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Two queer gals who are definitely more than pals.

Riley and Fiona

  • May 1, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • infrequent NEW EPISODES
  • 55m AVG DURATION
  • 33 EPISODES


Latest episodes from Gal Pals

Ep 33 - Sell It To Two Tiny Raccoons

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2020 70:01


We're back! And trying to talk about fun stuff and not the big bad thing going on! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 32 - Never Wearing Pants

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 57:57


This week we're discussing the ethics of lying, what Pokemon type we would be, and a bunch of other stuff! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 31 - Your 2020 Rat Mood

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 75:12


We're back! And it is now the year of the rat. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 30 - Fresh Prince of 30-50 Feral Hogs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2019 66:08


The 30-50 feral hogs are coming into your yard in 3-5 minutes. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 29 - It's Wife Time

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2019 43:08


Riley and Fiona catch you up on the last two months, whoops! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 28 - Butt O'Clock

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2019 47:38


[Spoiler alert for Avengers Endgame during these times: 31:57-44:23] Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 27 - Too Tired For Science

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 76:49


The Great Egg Debacle of Easter 2019, and so much more. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 26 - One Little Fish Is All It Takes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 57:06


Let's talk Pokemon Sword and Shield! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 25 - The Bus Is Depression

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 61:24


Will Smith is a blue genie, and Meghan Trainor's press release is way too horny. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 24 - Alaska, One of My Favorite Countries in America

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2019 49:54


Riley is a camel now. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 23 - Walking Slow Is a Power Move

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 69:41


Today we're talking about Fiona's dyed hair, Australia's Shoegate, and Marie Kondo destroying all of your books with her bare hands. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 22 - Conceived By An Egg

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2019 42:03


Fiona's theory about Riley's origins. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 21 - Christmas Bin Chicken

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 50:33


TW: Mentions of Suicide from 40:32-42:09 This episode is all over the place because we were sweating our faces off thanks to Australian summer. Enjoy. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 20 - Choke Me, Drowzee

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2018 62:02


We saw some kangaroos and read some Jigglypuff fanfic. Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 19 - Democracy Sausage

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2018 54:31


We talk about a proposal during a marathon, a new movie with Vanessa Hudgens, and blobfeesh. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 18 - Titties Out at the Bottom of the Ocean

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2018 62:04


Fiona and Riley went scuba diving. Also, they discuss what body parts resemble a Laffy Taffy. Content Note: *brief discussion of sexual assault from 15:17-16:44 , feel free to skip* Spoiler Alert: Discussing Buzzfeed’s Romeo and Juliet Instagram re-telling from 57:34-101:17 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 17 - Snorked All Over The Place

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2018 71:20


This week, Riley and Fiona talk about the Aussie nutbush dance and none pizza left beef. Yeah, it's weird. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 16 - Who Needs People When You Have Balloons

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2018 49:26


In this week’s episode, Riley and Fiona discuss Super Mario Party and the queer version of Romeo and Juliet. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 15 - More Complicated Than Titties on Bowser

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 42:18


In this episode of the Gal Pals Podcast, Riley and Fiona talk about so much stuff, including (you guessed it) the good ol' Bowsette. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 14 - Australia Is Fake

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 59:01


In this episode, Riley and Fiona discuss VidCon Australia, the Bachelor Australia, the conspiracy theory that Australia is fake, and a whole lot more. Discussions of suicide/substance abuse from: 11:11-14:36 Bachelor Australia spoilers from: 25:05-38:21 Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 13 - Stomped on by King K. Rool

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 49:42


We take a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate quiz and it goes.... poorly. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 12 - Slapping My Lotioned Thighs

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2018 51:25


Fiona decided to lotion up for this episode of the podcast, lmao. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 11 - Luigi's Dead

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2018 44:01


Luigi died in Nintendo's most recent Super Smash Bros. Ultimate announcement, and Fiona's month of calm is over! Plus a whole lot more. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 10 - The Best Pizza

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2018 35:21


This week we celebrated and had delicious pizza (plus a bunch of other stuff). Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 9 - Pikachu Chills On Your Shoulder

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 50:04


Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu and Let's Go Eevee are here! Plus a whole heck of a lot of other topics. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 8 - The Supreme Court Doesn’t Have Big Dick Energy

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2018 41:23


In this week's episode, we discuss a bunch of things -- from the awful Supreme Court decisions to the nuances of Big Dick Energy. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 7 - Crabs Are Smarter Than Lobsters

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2018 48:01


The crab conspiracy theory is back and Fiona thinks it's been... confirmed? Mm, sure, okay. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 6 - Toad Has Stockholm Syndrome

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2018 59:23


In this week's podcast, a lot has happened! But mainly, Toad has Stockholm syndrome in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 5 - Bisexual Love Island

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2018 64:55


Your fav queer girls are back from Melbourne and having a chat this week! Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 4 - What’s a Little Kneely-Kneel Done to You?

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2018 65:01


Sorry for the echo-y audio this week! Not sure what went wrong, but the audio quality will be better next week for sure! This episode we talked about: school shootings, migrant children being lost, the NFL kneeling ban, Trump calling people “animals,” the royal wedding, Nikki Minaj dating rumors, what Hogwarts Houses the Hamilton characters would be in, Battlefield V, the search for a “transgender brain,” the right for transgender teens to use the correct bathroom in High School, and a Britney Spears conspiracy theory. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, message us through Patreon, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 3 - The One Lesbian Who Doesn't Like Astrology

Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 55:34


It’s Eurovision 2018! Let’s talk about this wild European musical competition. Fiona and Riley also chat about Avatar The Last Airbender, protests in Gaza, Pokemon, Yanny/Laurel, and ~appetite suppressant~ lollipops. We also do a Buzzfeed quiz about pop songs and Fiona tries to convince Riley that crabs have thousand-year-long lifespans. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/galpals Tweet us: https://twitter.com/galpalspod Ask us for advice that we'll answer on the podcast! You can DM us on Twitter, or email galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 2 - It Only Goes Down From Here

Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2018 47:20


Fiona and Riley chat about This Is America, the Met Gala, Brooklyn 99, Black Lightning, Fiona’s new job, and as always give out some lovely advice. (Fiona forgot her conspiracy theory this week! Sorry! She'll have another one next week!) Update: since we recorded this, Brooklyn 99 was renewed for a 6th season on NBC!! Ahhh!!! Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/galpals Email us: galpalsthepodcast@gmail.com

Ep 1 - It's 2018, Eat Some Pussy

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2018 49:20


Welcome to the first ever episode of Riley and Fiona's Gal Pals podcast! Today we're talking about Kanye West, Janelle Monae, new testosterone testing requirements in the Olympics, socialist sailor, and we even attempt to give some relationship advice. Oh, and Fiona tries to convince Riley that goats are aliens. Patreon: www.patreon.com/galpals

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