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Paisas pushing ideas to the edge. This is not for the faint of heart. We’re trying to look at situations from a unique perspective and never take ourselves too seriously.

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  • Dec 2, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • weekly NEW EPISODES
  • 59m AVG DURATION
  • 35 EPISODES


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35: God Lets Us Commit Adultery

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020


Daniel idolizes Colonel Sanders, we discuss docking, the bible says we men can cheat, and we sadly talk about anime, all the and more on Beans on a Pod!

34: Twitter Racially Profiles Us

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020


Do we try and hide our emotions and if so how, grieving the future death of movie theater chains, is the Twitter algorithm racist, and so much more on Beans on a Pod!

33: Daniel Gets Hazed

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 44:47


Kids dressing as ghosts, Ivan goes on missions trips, Daniel gets hazed at church camp, Ivan used to be bullied, and so much more on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

32: Depression Among Us

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 51:32


Satan's a good guy, Spotify walk-outs, tracking down the Wu Tang Clan album, and much more on Beans on a Pod!

31: Using our PPP Loans To Buy a Car

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 48:28


Does social media affect your mood and is it your own fault, are you for or against your own country, should we apply for PPP loans and blow it on fun stuff? All this and more on Beans on a Pod!

30: We Become Firefighters

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 58:48


What does therapy actually do for you, Ivan faces some unexpected advancements, Daniel falls asleep on use again, and much more on Beans on a Pod!

29: We Qualify for an Oscar!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2020 48:33


Ivan goes to a drive-thru strip club, the worlds on fire and dying, the Oscars implement new diversity rules, and we discuss a little bit of our favorite past time: gaming. All this and more on Bean on a Pod!

28: We Ask Dr. Dre for Two Million Dollars

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 41:40


We discuss a string of break-ins going on in our small town, Dr. Dre's wife asking for a significant amount of alimony, and are pronouns important and should we put them on our social media profiles, all this and more on Bean on a Pod!

27: Is the Angel Soft Baby Dead?

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 49:59


Ivan breaks a bed, how much is an apology worth to you, we plan to set up Daniel for blind speed dating, and Bella Thorne screws over sexworkers, all this and more on Beans on a Pod!

26: We're a Couple of Cuties

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2020 60:23


We discuss the controversy surrounding the film Cuties, Daniel STILL doesn't know if he has foreskin, The Martrix is a story of transitioning, should assisted suicide be allowed, and so much more on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

25: We Save the USPS

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2020 55:43


Does mail-in voting open up the chances of voter fraud? No. Should the USPS be funded more properly especially during a pandemic? Also yes. Do more cops in areas mean more crimes? Should we be allowed one murder per year? All this and more on Beans on a Pod!

24: The Gang Laughs Now and Cries Later

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 54:47


Isrrel scams his way into an IT job. Daniel lays the foundation for his future cult. We discuss how to save the environment. All this and more on Beans on a Pod!

23: The Boys Start a Revolution

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 54:52


Should the government be able to shut off your water during a pandemic? Day 23,982 of coronavirus. Is exploiting the homeless ok so long as you're doing something good? All this and more on Beans on a Pod!

22: We Go Ghost Hunting

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2020 56:22


We talk about when we lost our innocence and why we won't get into heaven, why Pokemon is a subsection of the devil, the government is injecting us with something to prevent us from being religious, and we talk about demons and how we caught one on a recording. Lots of spiritual topics in this episode huh?

21: We Invest in Anime Figures

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 60:14


Men committing unspeakable acts to anime figures, when cancel culture ok, Chinese internment camps, the life of a farmer, and Amazon making too much money, all this and more on Beans on a Pod!

20: We Get Recruited by the Army

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 51:58


Alex Jones plays with some llamas. What if a girl in the Holocaust had Snapchat? The president endorses beans! We advocate for trial by combat to come back. The army uses Twitch to recruit kids for war crimes. All this and more on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

19: We Protect Isrrel From Being Cancelled

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2020 62:50


What makes a movie rewatchable? Does being an assh*le warrant being "canceled"? Another day, another ten thousand covid cases. All this and more on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

18: We Sell Ourselves on Wayfair

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2020 59:24


In today's episode, we find out Daniel won't ever last a day in court. Was Wayfair selling people? No. Isrrel talks crap on Will Smith. Join us for all this and more on this episode of Beans on a Pod.

17: Daniel Invents Drinkable Bathwater

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2020 93:50


Is watching anime childish? Do celebrities need to "take responsibility"? Chris D'Elia. What the hell man? And let’s tear down some more statues. Join the boys today on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

16: We Buy Daniel a Mail-order Bride

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2020 70:19


Now, THIS was a much better episode than the last. Today we talk about the way the media manipulates things. The way we make ourselves be sad and if it's a problem. Also, is things like JailBirds a problem and should we get rid of it? Tons of other stuff too so come join us and have a listen.

15: George Bush Grants Our Parents Citizenship

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 50:20


Honesty, isekais, George Bush, and buying videos on Cameo. Kind of a boring episode? Absolutely, but all the good stuff got cut to make the next episode. So technically this is behind the scenes, enjoy!

14: The Gang Perpetuates Stereotypes

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 81:50


We talk stereotypes and inadvertently do them. We try and register to vote and fail. How was JFK assassinated? Lastly, we talk about what's made us happy this week.

13: Ivan Gets His Identity Stolen

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2020 52:32


Have YOU ever fallen for a pyramid scheme?? Neither have we. Daniel Joined the Boy Scouts and things got... interesting. We think about selling our feet pics and we talk about digital blackface.

12: Daniel Embezzles Money From the Company

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2020 77:25


Have you ever been scammed?? Well, one of our own has and it not fun! Do you take pride in your culture? Do you have a culture? Let's find out! And lastly, a few heavy topics that need to be addressed in recent times.

11: Israel Gets a Funeral Quinceañera

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 73:24


Just a general all-around fun time of a podcast today! Growing up poor, Tibetan monk funerals, and getting cucked, Just another regular episode of Beans on a Pod. We hit on a lot of random topics but we have a good time. You'll have to listen to find out more!

10: Vin Diesel Saves the Insects

Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2020 61:32


Another week another issue with the audio. We'll fix it I swear. But more importantly, here's another episode! What's it about? I truly don't know, but Mark Whalberg makes an appearance! Really what more could you want?

9: Opening Up the Economy With the Boys

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2020 71:35


Nine episodes in and we're still having audio problems so excuse the echo. It will probably happen again. But the boys are back! This time they're talking politics! Again... We promise we'll stop. BUT we also talk about a bunch of other stuff! After twenty minutes... Stick around... Please?…

8: Getting Trump’s Signature Injected Into Us

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 84:19


Isrrel is BACK. Although he's technically never officially been on an episode! But special guest alert! Today we talk about Trump and the IRS, horoscopes, and how they define us (they don't), racism, and homeless people. What an episode. A bad episode. But still an episode.

7: JFK and the Apocalypse

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2020 86:57


Here we are again, another day closer to being canceled. Does this episode of the podcast feel incoherent and choppy at times? Well, that's because it is! SO MUCH had to be cut! Quarantine has made us pent up our thoughts for too long.

6: Simping for Joe Biden

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2020 64:15


Coronavirus is still around so of course, we gotta talk about it some more. Were we "nice guys" before? Why do we keep talking about politics?? How important are first impressions? All this and more on this episode of Beans on a Pod!

5: Fat-shaming the Coronavirus

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 69:07


The boys are once again toying with the death of their future job security. Today they talk about fat-shaming, Covid-19, and racism. I give it five more episodes before we get canceled.

4: We Love Beating Inspector Gadget

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 57:29


The boys are back at it again. This episode we talk about just how difficult saying, "I love you," can be, and whether or not our parents were justified in hitting us as kids. Will we make it to episode 5 before someone takes it to Twitter to cancel us? God, I sure hope so.

3: Umm Folks, We Got Snakes On A Plane

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2020 59:51


Enjoying comedians can take on many forms, so who's better, Gabriel Iglesias? Bill Burr? Kevin Hart? How are we supposed to pay for medicare for all? Would a Snakes on a Plane reboot succeed? Is isekai trash? All this and more on this episode of Beans on a Pod.

2: Is Commenting On Your Financial Status a Form of Sexual Assault? No. It's not.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2020 52:32


In this episode, the boys talk about how commenting on your financial status could be conveyed as sexual assault. Definitely not. No. It can't be. It's just a meme.

1: We Start a Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2020 10:05


We are just guys talking without a filter wondering if we can keep it real long enough to make a difference in the world.

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