Desk Metal

yooooo whats up people! while we are in the midst of this Covid crap, we thought it would be important to talk about and appreciate where we live and the freedom we have, cause ya know some place on our planet don't allow their people to listen to some of our favorite music! FREEDOM!!!Enjoy yaselvs

yoooo Lets dive deep into some pretty legit punk/Metal covers of popular pop songs of the past. Lets be honest, the covers made them better! Also we play "what'd ya say?"Enjoy yaselvs

In this episode, Stash takes a pop punk quiz to see if he's truly as angsty as he says, then, Stash enlightens Zach on the pleasant and under-appreciated subgenre of Pornogrind! so join us in an episode filled with Sex, (not actual sex we respect women and are abstinent) death, and... just really weird music. Enjoy yaselvs

yooooo Whats up ya'll..this episode, Zach butchers the story about some lunitic named Pazuzu Algarad but he tried his best kinda, The Devil sold Acid at a rave, and Sleep Token Album review..actually only 3 songs but oh well.

In this episode Zach tests Stash's Knowledge of Flavortown ambassador Guy Fieri and his knowledge of serial killers, we also discuss why Tien shouldn't be the Simp of DBZ and why Zach IS the ultimate T. Brady Simp. Enjoy yaselvs

yoooo whats good y'all!! this week we debunk irrational fears of Satanic worship in metal music. Zach freaks stash out with some really psychotic dreams he's had!

WUDDUP Y'ALL, this week, Zach make stash answer questions that make him uncomfortable and we've had some weird dreams lately.enjoy yaselvs

In addition to fight off lack of sleep, we discuss the arrest of Cannibal Corpse guitarist Pat O'Brien, and take some awful quizzes to find out what pop tarts we are. Enjoy yaselvs.

In this episode, two cis white males talk about both real and animated QUEENS and then give a half assed history lesson on Mattresses. You should all be thankful for this content. You're welcome.

In this episode, Zachy B and Stashy G discuss what happened to Scene kids and their role in spreading God's word through MySpace and Music. Praise Jesus UwU. Enjoy yaselvs XD

In this episode of DESK METAL, we find out that Stash would make a pretty great girlfriend and Zach is totally not a psychopath... At all.please help me its Stash, Zach's holding me hostage and I haven't eaten in 40 minutes this is terrible OH MY GOD HE'S COMING!!??!?! enjoy Yaselvs

S-s-senpai... in this week's episode we talk about things that adults with 780 credit scores and mortgages talk about: Anime, metal, and some phases some bands went through that their fans may just not understand. So grab your Pocky and Ramune Soda (#weebsnacks) and give us your views and attention because this isn't a job but we'd like to eventually quit our jobs and become famous off this soooo.... Enjoy yaselvs. UwU

In our first mid-week episode, we cement ourselves as metal scene legends by playing "EXTREME Would you rather" and take a quiz that tells us what type of metal fans we are. Enjoy Yaselvs.

Dude, do you even burn down churches? Varg Vikernes did, but he also killed people. And was a terrorist. And was in a black metal band. Today we go over the history of Black Metal in Norway and its trail of literal death and destruction. we also discuss the rising genre of Trap Metal and listen to a few prominent artists. Enjoy yaselvs.Here's what we listened to:Muppy-ASHhttps://youtu.be/LPQAMXnjfHU City Morgue feat. Denzel Curry-Drainohttps://youtu.be/Pmeqt4XelxMOxygen-Boneshttps://youtu.be/ucfhxdKTZSoNascar Aloe-Sirenshttps://youtu.be/1k7BSmtjyEkGhostemane-Bonesawhttps://youtu.be/EHv9jfcPqmYloveyas UwU

In our debut into the realm of podcasting we review The latest album from Metal-core golden boys: Norma Jean as well as typical nonsense, take a super neato metal quiz, and a share dialog with a special, totally random caller. Enjoy yaselvs.