Crash of the Mellifera

Record obtained from Apis Headquarters before drive destruction.Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. Thank you to the following freesound artists: MAJ06175NoKoLoKoJoao_Janzolichitemusic_for_video (pixabay)

We had a little... mic stability issue in this one, folks, especially in the first half of the episode. Hopefully that doesn't distract you from the wonder of wet spaghetti and psychedelics.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

I know it's hard to believe, but we actors are actually just fallible human beings like you. We flub lines, make stupid noises, and even swear at each other sometimes! But don't take my word for it. Here is a curated sampling of our less usable performances.Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. Thank you to the following freesound artist: magnuswaker 

In which codirectors Morgan and Lukas discuss being awkward customers, reference video games, and enjoy Rhianna's extremely fun first performance of Sierra Savannah the Space Karen.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

In which we witness a long awaited, if brief, reunion. Episode 14 Transcript link (coming soon)This is the second season's finale, so we'll be taking a few months off to prepare for the next season. In the off season we'll get some bonus features out to you in the form of shorts and other goodies. If you want to get involved, fill out one of our Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A forms, which can be found here! Ask a character questions about their life and preferences, and we'll have them answer in person (characters not voiced by Lukas or Morgan will answer based on actor availability.)Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: dumtratsillygrizzlieserikh2000pterydactyloptryxfantozzisamsterbirdiesadamlhumphriespogmothoin170084jjbubotec_studiorobinhood76davidoukylesnewlocknewecfikebennychico11nachmahrtv

 Winnipeg and Worker B talk with an old friend.Episode 13 Transcript link (coming soon)Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists:  northern87iesplyrislite170084lukiacostellopogmothoinbennychico11adamlhumphreyserikh2000studiobonkrottakocupido-1dumtrattorantalbotnachtmahrtvdaveofdefeat2248studiobonkspeedygonzotec_studiotrpjjbubo

Winnipeg and Worker B get to know one of the Lemarck natives.Episode 12 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: iesperikh2000adamlhumphreyssplicesoundtrpnewlocknewkylesecfikesillygrizzliesicedphoenix49robinhood76sidequestingmpfeifferlukiacostellolyrislite170084cueckermannLG

Tomer and Ray deal with the captain's absence and re-contact Yannis, while B discusses her past with Winnipeg.Episode 11 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists:  DaveOfDefeat2248bennychico11adamlhumphreyserikh2000giddsterProductionNowtrpyin_yang_jake007relenzo2

Two of our heroes leave in search of the Barkeep, because splitting the party is always a great idea.Content warning: brief mention of pedophilia.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.Episode 10 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: northern87jacksonacademyashmoremlittyDvideoguyerikh2000alexdarekIcedPhoenix49IdezemJoelAudiotosha73dapperdanielbennychico11quantumriverDaveOfDefeat2248

Step into the studio for an awe inspiring glimpse into our rigorous, no-nonsense recording processes. Also there are dirty jokes and dumb noises. Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. Thank you to the following freesound artist: magnuswaker

Episode 10, "Departure", is going to be released at the end of June due to blackouts. Instead, we will release a blooper reel on the last Monday in May.

In which Ray makes progress towards getting saved, and B insists she doesn't know a children's song.Editor's note: Some of the mic quality is a little odd due to extenuating circumstances in the lives of our actors. Thank you for your patience.Episode 9 Transcript linkCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists:  ErikH2000zigzagzenMrAuralization

In the wake of the crash, the crew of the Mellifera turns to B for answers. She is unhelpful.Episode 8 Transcript link coming soonCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: adamlhumphriesjacobmathiassenBoilingSandIESPavakasbennychico11speedygonzodrummermanOranTalbotdumtrattErikH2000

Worker B regrets asking Captain Winnipeg to help out. Keep listening after the credits to hear the last answered audience question, directed at everyone's favorite robotic Barkeep.Transcript can be found here.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.    

In which characters answer various audience submitted questions!NOTE: One of our cast members got sick in the middle of recording questions, so one of the questions submitted is not included as part of this segment-- but fret not consumers! We will record and publish the missing question at a later date.C2C Audience Questions TranscriptFollow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.org, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.   

Worker B asks innocent questions about the captain's favorite film franchise with no ulterior motives whatsoever.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.   

Lukas asks Morgan questions about the inspiration behind and making of Crash of the Mellifera.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Morgan and Lukas commentate episode 2-- and Morgan gives up on censoring out the explicit jokes.Transcript link coming soon.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

The captain makes a call while out on a space walk.Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.  

Join the voices of Winnipeg and Worker B as they discuss the making of the first episode of Crash of the Mellifera, with a special cameo from Lukas's dog.Transcript link coming soon. Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Winnipeg, Ray, and Tomer confront B on the bridge.Episode 7 Transcript Have any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.org, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.  

Quick note from Morgan: Episode 7 is running a little behind schedule and will likely not be airing on the last Monday of the month. I'm projecting completion by Friday the 30th at the very latest, but in the meantime enjoy this short courtesy of all the hardworking folks at Apis Industries (trademarked)!Happy Pride TranscriptHave any burning questions for Worker B about "life" as an artificial intelligence? Wonder if Captain Winnipeg has a preferred brand of deodorant? Fill out your Employee Q&A form here to have your question answered in a short during our inter-season hiatus!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided by Morgan Lane.  

Worker B succumbs to the age-old spaceship AI trope of attempted murder.Episode 6 TranscriptCrash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Worker B innocently attempts to improve productivity while the captain is distracted by his favorite movie franchise. Special thanks to guest voices Mark and Anna Reisinger for their performance in "Always Kill Again."Episode 5 Transcript Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Worker B collaborates with the captain on a survey, leading to an interesting conversation. Episode 4 Transcript Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com."In The Dark- Flashes" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Worker B persuades a troublesome customer to help her in the ongoing investigation into Captain Winnipeg while the captain takes yet another unnecessary spacewalk.Episode 3 TranscriptFollow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.  "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. 

Worker B tries every tactic she can think of to get more information on Captain Winnipeg. Meanwhile, Ray the head engineer makes an alarming discovery about the ship's communications issue.Episode 2 TranscriptFollow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.  Non-theme music and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided by Sam Kitsch.

The spaceship Mellifera leaves for what promises to be a relaxing first voyage for cruise director AI Worker B– that is, until a malfunction and some unwanted questions throw a wrench in the works. Episode 1 TranscriptFollow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.  "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. "Night Bossa" and various sound effects obtained from pixabay.com.  All other songs and effects were provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane.

Worker B tells you how to have a lovely winter solstice related holiday. Also that the first episode is coming out on December 26th.Transcript

Worker B and Captain Winnipeg make an advertisement to lure new waitstaff and maintenance workers to the Mellifera as the departure date of their next cruise approaches.Transcript