Backyard Hang

Fuck first, date second. Tim is still drunk. Ryan is still sober. Crazy I know. Doctors have given about 2 more year to live. Ryan is his doctor. Tons of cool shit is talked about in this episode. LISTEN NOW!!! Also subscribe and tell your friends. And stick around until the end because Ryan uploaded one of his old songs to the episode.

The last episode before the world ends. Have a nice one. Maybe we'll run into each other in a Mad Max type scenario down the road. That would be sick. See ya!

I woke up yesterday It was exactly the same thing as today. It’s all the same. It’s all the same. Phase after phase, mask after mask, they can’t hide your eyes, they can see your eyes. When will the misery end or will it stay the same, day after day? Night after night nothing feels the same, nothing feels sane, nothing makes me happy anymore, nothing makes me happy anymore. Day after day. Day after day. Day after day. It’s all the same thing day after day.

4 months later and Ryan is now fully sober and Tim is still fully drunk. We catch up on our lives and talk shit like usual. It's a good one. Def listen now.

In this episode we talk about life in lockdown. Ryan is sober and Tim is very NOT sober. Will there be a recession or even the Great Depression 2? Find out who's taking what side. We made a bet on the future of our economy.

The audio is a little shitty now because we're recording over Zoom. It's free and it's the end of the world so deal with it. Naturally all we talk about is Covid and how it's affecting our lives. Oh and also Tiger King. Duh. Subscribe and tell a friend.

This week yes we talk about the virus and how it's affecting us drunks. No bars are open. What do we do now? Social distancing in full effect.

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After last weekend Ryan is SUPER cool. He's no longer a total square. Listen to the episode and find out why. Also mani pedis are dope.

In this episode we talk about how Ryan doesn't want to be a drunk mess on the weekends anymore and how Tim still wants to be a drunk mess all week. Also Ryan baby birded his girlfriend and Tim went on a bender and did cool shit and is super bad luck. I don't know just listen.

In this episode we talk about how Tim got hit by a car and has a big black eye. Also there's a bunch of other cool shit we talk about. Check it out.

In this episode we talk about how Tim got hit by a car and has a big black eye. Also there's a bunch of other cool shit we talk about. Check it out.

Great episode talking about how cool Ryan's girlfriend's butt is and how he has to battle guys away from her. Also Tim is drunk a lot and I can't remember what else we talked about it. It's a banger.

Great episode talking about how cool Ryan's girlfriend's butt is and how he has to battle guys away from her. Also Tim is drunk a lot and I can't remember what else we talked about it. It's a banger.

We talk about how we were drunk all weekend and Tim did DMT for the first time. Also where we were when we found out Kobe died. Spoiler alert Ryan was on the toilet. Also Ryan has a new g*rlfriend.

We talk about how we were drunk all weekend and Tim did DMT for the first time. Also where we were when we found out Kobe died. Spoiler alert Ryan was on the toilet. Also Ryan has a new g*rlfriend.

In this episode we recap the last 3 months we've been away. Ryan talks about ugly crying again and Tim almost died from a knee scrape.

In this episode we recap the last 3 months we've been away. Ryan talks about ugly crying again and Tim almost died from a knee scrape.

In this episode we talk about Ryan being shamed by 5 women, Tim gambling in an underground casino and why the Soprano's is the greatest show of all time. It's a banger. Check it out and hit the subscribe button.

In this episode we talk about Ryan being shamed by 5 women, Tim gambling in an underground casino and why the Soprano's is the greatest show of all time. It's a banger. Check it out and hit the subscribe button.

Check out our very first live show. Some new and old stories. A super cool sound board that's VERY mature was played and don't stick around for the last 15 minutes. It's a shit show.

Check out our very first live show. Some new and old stories. A super cool sound board that's VERY mature was played and don't stick around for the last 15 minutes. It's a shit show.

In this episode we get so gnarly with the poop talk that Tim almost throws up. We talk about PTSD in the military, how much saying LOL sucks and Ryan gets accosted at a grocery store.

In this episode we get so gnarly with the poop talk that Tim almost throws up. We talk about PTSD in the military, how much saying LOL sucks and Ryan gets accosted at a grocery store.

In this episode we talk a lot of brown talk and we talk about Ryan's new music project and how much Disneyland sucks.

In this episode we talk a lot of brown talk and we talk about Ryan's new music project and how much Disneyland sucks.

In this epsiode we talk about Ryan being sober from pornography for 18 days. A dude at the bar who tried to use his 3 month old daughter to pick up a girl at the bar and Tim's epic 10 day journey in the Mojave desert doing shrooms.

In this epsiode we talk about Ryan being sober from pornography for 18 days. A dude at the bar who tried to use his 3 month old daughter to pick up a girl at the bar and Tim's epic 10 day journey in the Mojave desert doing shrooms.

In this episode we talk about how Tim became a sleeping bush monster. We also decide to never talk about Ryan's stupid vegan diet again annnnnnnd yes we talk about pregnant girls on Tinder.

In this episode we talk about how Tim became a sleeping bush monster. We also decide to never talk about Ryan's stupid vegan diet again annnnnnnd yes we talk about pregnant girls on Tinder.

It's our twentieth episode. To celebrate we're releasing just an "ok" episode. We talk about the infamous courtesy wipe. You know when you wipe and then like an hour later you have to go back and wipe a little more? Tim has never experienced this. It's an every day occurance for Ryan. Shrug emoji, oh well.

It's our twentieth episode. To celebrate we're releasing just an "ok" episode. We talk about the infamous courtesy wipe. You know when you wipe and then like an hour later you have to go back and wipe a little more? Tim has never experienced this. It's an every day occurance for Ryan. Shrug emoji, oh well.

In this episode our friend Teddy joins us again. We talk about a 1am trip to TJ and a bunch of other stuff. It's a good one.

In this episode our friend Teddy joins us again. We talk about a 1am trip to TJ and a bunch of other stuff. It's a good one.

We're BACK!!! After a long hiatus we're here and worse than ever. In this episode Tim talks about how he takes in random homeless girls off the street and feeds them and showers them. Also Ryan is now vegan. Never trust a fat vegan.

We're BACK!!! After a long hiatus we're here and worse than ever. In this episode Tim talks about how he takes in random homeless girls off the street and feeds them and showers them. Also Ryan is now vegan. Never trust a fat vegan.

In this episode we talk to Bryan one of Ryan's oldest friends. He's a brewer and a world traveler. He's got some cool stroies and we rip on him about his past girlfriends and a bunch of other shit. This is a really good episode. Grab a beer and put some headphones on and chill with us.

In this episode we talk to Bryan one of Ryan's oldest friends. He's a brewer and a world traveler. He's got some cool stroies and we rip on him about his past girlfriends and a bunch of other shit. This is a really good episode. Grab a beer and put some headphones on and chill with us.

In this episode we talk to our friend Chris who is the bar manager for a great bar called Fiesta Cantina. If you're ever in the Hillcrest area in San Diego make sure you stop by. He's an awesome guy and the bar is a lot of fun. They have HUGE margs too. Make sure you subscribe to us and leave us a 5 star rating. Thanks for listening.

In this episode we talk to our friend Chris who is the bar manager for a great bar called Fiesta Cantina. If you're ever in the Hillcrest area in San Diego make sure you stop by. He's an awesome guy and the bar is a lot of fun. They have HUGE margs too. Make sure you subscribe to us and leave us a 5 star rating. Thanks for listening.

In this episode we talk to our friend Ubaldo. He was in a really well known band in San Diego called "Bumbaklot". I'm not sure on the spelling but whatever. Anyway he's a rad dude and also works in the concert industry so he's got some crazy stories. He talks about working a private show with the Rolling Stones. Pretty good episode. Definitely listen to this one. So we say this is episode 16 during the episode but really it's being released as 15. There was a couple of stinkers in between so we decided to release the episodes out of order. Sorry for the confusion but hey... IT'S FREE!!! Also remember to subsribe and tell a friend. Thanks for listening.

In this episode we talk to our friend Ubaldo. He was in a really well known band in San Diego called "Bumbaklot". I'm not sure on the spelling but whatever. Anyway he's a rad dude and also works in the concert industry so he's got some crazy stories. He talks about working a private show with the Rolling Stones. Pretty good episode. Definitely listen to this one. So we say this is episode 16 during the episode but really it's being released as 15. There was a couple of stinkers in between so we decided to release the episodes out of order. Sorry for the confusion but hey... IT'S FREE!!! Also remember to subsribe and tell a friend. Thanks for listening.

In this episode we talk to our friend Blake at CJ's Lounge in San Diego. You can hear a little bit of background noise but not much. At one point you can hear "Kiss by a Rose" by Seal playing in the background. That's pretty cool. Anyway Blake is a rad guy who actually has done a lot of cool shit in the 25 years he's been alive. Check out the episode. It's a good one. Also subscribe to us on iTunes or Google Play and leave us a 5 star rating. Thanks for listening and go get drunk and make some bad decisions.

In this episode we sit down and chat with our friend Eric who's a bartender at Aero Club. He gives us all the details on all the rumors of the bar closing or moving or getting sold and what not. All of the rumors are put to rest in this episode. Also he gives us a lot of cool history of the bar and shares some personal stories. We talk about a bunch of other shit too and Ryan talks about relationship drama that he caused. Oh also Teddy sits in again to fill in while Eric is with customers. We recorded this episode while Eric was working a shift at the bar. This is a really good one and you're not going to want to miss it. Please subscribe and tell a friend.

In this episode we talk to our friend Mike. He just recently got Bell's Palsy. He talks super openly about it. How it's affected him physically and also emotionally. This is a brutally honest episode. It's not all serious though. We get up to our usual drunk shenanigans so don't worry. As always this episode is extremely NSFW. So if you're around sensative ears we recommend you wear headphones. Also please subscribe and tell a friend. Thanks for listening.

In this episode we had an amazing wine party at our friend Danny's house. We had four special guests on the episode. It was seriously so much fun and you're not going to want to miss this episode. This is Tim's favorite episode. Please subscribe and tell a friend. We talk about anything and everything. A lot about the service industry and punk music and what not. For real it's a good one. I know we say that every episode but this really is our best episode. Don't miss it.

In this episode we talk to our friend Teddy who stayed at a super haunted cabin in Julian California. If you like ghosty stories you'll love this episode. Seriously it's a good one. Don't miss it.

In this episode we talk about getting drunk and having a good life. We really do live our best life. We have a problem. Please help. We're at rock bottom.

In this episode we talk about our amazing zoo trip at the San Diego Zoo. We got drunk and watched monkeys fuck. It was rad. Also we talk about weird sex stuff and relationship stuff. This is a good one. Check it out and tell a friend.

In this episode we talk about Tim's trip to Seattle. Spoiler alert, he hated it. Also we talk about his time in the Navy. It's hilarious. Also we get drunk and talk about a bunch of other shit. Please subscribe and tell a friend.

In this episode we welcome our first guest to the show. Ryan's girlfriend, Lachelle comes on to talk about her sobriety for a week with Ryan. Tim gets upset and some real drama ensues. You don't want to miss this one. If you're a souless person who enjoys awful drama between people like you might see on a reality TV show then this episode is for you. Please subscribe and tell a friend.