter: twitter.com/Prof_Jimbles Dev on Twitter: twitter.com/DeksDM James on Twitter: twitter.com/Wyrmwoods Eliza on Twitter: twitter.com/BirdVentures (Ian has no Twitter) Facebook: www.facebook.com/ProfessorJimblesDiceBag/ Professor Jimbles' Dice Bag is a hobbyist podcast - We create episodes for fun! Please rate and subscribe on iTunes in your favourite app, and tweet your favourite parts to @Prof_Jimbles on Twitter. If you think anyone would enjoy listening to us, send them a link! If you think we're idiots, tell us so with a 5-star review in iTunes, I promise I'll read them and be sad. Finally, you can always contact Jimbles and the crew on the facebook page: www.facebook.com/ProfessorJimblesDiceBag/ or at ProfessorJimblesDiceBag@gmail.com
Hope you had a good Father's Day. This week's news brings on a few past stories including an ironic twist for a bank robber. I've also got some good news for gamers, a tattoo artist you definitely don't want to cross and a sad sweet story about a couple from India. The "Jackass of The Week" comes courtesy of a seriously depressing study about chocolate milk. And finally, this week's "Recommended Listening" features the dark and twisted world from "Welcome to Night Vale." -WEIRD NEWS- -Germany Planning To Crush 35 Tons of Fidget SpinnersGerman customs seized 35 tons of dangerous defective spinners in May and plan to crush them. -Woman Sues Casino After $43 million Over Jackpot ErrorA New York woman is suing a Queens casino, it's parent company, and the manufacturer of it's slot machines after she was denied a $43 million jackpot from a penny slot machine. The New York State Gaming Commission ruled the jackpot to be an error.-Man Who Robbed Bank To Escape Wife, Sentenced To House ArrestA 71 year old man who robbed a bank in 2016 claiming he wanted to get arrested to get away from his wife, has been sentenced to 6 months of house arrest. Lawyers and doctors ruled that the behavior was a result of undiagnosed depression and he should not serve jail time.-Brazilian Tattoo Artist Arrested For Tattooing Thief's ForeheadA tattoo artist in Sao Paolo, Brazil caught a 17 year old trying to steal his bike. As punishment, he tattooed his forehead with, "sou ladrão e vacilão," which translates to, "I am a thief and a loser." The tattooer and a friend, who assisted in the incident, were arrested for torturing the boy.-Study Finds Gamers Have Lower Rate of Premature EjaculationA recent Italian study on gaming and sexual health found that gamers appear less likely to experience premature ejaculation during sex. On the other hand, they also found that male gamers overall had a lower sex drive in general, so that may be the true reason for the low rate of PE. -Man Bitten by Snake, Bites Wife So They Can Die TogetherA man in Indian woke up to find he had been bitten by a poisonous snake. After telling his wife that he loved her and wanted them to die together, she allowed him to bite her on the wrist as well. He later died, but she was treated at a local hospital and survived. -JACKASS OF THE WEEK- WAY Too Many Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown CowsA survey by the National Dairy Council found that 7% of adults polled think that brown cows produce chocolate milk. Another 48% don't know where it comes from at all. -RECOMMENDED LISTENING-http://welcometonightvale.com"WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE is a twice-monthly podcast in the style of community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, featuring local weather, news, announcements from the Sheriff's Secret Police, mysterious lights in the night sky, dark hooded figures with unknowable powers, and cultural events.Turn on your radio and hide" -Sponsors- Become a sponsor http://Patreon.com/odddadout -Promos This Week-#PodernFamilyNetflix 'N SwillEpic Film GuysPreRecorded Live
The Sheriff's Secret Police track down a fugitive. Plus, stories from vacation, some progress at the new Old Night Vale Opera House, and another edition of "Hey There, Cecil." Weather: "Matches" by Sifu Hotman (sifuhotman.bandcamp.com) Music: Disparition, disparition.info. Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
The Sheriff's Secret Police are holding their annual auction of seized property, and our favorite community radio host finds Lot 37 particularly interesting. Plus a new challenger for the mayoral title and some great advice for toddlers. This episode was co-written with Glen David Gold. Weather: "Absentee" by Jack Campbell, jackcampbell.bandcamp.com Music: Disparition, disparition.info. Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
Cecil receives a cryptic phone call from someone who is very close. Plus, a new business plan at the Daily Journal, an important list from the Sheriff's Secret Police, and improvements at the public library. Weather: "Those Days Are Gone and My Heart is Breaking" by Barton Carroll. bartoncarroll.com Music: Disparition, disparition.info Logo: Rob Wilson, silastom.com Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.